US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Ah, yes, the "we know what we're doing, you, Hambugerlander, do not."

If I'm getting shot at, I've fucked up big time. If my house gets droned, I've fucked up even further.

And judging from the level of "long standing cooperation" I've seen prior, my money's on the Aussies getting piss drunk at the first liquor store and pawning their gear for meth and the Brits to be too busy arguing over who's got the stiffest upper lip and getting lost in the fucking wilderness without proper gear, just like the SAS always does.

LOL at thinking the Aussies or the Brits would last a hot second in the American woods. We've got forests bigger than the UK.
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Again, they went up against the SAB. They didn't do well, but it's a bit of a fucking stretch to say that there's anybody in the USA who could match their strength on the ground.

You got an awfully big fucking ego if you think that you could pull off anything close to "Bandit Country" levels of shit. If you're hiding in the woods, good, you'll starve and be unable to hit shit. You'll run out of food and ammo having accomplished fuck-all.
 
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Spiteful Crow said:
I was actually just thinking about the potential effectiveness of a mason jar based device! It would probably be too strong to break under a soldier's bodyweight though.
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It all depends on how you prep it, it's possible to score the glass to weaken it structurally in a few ways. You can also place a stud or spike against the glass to concentrate the weight of a footstep. You can even use a non-standard lid and have that be the point of collapse.

It's not hard to think this through if you aren't a mouth-breathing spiteful retard.

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If you're hiding in the woods, good, you'll starve and be unable to hit shit. You'll run out of food and ammo having accomplished fuck-all.
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Spoken like a fag that has never been out in the American wilderness before. There is plenty to eat there, even if you weren't being supplied by your fellow citizens and stealing the MREs and ammo from the patrols you ambush.
 
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JohnDoe said:
It all depends on how you prep it, it's possible to score the glass to weaken it structurally in a few ways. You can also place a stud or spike against the glass to concentrate the weight of a footstep. You can even use a non-standard lid and have that be the point of collapse.

It's not hard to think this through if you aren't a mouth-breathing spiteful retard.
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Tell me more about your plans to kill or injure American soldiers. Is this something you spend a lot of time doing?
 
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Tour of Italy said:
They want to blow you up. They're literally saying this.

Bush Jr. just gave a speech saying that we should confront domestic extremists with the same vigor that we did foreign terrorists.

That means air strikes on you, your family and your community.

There's a reason they keep calling Jan 6 a terrorist event. And there's a reason they're trying to push the definition of "terrorism" to include anti-mandate and anti-lockdown.

It's because they're trying to justify violence. That's the only place this road ends.

I used to think the increase in polarizing hyperbole from politicians is just a sign of the social media age, where they know the most effective way to get their message to spread is to present it in the most extreme way possible. While that may still be true, I'm not going to be naïve to the other signs.

They are trying to prime their base to accept violence against the out-group. I know twitter isn't real life, but I can't say I'm thrilled about how well it seems to be working. Jimmy Kimmel isn't twitter, and that motherfucker is already trying to get his audience on board with the fact that we should just let certain people die without hospital care.
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Someone a while back on this thread or was it another? Can't remember, but they said that if government started doing something like that, foreign countries would get involved here if out government started bombing people over January 6th. Is that true? Idk how true it is, but the left better not try to claim Trump did it.
 
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Chink state media accounts posting this today.

Also I know this could be random but has anyone else noticed a swell up of military recruitment ads lately? I'm seeing almost as many now as I was during the war in Iraq.
Wonder if they know china is serious about fucking around and are trying to recruit more meatshields, or if it's unrelated
 
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Sithis said:
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Chink state media accounts posting this today.

Also I know this could be random but has anyone else noticed a swell up of military recruitment ads lately? I'm seeing almost as many now as I was during the war in Iraq.
Wonder if they know china is serious about fucking around and are trying to recruit more meatshields, or if it's unrelated
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Unrelated, Biden fucking up Afghanistan shifted views in the military. A ton of retirements once their contract is up.
 
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Gehenna said:
They desperately want something to point to as an insurgency. Its... it's not working.
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I'm reminded of the Family Guy skit "Speed 4 (or whatever) The Glacier" where the two characters from Speed had to pretend the glacier was out of control.
Spiteful Crow said:
I was actually just thinking about the potential effectiveness of a mason jar based device! It would probably be too strong to break under a soldier's bodyweight though.

Molotov cocktails are so passe.
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You know insurgents were using dead batteries because they had just enough charge to activate an IED, right? Americans have access to scrapyards, landfills and machine tooling. Go be creative.
 
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Garm said:
I'm reminded of the Family Guy skit "Speed 4 (or whatever) The Glacier" where the two characters from Speed had to pretend the glacier was out of control.

You know insurgents were using dead batteries because they had just enough charge to activate an IED, right? Americans have access to scrapyards, landfills and machine tooling. Go be creative.
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Uncle Ted would use random scrap to build his bombs. It's one the reason he was hard to trace
 
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Sithis said:
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Chink state media accounts posting this today.

Also I know this could be random but has anyone else noticed a swell up of military recruitment ads lately? I'm seeing almost as many now as I was during the war in Iraq.
Wonder if they know china is serious about fucking around and are trying to recruit more meatshields, or if it's unrelated
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Hu Xijin is known to be a rabid dog who wants nothing less than the complete destruction of Taiwan as an independent state and US humiliation, essentially the Goebbels to Xi's Hitler. What he says shouldn't necessarily be taken to be China's official position, because the CPC does let him off the leash when it benefits them to do so.
 
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Sithis said:
Also I know this could be random but has anyone else noticed a swell up of military recruitment ads lately? I'm seeing almost as many now as I was during the war in Iraq.
Wonder if they know china is serious about fucking around and are trying to recruit more meatshields, or if it's unrelated
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Well, they dumped all their non-woke, then are dumping all the anti-vaxers, so they're going to need replacements.
 
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