Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Millennium Rooster]

Here’s how I image a day in Jim’s life:

8:00 - wakes up
8:01 - Looks at mirror. Sees the disgusting beard. Another reminder he’s still a man. *Emotional Breakdown #1*
8:03 - Quickly shaves beard with a male shaving cream and male razor since they don’t make strong enough versions for women.
8:10 - Puts cute little pink perfume. The worst is over. Time for a reward!
8:15 - Eats the first piece of cake and then opens to the toys drawer. The combination of kid and sex toys would make any pedo shy. Time to play mr and ms boglin. The boglins respect him and he feels good. They don’t care that he’s trans or almost 40.
8:30 - Eats breakfast.
9:00 - Time to work on his career, I mean, his wrestling career. Jim frenetically calls every promoter he got his hands on thanks to his YouTube channel. No promoter has enough to pay him, after all, 500$ is a lot of money to give to a guy who can’t wrestle, has no training or goes to the gym.
9:30 - “His wrestling career is a joke”, the thought rushes to him brain. *Emotional Breakdown #2* “Maybe if I went to the gym, I could do more on the ring”. But going to the gym implies he has to choose a bathroom and be NAKED!! *Emotional Breakdown #3”.
10:00 - Jim eats everything in the fridge to make the bad feelings go away.
14:00 - Time to go the office to do the fuc***ng YouTube show. Jim puts on the wig and drives.
14:30 - Starts writting the new video. Luckly this shit is in autopilot. He doesn’t even has to think. “I hope they like this one.” He thinks while the thought of losing subscribers creeps into his head. *Emotional Breakdown #4”.
16:00 - Films the awful episode while acting like he gives a shit
18:00 - Goes home, eats and starts streaming. Someone says something that can be badly interpreted as transphobic. *Emotional Breakdown #5* Luckly the unpaid mods quickly fix that while Jim bashes capitalism.
22:00 -“Today was a good day," he thinks and goes to bed.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

14:30 - Starts writting the new video. Luckly this shit is in autopilot. He doesn’t even has to think. “I hope they like this one.” He thinks while the thought of losing subscribers creeps into his head. *Emotional Breakdown #4”.

>Take the top headline on kotaku
>Copy the points word by word
>Add some commentary on capitalism/transphobia
>Done for the day

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

>Take the top headline on kotaku
>Copy the points word by word
>Add some commentary on capitalism/transphobia
>Done for the day

Alternatively, find whatever topic is currently trending on twitter that backs his shit "communism" or anti-gamer views.

 

[UncleTusky]

>Take the top headline on kotaku
>Copy the points word by word
>Add in random wrestling plugs
>Done for the day

Fixed that for ya, if he's plagiarizing Kotaku it's already going to have hard-left social commentary. Whether wrestling commentary can make their articles any worse is a subject of much debate.

 

[Noebel]

It's not necessarily a left/right thing, but it is a lot more visible on the left because its ideals and causes change a lot as time goes on.

It's a part of how humans fundamentally work. It was evolutionary advantageous to form groups, so big bity cat would reevaluate his chaces. Later groups evolved into tribes, tribes into cities, and cities gave birth to societies. Being part of small group was in our evolutionary progression for god knows how long, while big social structures and global society is a very new thing and we have to rely on our consciousness, because we don't have any hard-wired backup. I blame substantial part of the wierd shit on the fact, that we get much more information than we were supposed to and much faster.
As with why left(what they define as left in US, because both reps and dems are still in the upper right square of this memey political compass thing) is more prominent now is because said "left" sort of won. Satanic panic was like the last big thing before the decline of these values became apparent to he majority. That was the point where people were laughing at what is referred as "right". Now "left" comes through something similar, because they are more prevalent now, and because in order to not invalidate their existance they've kept pushing for more and more ridiculous causes, so that "right" started to suound reasonable, with many cases of 'told you so' from the past 20-30 years. Also I believe that guys in the government and other higher-ups like it that way, because for them it's better when people say "look, non-binary trans xer" than "look, 50 years ago one man with working-class job could support a whole family".

 

[Tony Tony Chopper]

video games?

 

[Aegir]

video games?

That picture of him in the thumbnail is enough to make me not want to click it.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

video games?

I'm not watching his video because he can't edit for shit, but Jesus Christ he's late on this subject. He's already lost his job for his opinion, what else do you want him to lose? Maybe Jim could have striked the iron while it was warm if he didn't spend an entire week either working poorly or not at all on his content.

Sidenote, please tell me Jim is dumb enough to think Killing Floor is 100% their idea and not a mod they bought the rights to.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The absolute projection about saying a group is throwing a pity party while being the most pandered to demographic and the group also has a fetish for being a martyr while society coddles them to protect their feelings.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

I'm not watching his video because he can't edit for shit, but Jesus Christ he's late on this subject. He's already lost his job for his opinion, what else do you want him to lose? Maybe Jim could have striked the iron while it was warm if he didn't spend an entire week either working poorly or not at all on his content.

Sidenote, please tell me Jim is dumb enough to think Killing Floor is 100% their idea and not a mod they bought the rights to.

laura kate dale currently edits jims videos..

I mean , do I need to say more???

 

[Emperor Julian]

You'll notice the video contributed nothing to the dialogue and this is coming from someone who thinks the Texan abortion law is a pile of ass. He could at least have explored why cancellation is okay from his perspectives and why his guys are exempt. Instead he rambled about the guys shitty band.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I can't make it past his openings anymore. It's a relief to know he's just regurgitating the same shit I see on Chrome's suggested "gaming" articles every Monday morning.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I can't make it past his openings anymore. It's a relief to know he's just regurgitating the same shit I see on Chrome's suggested "gaming" articles every Monday morning.

Fuck capitalism and gays can do what they want (Like buy a shirt from me with that slogan printed on it made in a sweatshop with work conditions way worse than any games developer has to put up with).

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can't even organise my thoughts for how bad the newest JQ was, so I guess I'll sum it up with:

Absolutely beyond parody.

(Also I made a gif version but the file turned out bigger than the video and I couldn't get a compressed version to upload properly anyway; you can find it here.)

 

[Pizdec]

I can't even organise my thoughts for how bad the newest JQ was, so I guess I'll sum it up with:
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Absolutely beyond parody.

(Also I made a gif version but the file turned out bigger than the video and I couldn't get a compressed version to upload properly anyway; you can find it here.)

My God, how does he have such a grandma face?

 

[Oliver Onions]

My God, how does he have such a grandma face?

Rapid weight loss combined with just generally being a pug-faced cunt, I imagine.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Careful there. Keep saying that and Jimbo is going to start fishing for validation by claiming he's a grandma instead of a sexy mama.

 

[blablabla]

didnt this retard was an edgy mysoginistic at some point?
he trooned to start again or he trooned because he failed as a man?

 

[Oliver Onions]

didnt this retard was an edgy mysoginistic at some point?
he trooned to start again or he trooned because he failed as a man?

The misogyny phase was around about 2010 iirc, then he became a born-again SJW and married a Tumblr whale with whom he was in a 'open relationship' (i,e, he was getting cucked) from 2012 to sometime around Trump getting elected, I think; I don't know if a hard date has ever been confirmed. Either way, he's since abandoned his wife after getting citizenship in the US, moved to a different state and now either lives alone or with Justin who used to edit his videos and may or may not be fucking him.

The troon saga began in January of this year and is almost certainly a desperate last-ditch effort to pivot his dying career toward a new, even more progressive audience because he hates the fact he's painted himself into a corner and will be unemployable in literally any other line of work because he's a toxic cunt with no practical skills or qualifications.

 

[Knyttet]

laura kate dale currently edits jims videos..

I mean , do I need to say more???

I thought his live-in boyfriend Justin edited his videos. Since when is Laura Kate Dale the editor? Must be very very VERY recently since he talked about Justin being his editor just a few weeks ago.