Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

x86x2 said:
It doesn't seem like I ever will, to be honest. You're right that I keep avoiding the question, mainly just to try to make people think everything will be alright but it won't happen.
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x86x2 said:
Well, no, it's just loose hairs, I believe, but my mother says that some of them might be turning grey, likely due to stress.
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I think you've just proven why you need to get some fucking help.

Go to a fucking therapist, dude. I mean, I know you probably won't because you're stupid and all, but that is what you should do if you don't want to die by 40 of cardiac arrest over this shit.
 
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Adamska said:
So not only are you so far in the closet that Ted Haggard is squinting at your efforts, but through your lying idiocy you have indicated that you crash into slumber so much that you're aging like the fucking president over a toddler's show.

There are only screams to describe how dumb this is.
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Our good ol friend Drew Toothpaste described it quite well in song, which I posted earlier.
"Dumb like a box of rocks or a fox in socks
Trying to open up a big can of dinner
If there was a moron contest you'd be a winner
And get the second place too"
"Your entire existence is a wet February, standing outside, waiting for the bus.
A car drives by and covers you in slush.
Look in the window of that car, I'm driving.
And inside, I'm listening to this song."
 
This person has actually developed cancer from a toddlers show existing lmao.
 
PickleGuy said:
Do you also identify as a "loveshy" or "incel?"
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No, I don't. In fact, I have no idea what those terms even are, and I'm probably better off being ignorant of what they mean as well.

Sanae Kochiya said:
Death by Barney will be the most embarrassing obituary ever written.
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At the very least, it would make for an entertaining lawsuit against the hellspawn that put Barney on this earth.

NumberingYourState said:
This person has actually developed cancer from a toddlers show existing lmao.
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Trust me, if you had watched as much of this show as I was forced to, you probably would've ended up a cancer victim as well.
 
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Schools cannot legally force consumption of media. Of any sorts. Ever.

You were not forced to watch a Pre-Kindergarten educational show.

You know what kind of a dick falsely accuses a school system of abuse? The same kind who love to twist our state funds for their selfish cause -- idiots like you, x86x2 want absolutely no educational support for the Public Access media. That makes you even more lost.
 
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Meowthkip said:
I don't know if he thinks we're stupid or he's just that dumb that he doesn't even realize he's saying contradictory things.
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I'm leaning towards him being that dumb, with a little bit of thinking we're stupid, if he's been going at us for that long.

Either way, he's a lost cause and all we can really do at this point is the internet equivelant of doing Barney impressions to watch him chimp. :ween:
 
Let's be more direct: are you single? What would you do if a potential girlfriend thought the stuff you hate was "cute" or something?
 
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