Clara tweeted about this?
If so, that is
hilarious. Even if it somehow wasn't her, the idea is still hilarious.
We've already seen how
dumpy and matronly she was as an adolescent (hey, if Michael Be Titties is sanctioned to ridicule a minor's body, why aren't NEGZ and I?) There's no way that she blossomed into a siren and then aged right back into a dumpy, matronly body. I've seen her hatchet-faced, square-bodied interview in
Outfoxed: long, stringy, dyed blonde hair doesn't erase dumpy and matronly as she seems to think. In fact, it highlights it by way of contrast.
And if she's trying to play up the image of having once been a vamp as though someone might think that applies to her today, that's especially hilarious considering what she's working with. I've been preparing for
Kiwitober 2021, wanted some body references for Clara and came across these new (to me) ones:
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Mmm, that shmecksy dowager's hump. Those free range droopy dogs. That broad, shapeless potato ass. That fat, toneless, square waist.
Oooo mami, get the stilettos!

For someone who says she's intent on managing the ravages of time and aging with style, Clara seems completely unwilling to do even the basics of in terms of diet and exercise. That's the body of someone who hasn't gotten up and walked away from a screen — let alone had a serious workout — in thirty years.
We all know some aging is inevitable but you don't have to look 76 at 56. Clara's fillers, potions and lotions are never going to substitute for the effects of eating properly and having a robust, active life.