Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Kate Farms Shill]

Jesus fuck are all you newfags zebrasnark refugees? Just make a new server for your autistic bullshit.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I’m not a doctor but I can’t imagine that the seething anger Laura has 24/7 can be good for her health. I couldn’t even imagine what it’s like to be in that much of a rage all day long every day. And the more she alienates people around her and spends more time alone she’ll probably get worse. Of course if you’re having ultrasounds all the time you’ll find little things that would have gone unnoticed. How many people end up with huge tumors because they feel fine and have been walking around with it forever ? Not everyone is privileged enough to be at the doctor every week

I call her Laura the Angry Munchie in my head and have before I started posting her here.
She rejects all implications that she needs therapy or has a personality disorder, and yes she’s mostly alone because everyone that initially liked her before the crazy has slowly backed away. Probably biased on that one though since I’m one of them.

She’s determined to be angry, she has access to not be a seething ball of rage 24/7 but she doesn’t want help.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Simmer down munchie

settle down, newfag

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I take a break from posting because real life gets chaotic and Tess went and died on me. I am tempted to believe Tess is actually dead, but, yeah, her online friends are being weird about it.

This one was posted by Ashley Nicole / tubie_with_dys, who I believe is (or was?) also friends with Amanda/Ren. Apparently, they don't know where they're doing the in person memorial, at least according to whoever Ashley was talking to.
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tubie_with_dys used to be MysticAshy and she was one of Amanda’s “friends” who tried to leak her group chats to IFGW. But unlike crow who just came and dumped them, this tard decided to dm me and ask me to do her dirty work because she didn’t want to get caught. Instead she got doxed. No one has cared if she was still breathing or not since 2019. I posted about her being an unreliable source of information about Tess and she has been waving her arms around and screaming as if I killed her mother. She’s a consummate attention seeker, a hilarious seizure faking munchie, but she has corrected me: she’s not a furry. She can’t afford to be one.



I am loathe to give her more attention but her pants-shitting meltdown over being called unreliable was really fucking funny.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

Any news on Tess’s supposed demise? The whole thing is fishy as week old offcatch in the sun.

I've seen three tiktoks from random people asking 'Did Tess REALLY die?' but by the time I find them comments have been shut off. No proof posted in the TT world yet

 

[the prednisone plug]

she had her appointment with Dr. Henderson the other day. According to Chelsea, Dr. Henderson believes her CCI is "very severe" and she may also have Atlanto-axial instability (AAI). At some point in the future, she's supposed to be getting more imaging done and an in person visit with Henderson to see if she needs a neck fusion

If there is a god, they'd arrange for Chelsea to get hacked while I'm working on Henderson's write up. How glorious

did you know about Henderson's Canadian protégé?

Dr. Mohammed Shamji was Dr Fraser Henderson's protégé in Toronto until he murdered his wife in 2016.

Ah yes, I have a whole bullet point written up on him in my draft. I also noted the fact that all the articles and mentions of the Shamji slaying were in relation to how his act affected the totally super real victims- these brave spoonie warriors that lost their chances of being hacked all because he had to go and kill his wife.
In all of the bullshit I've skimmed through on Henderson so far, some of the most annoying has to be the various articles written by or about Canadian spoonies desperate for the funding to come down to Maryland to be chopped by Dr. H. Especially after his golden child got canned

 

[Hiliter25]

I’ve been hoping to dig up something reliable on Tess but haven’t accomplished much. Tess’s brother made an Instagram post five days ago and it’s still up.

And here is a comment from Sara, the girl who originally claimed to be Tess’s sister. Now we know, she’s just a friend.

Her Instagram is private. Wouldn’t be surprised if this account is Tess herself.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Not to sound like a total sociopath, but in a way, I'd love to see it turn out to be an anaplastic carcinoma*. These women are so desperate to be Really Sick for Real, and it would be fascinating to see how one of them dealt with actually being ill. They seem to know exactly how far they can push their bodies without doing significant lasting damage, and the rare exceptions (Jacquie, ALF) appear to be accidental and sudden. It would be interesting to see one of them get their wish.

Spoiler: *

Anaplastic thyroid carcinoma is unique among thyroid cancers because of its aggressive behavior and universally poor outcome. It is considered one of the most aggressive of all malignancies (cancers) in humans. While other types of thyroid cancer rarely metastisize, ATC is often disseminated upon diagnosis, with spread to lungs, brain, and bone most frequently. Median survival from diagnosis is 4 months and 5 year survival is around 2% despite multimodal chemotherapy and adjuvant radiation. Fortunately, it is rare, comprising only around 1% of all thyroid cancers, and usually occurs in old people. Former Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court William Rehnquist died from this type of thyroid cancer.

Doesn't ATC grow very fast though? If it was she would probably have a pretty big goiter by now. Or be dead. And yeah, she isn't a 70 years old grandma.

Edit: But yes, it would be like Poetic Justice if it actually were cancer, however, I doubt that nodule is anything dangerous.

I’m not a doctor but I can’t imagine that the seething anger Laura has 24/7 can be good for her health. I couldn’t even imagine what it’s like to be in that much of a rage all day long every day. And the more she alienates people around her and spends more time alone she’ll probably get worse. Of course if you’re having ultrasounds all the time you’ll find little things that would have gone unnoticed. How many people end up with huge tumors because they feel fine and have been walking around with it forever ? Not everyone is privileged enough to be at the doctor every week

The rage Laura has always makes me think she may be a big hypochondriac instead of munchie. Or at least has it as co-morbid condition.

 

[Turtlebrandt]

I’ve been hoping to dig up something reliable on Tess but haven’t accomplished much. Tess’s brother made an Instagram post five days ago and it’s still up.View attachment 2534884

And here is a comment from Sara, the girl who originally claimed to be Tess’s sister. Now we know, she’s just a friend.
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Her Instagram is private. Wouldn’t be surprised if this account is Tess herself.

Sara Rock has a public Facebook Profile. She does have a photo of herself and the old Tess on there. But seems oddly planted.

 

[Questions]

Sara Rock has a public Facebook Profile. She does have a photo of herself and the old Tess on there. But seems oddly planted.

Has any one called to “talk to Tess” and see what they say

 

[A tree]

Has any one called to “talk to Tess” and see what they say

This random facebooker claims to have called the hospice. Let's all not start poo.p touching now though. The truth will out. It always does.

 

[Hiliter25]

I bet Tess’s disappearance is just a response to those she owes money. Many people donated towards Magpie’s training to become a service dog. Of course, he never received any training from Tess or anyone else. When Tess began to publicly rehome Magpie, those who donated were rightfully pissed. Tess eventually claimed she put all of that money into a bank account for Magpie’s future handler. Lol yeah, sure. And then we have an artist who was hired to paint a portrait of Tess’s cat. He did a pretty damn good job. What are the chances Tess gave him a sob story about why she couldn't pay half up front?

 

[fuckinsprinklecookies]

This random facebooker claims to have called the hospice. Let's all not start poo.p touching now though. The truth will out. It always does.

The funeral home also says they have no knowledge of her. I don’t know what more people need to realize this is a pathetic attempt at a hoax. I wonder if she has a friend/connect at the funeral home and thought she could get them to field phone calls. If so, your friend failed you, Tessy.

 

[obsdj]

Kaycee Nicole was a full twenty years ago, and the internet has learned nothing. If anything, it seems to have gotten worse.

 

[Meat Target]

I’ve been hoping to dig up something reliable on Tess but haven’t accomplished much. Tess’s brother made an Instagram post five days ago and it’s still up.View attachment 2534884

And here is a comment from Sara, the girl who originally claimed to be Tess’s sister. Now we know, she’s just a friend.
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Her Instagram is private. Wouldn’t be surprised if this account is Tess herself.

Ain't that dandy? Tess is our new Byuu.

You thought the trannies DDoSing us was bad....

 

[A tree]

Schrodinger's munchie

 

[Kimchi4breakfast]

This is too weird.

I'm calling it now. Tess is going to pop back up under a different name and say something like "I never said I died" and throw her "sister" under the bus as a shit-stirrer.

 

[SaturnBeforeSunset]

Victoria Guyadeen updates: the plot thickens with the conjoined twin claim. What-and I cannot stress this enough-the fuck

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Victoria Guyadeen updates: the plot thickens with the conjoined twin claim. What-and I cannot stress this enough-the fuck

Every time I see this woman, it seems like her face has gotten more upsetting. I keep thinking she'll cap out on the "gradually turning into a fallout monster" scale at some point, but nope, the bitch just keeps on going! I genuinely find her difficult to look at now.

 

[Mercurial]

UK munchies also like to grift for trips to the butcher. As much as they favour the Spanish ersatz option, the aspirational ones tend to try and make it all the way to Henderson because they know it brings the most social media clout. At least one funded multiple trips and then started working for the EDS Society.

They all like to claim the NHS “doesn’t do” these oh so necessary surgeries.