US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Willie Thrills]

"My fellow Fagistanians, we are going to send your sons and daughters into the middle of a Civil War of a nation that is 5X bigger than the entirety of Europe, with everything from mountains to swamps to forests to plains to urban hellholes, where they will be fighting the most heavily armed populace in human history, with the most advanced military on the face of the Earth split through the sides."
>Every politician suddenly appears hanging from a light pole

Yeah, you haven't had any Presidents or Senators bombed by disgruntled Irishmen lately, so I'd calm down. Should the USA cross the violence barrier, it will be in a confusing political mess with friendly and opposing zones. The state will use all measures to keep violence contained to "hot" zones, those opposed to the presence of the military, while others will be rewarded handsomely for handing control directly to the Feds. Tit-for-tat violence in these areas between communities, oftentimes false-flagged by the military, will be the norm.

It won't be "foreigners invading" - you likely wouldn't even notice that the guys kicking down your door were Brits or Aussies, you'd be too busy getting shot at. They won't be in Blue Helmets, they'll be using the long-standing cooperation between these forces to pump numbers on the ground - all the guys you'll see standing around will be all-American and with little experience, but the guys who are going to be sniping you in the woods will be experienced soldiers.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Toe poppers and snipers work just as well on foreign troops as they do on our own inbred fat asses.

 

[Polyboros2]

Yes. The original was made by It's HK-47. It was probably changed since he hasn't been online in months.

I'm headcannoning that he was Trevor Moore until proven otherwise.

 

[JohnDoe]

"All of whom were involved in a family argument until I, your noble leader hiding in this bunker, decided to send your sons and daughters into what will surely be a quick and simple war."

"From my luxurious bunker I am supremely confident in assuring you that your involvement will definitely not escalate the conflict from widespread police action to full military splintering and possible balkanization."

 

[Meat Target]

guys see waht doing creating strife for democrats

Man arrested with weapons near DNC headquarters: US Capitol Police

U.S. Capitol Police arrested a man armed in his truck with multiple knives, a bayonet and a machete near the Democratic National Committee headquarters in Washington.

abcnews.go.com

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their talk about another blue anon conspiracy with 9/14

Last month, a guy improperly parked with a propane tank in his truck shouting nonsense was a "suicide bomber". Now they're trotting out Austere Landscaping Cutlery Scholars as the Mortal Threat to Our Democracy?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Yeah, you haven't had any Presidents or Senators bombed by disgruntled Irishmen lately, so I'd calm down. Should the USA cross the violence barrier, it will be in a confusing political mess with friendly and opposing zones. The state will use all measures to keep violence contained to "hot" zones, those opposed to the presence of the military, while others will be rewarded handsomely for handing control directly to the Feds. Tit-for-tat violence in these areas between communities, oftentimes false-flagged by the military, will be the norm.

It won't be "foreigners invading" - you likely wouldn't even notice that the guys kicking down your door were Brits or Aussies, you'd be too busy getting shot at. They won't be in Blue Helmets, they'll be using the long-standing cooperation between these forces to pump numbers on the ground - all the guys you'll see standing around will be all-American and with little experience, but the guys who are going to be sniping you in the woods will be experienced soldiers.

Ah, yes, the "we know what we're doing, you, Hambugerlander, do not."

If I'm getting shot at, I've fucked up big time. If my house gets droned, I've fucked up even further.

And judging from the level of "long standing cooperation" I've seen prior, my money's on the Aussies getting piss drunk at the first liquor store and pawning their gear for meth and the Brits to be too busy arguing over who's got the stiffest upper lip and getting lost in the fucking wilderness without proper gear, just like the SAS always does.

LOL at thinking the Aussies or the Brits would last a hot second in the American woods. We've got forests bigger than the UK.

 

[Billy Beer]

"This is good police work plain and simple," said Capitol Police Chief Tom Manger. "We applaud the officers' keen observation and the teamwork that resulted in this arrest."

A Special Operation Division Officer noticed a Dodge Dakota pickup truck with a swastika and other white supremacist symbols painted on it

"This is good police work plain and simple,"

IRL version of the van with 'Free Candy' painted on the side. what were the other "white supremacist symbols"? Pepe? "I hate niggers"?

 

[Gehenna]

Last month, a guy improperly parked with a propane tank in his truck shouting nonsense was a "suicide bomber". Now they're trotting out Austere Landscaping Cutlery Scholars as the Mortal Threat to Our Democracy?

They desperately want something to point to as an insurgency. Its... it's not working.

 

[JohnDoe]

Toe poppers and snipers work just as well on foreign troops as they do on our own inbred fat asses.

Try telling that to the Taliban.

 

[Billy Beer]

I'm headcannoning that he was Trevor Moore until proven otherwise.

There was a Mod on Neogaf who passed away a few months ago. Could they be the same person?

 

[Meat Target]

There was a Mod on Neogaf who passed away a few months ago. Could they be the same person?

You sure it wasn't Near?

 

[Ruin]

HK heavily hinted he was some sort of political aid. If he worked in the Trump admin he's likely unemployed and busy trying to find a new job.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Try telling that to the Taliban.

You obviously know how to read, you just need to get better at it.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Yes. The original was made by It's HK-47. It was probably changed since he hasn't been online in months.

Bummer, I liked him, hope he's ok wherever he is.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Yes. The original was made by It's HK-47. It was probably changed since he hasn't been online in months.

Supposedly. Despite his apparent absence he's managed to change the thread subtitle twice.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

So as I was saying before that fucking retard questioned me, toe poppers are effective against basically anyone and extremely easy to manufacture using even a basic machine shop.

With further improvisation the device could be built from anything.

Oh, we're going to forget about the spring load. This thing will do fine laying on the ground.

 

[Terrifik]

Biden is nominating Alvaro Bedoya, a Georgetown Professor of Privacy Law, to head the FTC

Why Privacy law is dead beyond rich people not wanting to be bothered by poor people.

 

[Meat Target]

So as I was saying before that fucking retard questioned me, toe poppers are effective against basically anyone and extremely easy to manufacture using even a basic machine shop.

With further improvisation the device could be built from anything.

A Mason jar full of angry hornets is much cheaper and much lulzier, though.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

A Mason jar full of angry hornets is much lulzier, though.
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I was actually just thinking about the potential effectiveness of a mason jar based device! It would probably be too strong to break under a soldier's bodyweight though.

Molotov cocktails are so passe.

 

[Meat Target]

I was actually just thinking about the potential effectiveness of a mason jar based device! It would probably be too strong to break under a soldier's bodyweight though.

Molotov cocktails are so passe.

I bring you the Sunnyvale Jarate Launcher.