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[ogmudbone]

Are you sure? I remember people calling that dude a sperg and a faggot.

Surely not pozloading my neghole is a rule here?

Mind you, people are doing it elsewhere and not getting told off. Some dude last week posted how he went to Chris Chan’s house and took photos, spoke to Chris’s mum, and nobody seemed to care.

Can’t we be better than that?

 

[pr3nt177]

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It's tough at the top yaniv.



He's busy networking, his indigenous roots. I wonder if she's aware of what it is she's chatting with.*

EDIT: to add
* No sooner said than Twitter done, took 10 mins from here to there

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EDIT 2:

"that person"
Any lingering doubts deserve his Ari "masturbating" audio.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Are you sure? I remember people calling that dude a sperg and a faggot.

From what I saw, anyone who criticised him got negrated to hell.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Legal eagle Jessie is on the case - and not even personal grudges will stop their quest for justice!

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Yaniv and Oger are the Biggie and Tupac of making women feel unsafe

 

[pr3nt177]

Good to see LR posting again, I've missed seeing them around.

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Has Ironside been "arrested/detained" recently? as his diabetes pump is a new scrounge afaik,...unless yaniv is legally "advising" someone else.

eta: "Diabetes 101 for Beginners" huh? he was diagnosed 2+ years ago. <shrugs>

OT: Imagine jonathan yaniv aka jessica serenity simpson having access to the UK's "NHS 911" call line re his tampon/period/pads/rape/toilet fetishes... no more screen f2f with his digi doc, he could get his jollies anonymously.

"Worthing man spared jail after making more than a thousand nuisance foot fetish calls to the NHS"

Worthing man with 'sexual foot fetish' spared jail after making more than a thousand nuisance calls to the NHS

A Worthing man, with a 'sexual foot fetish', has been spared jail after making more than a thousand nuisance calls to a free NHS advice line.

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Info: About NHS 111 https://www.england.nhs.uk/urgent-emergency-care/nhs-111/accessing-nhs-111/

 

[Short Stack]

Do they wear MEDIC ALERT bracelets in Leafland?

jonny would be sleeved in them

I'm sitting here with the leaves turning colors thinking that jonny will be over by christmas

I thought the same thing a year ago sitting in the same spot

Will it ever end? Does he have a trans guardian angel, the way the shit just slides off of him?
You know they have records, his abuse of services, his not being allowed to file reports in person or some shit.
They know who & what he is, yet they don't deal with him.

It costs a lot to commit someone, either prison or institution.
At this point I think it would be cheaper if they did.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Do they wear MEDIC ALERT bracelets in Leafland?

jonny would be sleeved in them

I'm sitting here with the leaves turning colors thinking that jonny will be over by christmas

I thought the same thing a year ago sitting in the same spot

Will it ever end? Does he have a trans guardian angel, the way the shit just slides off of him?
You know they have records, his abuse of services, his not being allowed to file reports in person or some shit.
They know who & what he is, yet they don't deal with him.

It costs a lot to commit someone, either prison or institution.
At this point I think it would be cheaper if they did.

Sooner or later, he will find a way to make himself enough of an inconvenience to the public servants such as to overbalance the latter's colossal laziness and nearly incomprehensibly gargantuan indifference to their duty.

In the meantime, we just gotta remind ourselves to enjoy the lols while we can.

OT: Imagine jonathan yaniv aka jessica serenity simpson having access to the UK's "NHS 911" call line re his tampon/period/pads/rape/toilet fetishes... no more screen f2f with his digi doc, he could get his jollies anonymously.

"Worthing man spared jail after making more than a thousand nuisance foot fetish calls to the NHS"
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Worthing man with 'sexual foot fetish' spared jail after making more than a thousand nuisance calls to the NHS

A Worthing man, with a 'sexual foot fetish', has been spared jail after making more than a thousand nuisance calls to a free NHS advice line.

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2 pounds sterling per orgasm.

"Was it worth it?"

The world wonders.

 

[pr3nt177]

2 pounds sterling per orgasm.

£17.31p actually.

30 Canadian dollars...cheaper than a hooker but still too expensive for jonathan yaniv.

A quote from yaniv's missing "clit"

@The Un-Clit So sorry but whenever I see your screen name I automatically think of yaniv. An un-clit responding to a missing clit.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Hey guys good news--our boy (girl?) Langley Resident is back! : Welcome back LR glad to see you're still plugging away.

Look just so everyone knows--there is ZERO chance that Captain Troon will last through the end of the first semester. Zero.

This of course renders the rest of the convo (dare I say it) "academic."

That said, LR is (as I have alluded to before) 100 per cent correct regarding the "background check." And never mind the litigiousness and general idiocy displayed on line. The very NASTINESS of so much of his online presence is such that no law firm* would EVER touch him with a ten foot pole--even if he graduated first in his class.

There was a time (I grew up in) where one could make stupid mistakes as a youth, move to a new state, enjoy a "late blooming," and go on to fame and fortune with no one being the wiser.

Those days are, of course LONG GONE--even for those who haven't spent virtually every waking hour for the last decade pedoing and racisiming out on Twitter.

*Turns out law firms are the most risk-conscience of all the professions and even industries (outside of insurance, lol). Go figure.....

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Vancouver was a weirdly small town even when you were able to pick up and move between states. Yaniv has been in and out of the court system. Even offline, he's known. And he'd interview very poorly. And he has none of the skills that contribute to being a good legal assistant which frankly aren't even that similar to lawyer skills. Legal assistants need to have absolutely fabulous executive functioning. They need to be good with details and able to handle difficult personalities in times of stress. Does any of that sound like Yaniv?

 

[Patricia Highsmith]

Vancouver was a weirdly small town even when you were able to pick up and move between states. Yaniv has been in and out of the court system. Even offline, he's known. And he'd interview very poorly. And he has none of the skills that contribute to being a good legal assistant which frankly aren't even that similar to lawyer skills. Legal assistants need to have absolutely fabulous executive functioning. They need to be good with details and able to handle difficult personalities in times of stress. Does any of that sound like Yaniv

Yaniv will want to change up his profile pic if he’s gonna larp as Della Street.

 

[pr3nt177]

Vancouver was a weirdly small town even when you were able to pick up and move between states. Yaniv has been in and out of the court system. Even offline, he's known. And he'd interview very poorly. And he has none of the skills that contribute to being a good legal assistant which frankly aren't even that similar to lawyer skills. Legal assistants need to have absolutely fabulous executive functioning. They need to be good with details and able to handle difficult personalities in times of stress. Does any of that sound like Yaniv?

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5 second test? His 8 page CV = an immediate fail, even with his glorious high school "honors" mention.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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@The Un-Clit So sorry but whenever I see your screen name I automatically think of yaniv. An un-clit responding to a missing clit.

So you imagine me between Yaniv's gross rotting beef-jerky pseudolabiae do you?

 

[Scheele's Green]

I'm surprised Yaniv admits to diabetes. That's not the dainty gorl disease that models get like anorexia! I expected him to be in denial and the type to attack doctors for even suggesting that his 100% svelte lady bod isn't in peak condition. When munch tendencies overpower a tranny's desire to be attractive.

Also, I'm very curious about the colleges on Yaniv's LinkedIn. I've only heard of UBC, but we all know that's above anything Yaniv could ever achieve.

 

[pr3nt177]

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What with this, his 9/11 CPTSD and not forgetting his ongoing 2 year+** battle with brain cancer I'm gobsmacked as he's always so cheery.
(** 2 years and 76 days and still defying the odds.).

A strata party for his castration anniversary? An anniversary shindig for when his "clit" dropped off?

Castration anniversary celebration ideas: Oriental theme. A tiny hot coal hibachi with dainty skewers of the meat removed from his confused body. The charred surgical kebabs are then arranged on a tiny little altar, and a bell is rung, once. The kimono draped land whale Yaniv is carried through the town of Langley on a palanquin to the courthouse where his sorry her honorary law degree is given, along with the keys to the city. It’s beautiful.

More on the lines of a todger costume party, best costume wins a prize & certificate. Followed by a scavenger hunt for his missing "clit", finder keeps the spoils.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Vancouver was a weirdly small town even when you were able to pick up and move between states. Yaniv has been in and out of the court system. Even offline, he's known. And he'd interview very poorly. And he has none of the skills that contribute to being a good legal assistant which frankly aren't even that similar to lawyer skills. Legal assistants need to have absolutely fabulous executive functioning. They need to be good with details and able to handle difficult personalities in times of stress. Does any of that sound like Yaniv?

You know you are absolutely right and these are excellent points.

I would not have lasted two weeks without my (uniformly fabulous) secretaries--never mind trying to paralegal!

Hard as it is to imagine Captain Troon coming up with some presentable, relevant, and comprehensible legal writing--imagine HIM being in charge of your citation checks, your scheduling, ensuring everything being filed is in conformance with the (hundreds!) of different "local local," "local," "state," and/or federal rules of procedure, etc. etc. (things lawyers at any decent sized firm have NO time for and that the client would throw a fit about being billed lawyer rates for).

The very idea is enough to give even the hardest-boiled attorney nightmares.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Hard as it is to imagine Captain Troon coming up with some presentable, relevant, and comprehensible legal writing--imagine HIM being in charge of your citation checks, your scheduling, ensuring everything being filed is in conformance with the (hundreds!) of different "local local," "local," "state," and/or federal rules of procedure, etc. etc. (things lawyers at any decent sized firm have NO time for and that the client would throw a fit about being billed lawyer rates for).

The very idea is enough to give even the hardest-boiled attorney nightmares.

Imagine him filling out the mortgage transfer documents. He can't read in instructions in the extremely pro se friendly BC Provincial Court forms. And he's dying of sick every five minutes. Have you ever met a world less tolerant of illness or frailness as an excuse for missing work than the legal world? Oh, the baby's emerging? Well handle it in the hallway because those forms need to be at the Registrar in half an hour. j

Even worse, imagine him managing all of the tricky personality stuf that good legal support staff have to navigate smoothly. The client who swears he told you to do X when you know it was Y and now all of the papers need to be prepared differently. The partner with an obvious personality disorder who is a high earner so he gets away with it. Yaniv can't get along with people paid to be nice to him, like the girl at the counter of Taco Bell.

 

[Patricia Highsmith]

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What with this, his 9/11 PTSD and his ongoing 2 year+ battle with brain cancer I'm amazed he's as cheerful as he is.

Can't wait for his 1 year castration anniversary, a party perhaps?

Castration anniversary celebration ideas: Oriental theme. A tiny hot coal hibachi with dainty skewers of the meat removed from his confused body. The charred surgical kebabs are then arranged on a tiny little altar, and a bell is rung, once. The kimono draped land whale Yaniv is carried through the town of Langley on a palanquin to the courthouse where his sorry her honorary law degree is given, along with the keys to the city. It’s beautiful.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Get a load of this guys--here are just a couple of the requirements for matriculation from this program. You will find item number 7 particularly amusing.

Please though--make sure to swallow whatever last bit of beverage might be in your mouth before you read this lest you ruin that perfectly good monitor of yours!

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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5 second test? His 8 page CV = an immediate fail, even with his glorious high school "honors" mention.

I remembered he, being a nerd, labeled specific html tags that he knew. It blew my mind that anyone would do that.