US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[gaystoner]

clown world engage
i give it day but less to walk back say its fake anti-vaccine joke
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https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1437537532003160066

https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/1437532566945341441

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I've always said Nicki is a real one. She writes most of her shit which is why she's at where she is. cardi some Dumpster Dive knock off. If you came up from the underground there is very little music exec's can do to cancel you or force you to say things you don't believe in. If you're literally a stripper you're a puppet with someone's hand up your ass constantly.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

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It more looks like Jill Biden née Jacobs of college age with the young Senator Biden, but the claim is that Joe knew Jill when she was a babysitter. It's a old looking 15. Source someone on Twitter.

Meh.

Spoiler: Another of Joe and Jill Biden

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Says it's deboonked and I believe that, this is getting into BDS territory.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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It more looks like Jill Biden née Jacobs of college age with the young Senator Biden, but the claim is that Joe knew Jill when she was a babysitter. It's a old looking 15. Source someone on Twitter.

Meh.

If wikipedia is anything to go by, Jill is 70 and Biden is 78.

I'm going to need some HARD proof that Jill is really younger than she and wikipedia claims to be, but at the same time this wouldn't surprise me that Joe was a predator even in his younger days.

 

[Gehenna]

The "forever-war" was not only a real thing, it was the goal to just keep the war going forever till the end of time.

The thing about that is, it never really made sense. You can make -way- more money in a cold war, selling to a bunch of proxies, and not costing the American People anything. It's like the MIC just rushed towards whatever let them sell shit and had no other plans.

The worst part is, despite not making sense, it appears to be what was done in reality. Which is just -stupid- since China was right. fucking. there.

 

[Oats12345]

If wikipedia is anything to go by, Jill is 70 and Biden is 78.

I'm going to need some HARD proof that Jill is really younger than she and wikipedia claims to be, but at the same time this wouldn't surprise me that Joe was a predator even in his younger days.

Yeah going to need more evidence. I may dislike Joe. But I may need more proof

 

[Billy Beer]

'No country could take on millions of armed American civilians in their own back yard'

Why would they? The rest of the world would sit back with popcorn and laugh, while you tore yourselves apart.

 

[Gehenna]

'No country could take on millions of armed American civilians in their own back yard'

Why would they? The rest of the world would sit back with popcorn and laugh, while you tore yourselves apart.

This is why I don't get on board with the hypothesizing. They'd just sit back and watch.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

The "forever-war" was not only a real thing, it was the goal to just keep the war going forever till the end of time.

I still think there were actual goals in what ended up being the forever war, namely invading and setting up puppet governments in Iran, Syria, Libya and others once Iraq and Afghanistan were stable springboards. Hell, Wesley Clark himself admitted this was the plan. Then the Saudis and Israelis pretty much have no regional rivals, you have a knife pointed at Russia's underbelly and have cut off China from the west. 9/11 gave them the capital they needed to make the first big push but reality smacked into the 'plan' and it stalled out on the 'make Iraq and Afghanistan puppets' part. Arab Spring and trying to redefine the mission to involve woke globohomo shit sort of revitalized it but to me it's pretty obvious the plan failed and the MIC keeping things going out of inertia and profit seeking was what things settled into rather than the real plan from the beginning.

 

[Billy Beer]

This is why I don't get on board with the hypothesizing. They'd just sit back and watch.

Let America use American resources to destroy America. When the death toll hits 300 mil, then the foreign forces can move in and take the pieces they want/need.

 

[Garm]

This must be true, he would have no reason at all to lie, right? Okay, so assuming it is true, that left the administration only a few months to plan three steps;
Remove all civilians.
Remove/destroy all equipment and bases.
Remove soldiers (bomb the runway on the way out)
This couldn't be planned in that timeframe, or at least better? The military that was there when Trump made the deal, they hadn't planned or thought about it at all so you had to start from scratch? Even if the lie was true it makes the military and the administration sound like morons.

Don't they claim to be the competent, capable 'adults in the room'? All this obvious lying just makes them looks even worse, not just incompetent but dishonest and unable to admit failure.

Also the insufferable twat that runs Biden's Twitter account that kept claiming "America is Back." Biden did more damage in 8 months than Trump did in 4 years.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

What the fuck?

What exactly do you think you're going to be doing in the woods - camping?

That's all I would be doing. I do not possess the skills or knowledge that would make me dangerous in any way and old injuries would prevent me from doing anything. I am a simple old man with no knowledge of anything more than eating Oreos and playing video games.

Oh, and I'm a pacifist.

You really don't get the US, do you? Your "30 years of experience in Civil War" in fog-goblin land isn't going to mean shit here, baby. I get it, your little island is supreme, and your little military can surely completely pacify every city and town in America, as well as control all the countryside because you beat out some potato-faggots.

NOBODY wants Civil War in this country that understands exactly what that means.

This isn't going to be the Feds and State government against a rag tag group of dipshits if the US goes into full civil war. This is going to be states, complete with US military gear and forces in the National Guard, US military bases that go over to one side or the other, scratch militias popping up with experienced vets and military equipment, millions of vets on one side or the other.

The only people furiously masturbating about the idea of civil war are the people who don't understand the world wide death toll that would mean. What it would mean when the food exports from the US stopped, when the money train stopped, when the troops have to be pulled back to the US and the massive schism that would happen in the military at the outbreak of it.

And your retarded fantasies about how well your UK tactics will work in an American Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo situation just shows how out of touch people are. You have no idea of the scale of the US. We have empty stretches of highway longer than your country that have to be patrolled to ensure supply lines work. The Rocky Mountains would say hello.

Even if it was a 'short victorious war' that the Dems and Libs seem to think it would be, we're talking tens of millions dead and/or rounded up and sent to camps with no reconciliation planned because the Left has been telling the Right for over a decade that if they get the chance they'll exterminate the Right down to the last child. Hell, just look at Movie Bob, who says the quiet part out loud.

Your entire MILITARY couldn't hold LA and the surrounding cities. You couldn't hold California, it's twice the square milage of your entire NATION, with wildly varying terrain, critical infrastructure to support the cities that goes through shitty territory with no logistics.

Which is why it's mind-boggling that the Biden Admin is pushing the state governors of all people. If he forces the States to rebel, that isn't a handful of idiots with match-stick pipe bombs and tactics from Call of Duty, these are nation-states the size of your fucking country with State National Guards probably with as many troops as your entire military.

 

[TaterFarmer]

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It more looks like Jill Biden née Jacobs of college age with the young Senator Biden, but the claim is that Joe knew Jill when she was a babysitter. It's a old looking 15. Source someone on Twitter.

Meh.

Spoiler: Another of Joe and Jill Biden

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When she was 15, Joe would have been around 23yo. When Joe was 30yo, she would have been 22yo. I believe they were supposed to have known each other before his wife died, but she was a bit old for his tastes, so...

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Let America use American resources to destroy America. When the death toll hits 300 mil, then the foreign forces can move in and take the pieces they want/need.

Bold of you to assume we'd have the common courtesy to leave anything behind worth scavenging.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

When she was 15, Joe would have been around 23yo. When Joe was 30yo, she would have been 22yo. I believe they were supposed to have known each other before his wife died, but she was a bit old for his tastes, so...

I remember reading something somewhere that suggested they were fucking before Joe's first wife died and it might have been a contributing factor in her drinking. Wasn't "Dr." Jill married before? I want to say it was an ex suggesting it.

 

[Gehenna]

That's all I would be doing. I do not possess the skills or knowledge that would make me dangerous in any way and old injuries would prevent me from doing anything. I am a simple old man with no knowledge of anything more than eating Oreos and playing video games.

Oh, and I'm a pacifist.

You really don't get the US, do you? Your "30 years of experience in Civil War" in fog-goblin land isn't going to mean shit here, baby. I get it, your little island is supreme, and your little military can surely completely pacify every city and town in America, as well as control all the countryside because you beat out some potato-faggots.

NOBODY wants Civil War in this country that understands exactly what that means.

This isn't going to be the Feds and State government against a rag tag group of dipshits if the US goes into full civil war. This is going to be states, complete with US military gear and forces in the National Guard, US military bases that go over to one side or the other, scratch militias popping up with experienced vets and military equipment, millions of vets on one side or the other.

The only people furiously masturbating about the idea of civil war are the people who don't understand the world wide death toll that would mean. What it would mean when the food exports from the US stopped, when the money train stopped, when the troops have to be pulled back to the US and the massive schism that would happen in the military at the outbreak of it.

And your retarded fantasies about how well your UK tactics will work in an American Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo situation just shows how out of touch people are. You have no idea of the scale of the US. We have empty stretches of highway longer than your country that have to be patrolled to ensure supply lines work. The Rocky Mountains would say hello.

Even if it was a 'short victorious war' that the Dems and Libs seem to think it would be, we're talking tens of millions dead and/or rounded up and sent to camps with no reconciliation planned because the Left has been telling the Right for over a decade that if they get the chance they'll exterminate the Right down to the last child. Hell, just look at Movie Bob, who says the quiet part out loud.

Your entire MILITARY couldn't hold LA and the surrounding cities. You couldn't hold California, it's twice the square milage of your entire NATION, with wildly varying terrain, critical infrastructure to support the cities that goes through shitty territory with no logistics.

Which is why it's mind-boggling that the Biden Admin is pushing the state governors of all people. If he forces the States to rebel, that isn't a handful of idiots with match-stick pipe bombs and tactics from Call of Duty, these are nation-states the size of your fucking country with State National Guards probably with as many troops as your entire military.

National Guards right now are kept fairly small, Texas has the largest at ~21,000. That being said, there is no cap to their size. And they likely would have recruitment pushes which many boys would sign up for if the States started to feel Civil War was coming close.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

No, no, no, Trump ordered them to not make a plan because he intended to lose the election and frame Biden as incompetent.

Trump himself left 230k D ballots at 4am in order to destroy democracy!

That's all I would be doing. I do not possess the skills or knowledge that would make me dangerous in any way and old injuries would prevent me from doing anything. I am a simple old man with no knowledge of anything more than eating Oreos and playing video games.

Oh, and I'm a pacifist.

You really don't get the US, do you? Your "30 years of experience in Civil War" in fog-goblin land isn't going to mean shit here, baby. I get it, your little island is supreme, and your little military can surely completely pacify every city and town in America, as well as control all the countryside because you beat out some potato-faggots.

NOBODY wants Civil War in this country that understands exactly what that means.

This isn't going to be the Feds and State government against a rag tag group of dipshits if the US goes into full civil war. This is going to be states, complete with US military gear and forces in the National Guard, US military bases that go over to one side or the other, scratch militias popping up with experienced vets and military equipment, millions of vets on one side or the other.

The only people furiously masturbating about the idea of civil war are the people who don't understand the world wide death toll that would mean. What it would mean when the food exports from the US stopped, when the money train stopped, when the troops have to be pulled back to the US and the massive schism that would happen in the military at the outbreak of it.

And your retarded fantasies about how well your UK tactics will work in an American Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo situation just shows how out of touch people are. You have no idea of the scale of the US. We have empty stretches of highway longer than your country that have to be patrolled to ensure supply lines work. The Rocky Mountains would say hello.

Even if it was a 'short victorious war' that the Dems and Libs seem to think it would be, we're talking tens of millions dead and/or rounded up and sent to camps with no reconciliation planned because the Left has been telling the Right for over a decade that if they get the chance they'll exterminate the Right down to the last child. Hell, just look at Movie Bob, who says the quiet part out loud.

Your entire MILITARY couldn't hold LA and the surrounding cities. You couldn't hold California, it's twice the square milage of your entire NATION, with wildly varying terrain, critical infrastructure to support the cities that goes through shitty territory with no logistics.

Which is why it's mind-boggling that the Biden Admin is pushing the state governors of all people. If he forces the States to rebel, that isn't a handful of idiots with match-stick pipe bombs and tactics from Call of Duty, these are nation-states the size of your fucking country with State National Guards probably with as many troops as your entire military.

Precisely because a civil war would be too costly is why the states wont rebel.
they have yet to chase away feds enforcing federal laws no matter how much they scream they are willing to

 

[MirrorNoir]

There's a significant chunk of the NPC population that enjoy their newfound Hikikomori lifestyle. They thoroughly love this "new normal".

And there is a huge, even larger chunk of the population who didn't get to enjoy the staycation that was 2020 like myself, who had to keep working and didn't get to drink from the boosted unemployment teat or any other bonus shit save for the paltry checks Trump cut us (that I had to use to pay for bills and food and shit) and who actively fucking resent the new parasite class and the fact that they don't give a fuck about going back to normal, which plays into (((their))) hands to use Covid to institute their fascist New World Order.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Trump himself left 230k D ballots at 4am in order to destroy democracy!

>Trump purposely rigs the election against himself so Biden has to deal with multiple shitshows he knows he'd have to take care of otherwise
>tells everyone the election was rigged repeatedly so his star doesn't wane
>knows Biden will fuck it all up massively and keeps himself in good health to retake the presidency in 2024
T-Trump-sama... I kneel... you truly are the GEOTUS...

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

National Guards right now are kept fairly small, Texas has the largest at ~21,000. That being said, there is no cap to their size. And they likely would have recruitment pushes which many boys would sign up for if the States started to feel Civil War was coming close.

True. Funny thing is, California by itself contributed more Active Duty troops to the US military than the entirety of the British Army.

 

[likeacrackado]

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It more looks like Jill Biden née Jacobs of college age with the young Senator Biden, but the claim is that Joe knew Jill when she was a babysitter. It's a old looking 15. Source someone on Twitter.

Meh.

Spoiler: Another of Joe and Jill Biden

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Reeks of Qanon-eske well poisoning, especially after the last couple months of failures. Gotta give all those people having second thoughts a distraction to keep them from looking farther.