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Coke Zero said:
Imagine mocking anyone's internet presence/persona when you're darksydephil. Thats really the only comeback anyone needs when it comes to dsp. If dsp ever tries to mock anyone or give out his opinions on any topic, the only response needed is "dude, you're darksydephil". That says it all and is about the best insult/comeback you can make.
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I for one like to imagine a world where the only response Phil ever gets is people just flatly saying "WWE Champions".
It's the only one he deserves, to be frank.
 
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There was a comment several pages back that has described DSP as making himself bulletproof due to shutting down most methods off communicating/fucking with him (thus killing of his audience engagement).

I would like to point out that he is about as bulletproof as a 95 year old comatose man in a bunker. All you have to do is find a creative way to get inside, then a simple hand flick will cause his bones to explode.

DSP is as much a thin-skinned pussy as he always was (maybe even moreso now), you just need to find a way to engage him (and no, those unbelievably boring troll super chats are not it.)
 
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Piece of Peace said:
DSP is as much a thin-skinned pussy as he always was (maybe even moreso now), you just need to find a way to engage him (and no, those unbelievably boring troll super chats are not it.)
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It's the irony of all of it that's amusing. He said to his 'fans' that if a troll interact with them negatively to "just block the asshole and move on".

Great idea, Phil. Why the fuck don't you do it then??? Why are you nuking your twitter if it's that simple??? I swear, this idiot can't stop contradicting himself.
 
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Don't tell Phil that people are playing "the new hyped AAA release Deathloop" over on Twitch a full day ahead of its release date. That might make him angry.
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Preferred Penne said:
Why hasn't the site name been changed to Kiwi Farts yet? Are we not yet at the stage where we can "take it back" as a symbol of pride?
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Phil's not that relevant for the rest of the farms anymore. What we need to do is get ralph or isabella to call us kiwi farts.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
There was a comment several pages back that has described DSP as making himself bulletproof due to shutting down most methods off communicating/fucking with him (thus killing of his audience engagement).

I would like to point out that he is about as bulletproof as a 95 year old comatose man in a bunker. All you have to do is find a creative way to get inside, then a simple hand flick will cause his bones to explode.

DSP is as much a thin-skinned pussy as he always was (maybe even moreso now), you just need to find a way to engage him (and no, those unbelievably boring troll super chats are not it.)
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Step 1- Wait until Phil inevitably gets massive credit card debt
Step 2- Open Kiwifarts LLC
Step 3- Buy Phil's credit card debt
Step 4- Force interaction with him in a court of law
 
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Piece of Peace said:
DSP is as much a thin-skinned pussy as he always was (maybe even moreso now), you just need to find a way to engage him (and no, those unbelievably boring troll super chats are not it.)
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Probably the best it's ever going to get.

Dave could enable text-to-speech and rake in hundreds with even less effort (assuming that's even possible) but his bitchy ego couldn't handle it.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
I think he realized that he doesn't have as many loyal followers as he think he has.
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He can't have just figured that out though. I mean, he already knows his streams are carried by 3 whales, and he knows his handful of regulars by name even if he hates their guts. And despite his protestations to the contrary, "Mr. Views" is surely glued to his Youtube and Twitter metrics.

I think it's more likely that he's either going to need a replacement whale soon, or he just genuinely is desperately lonely.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Dave wants YT to implement cult member-only khamments on his videos :story:
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"People asked for..."
"A lot of people are saying..."
"Everyone in chat is saying..."
"People have been emailing me behind the scenes telling me..."

Who? Who are all these people who always seem to have the exact same opinions as you? Post the receipts. Show me the logs. The voices in your head don't count.
 
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