Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

There's also amazing food if you want aside buffets but knowing people who know food said some of buffets are amazing as well.

There's loads of places to eat in Vegas that are a little off the strip but they're great values or the serve some awesome food. But we all know these pieces of white trash are going to be hitting the low cost buffets and whatever chain restaurants they can find. They're not adventurous and if they head off the strip they're going to be keeping the doors locked for fear of the more urban characters that exist out there.

But yeah the Scarfannis legit went traveled amid a pandemic to eat Sisco food served non stop. To me it's not as sad as it is funny.

Mushbrain and his family will never not be funny because of the utter stupidity they all seem to have.

 

[Adamska]

It's because Mushbrain doesn't actually read the instructions. Or if he does it's not like he understands what's going on.

That's why the makers of the Copper Chef attempted to sue him because he used their product incorrectly. And of course when he did the redo of it he praised it as being really good. I can guarantee you that if the makers of Sodastream threatened to sue him because of how he didn't follow the instructions he'd have redone this video and said how great the product is.

Oh no, that's not why fatboy got sued; he got sued because the product's original bad instructions were already fixed with new units at the time he did that video, but he wanted views so he pretended to read the original version of the instructions that had the faulty "latch the thing closed while it cooks" step.

In short; Jack intentionally did it wrong to make the product explode for views, reee'd when they sued him for it.

was there a PCLM stream this past weekend? don't see one uploaded on YT

hopefully fat fuck didn't strike it again

They're privating them until they slap down Fat Jack's four DMCA claims. Basically they realized the angy mantoddler will just keep trying to strike them and they're going to do this until they get him to stop via actually stepping up to his legal threats.

 

[AnOminous]

In short; Jack intentionally did it wrong to make the product explode for views, reee'd when they sued him for it.

He also picked a really bad company to pull a stunt like that. This company prolifically sues people for a variety of reasons. When I looked them up on PACER they had literally dozens of lolsuits. The company is itself kind of a lolcow.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

My girlfriend has had a sensitive stomach today. I showed her the wet brine chicken video and it put her over the edge. She straight up had to run to the bathroom to throw up.

Are you trying to make her dump you?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Just realized who Jr resembles.

 

[Aaway]

lol

 

[Adamska]

lol

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Jack, it's been political for years; just own up to liking football and being unable to not consoom it. Oh wait, you're a pathological liar who is so retarded he thinks he fools people other than himself with them.

 

[stets]

Vegas is full of some of the best restaurants in the country. Jack won't go to any of those. I expect over the next month that we'll get some JotG videos of one or two buffets and one or two mediocre casino restaurants that have a licensing deal with a celebrity chef.

Im expecting videos on one buffet and two Gordon Ramsay restaurants. If I had to guess, he'll go to his fish and chips restaurant and the Hell's Kitchen place, but maybe he can talk Tammy into blowing some serious coin at Steak. In terms of buffet, I bet he either chooses the crappy one in his hotel or he'll go to the complete opposite end and do the extremely overpriced Bacchanal at Caesar's.

Maybe he goes to Lotus of Siam since it's the first off the strip joint that a boomer would discover with a Google search. It's also Thai, so he could eat all of Tammy's food since it's generally spicy. He would definitely order the slop they put on the menu for uncultured gringos like Jack instead of the good stuff, though.

I'm probably wrong on the exact joints, but I can essentially guarantee that he won't go to any places that were worth a special trip.

 

[Adamska]

Vegas is full of some of the best restaurants in the country. Jack won't go to any of those. I expect over the next month that we'll get some JotG videos of one or two buffets and one or two mediocre casino restaurants that have a licensing deal with a celebrity chef.

Im expecting videos on one buffet and two Gordon Ramsay restaurants. If I had to guess, he'll go to his fish and chips restaurant and the Hell's Kitchen place, but maybe he can talk Tammy into blowing some serious coin at Steak. In terms of buffet, I bet he either chooses the crappy one in his hotel or he'll go to the complete opposite end and do the extremely overpriced Bacchanal at Caesar's.

I'm probably wrong on the exact joints, but I can essentially guarantee that he won't go to any places that were worth a special trip.

Don't forget how he'll go to Buffalo Wild Wings again, and definitely add on some mexican chains where he eats 20 pounds of fried chimichanga meat.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Don't forget how he'll go to Buffalo Wild Wings again, and definitely add on some mexican chains where he eats 20 pounds of fried chimichanga meat.

Nah, he’ll order wings at the Mexican chain. He always wants wings when he goes to those strip mall Mexican places. Also, Tammy will get the fish tacos. Like she does every time.

 

[wdymbro]

lol

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so he only wants football to be food, family, and fun like his dead live streams?

 

[Aaway]

Vegas is full of some of the best restaurants in the country. Jack won't go to any of those. I expect over the next month that we'll get some JotG videos of one or two buffets and one or two mediocre casino restaurants that have a licensing deal with a celebrity chef.

Im expecting videos on one buffet and two Gordon Ramsay restaurants. If I had to guess, he'll go to his fish and chips restaurant and the Hell's Kitchen place, but maybe he can talk Tammy into blowing some serious coin at Steak. In terms of buffet, I bet he either chooses the crappy one in his hotel or he'll go to the complete opposite end and do the extremely overpriced Bacchanal at Caesar's.

Maybe he goes to Lotus of Siam since it's the first off the strip joint that a boomer would discover with a Google search. It's also Thai, so he could eat all of Tammy's food since it's generally spicy. He would definitely order the slop they put on the menu for uncultured gringos like Jack instead of the good stuff, though.

I'm probably wrong on the exact joints, but I can essentially guarantee that he won't go to any places that were worth a special trip.

looks like we're for sure getting a fat on the go at gordon ramsay burger (where he's already filmed at twice before)

i'm going to guess he also filmed one at the south point buffet and maybe a cheap, off-strip steakhouse

 

[the khat quaffer]

looks like we're for sure getting a fat on the go at gordon ramsay burger (where he's already filmed at twice before)

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i'm going to guess he also filmed one at the south point buffet and maybe a cheap, off-strip steakhouse

Call me mad at the internet, but faggots like Jack that come into places and feel the fucking need to film their entire experience there make me want to seriously commit manslaughter. If I was with my family and sitting one booth next to Jack and he was filming the entire thing I would just get up and leave.

Jack is probably the reason a lot of those Korean and Chinese supermarkets around my city have signs that say video recording is not allowed. Not because they want to hide anything or they don't want exposure, but just because they're such insufferable annoying faggots.

(Now, I can slightly appreciate that it is Las Vegas and they're probably used to loud obnoxious townie faggots coming in wanting to film everything, but Jack does this everywhere, even in small timer restaurants.)

 

[ZipDisk]

If you backhanded the iphone out of his non-dead hand, he wouldn't be able to pick it up.

You've even got a built in defense. "The flash startled me!"

As to football not getting political this year, fat fucking chance. It's already begun with the anthem again.

 

[Lenzperkins]

I sense #3 is around the corner.

 

[Pig Cups]

Fun fact: Jon Basso, the guy who invented the chain, hates fat people and the whole purpose of the chain is to mock them. I guess that's openly obvious enough even a fatty like Jack can figure it out.

Some of the interviews that guy has done are mesmerizing. He once showed off the cremains of a customer/spokesman who died at the curb- the news anchor was horrified. Such an A+ troll job, though all he’s doing is being unapologetically honest about the risks and consequences of his food. Pretty shrewd businessman imo.

His hatred for deathfats is understandable. He apparently had a few Jenny Craig weight loss centers and fitness studios before HAG, and said that he got fed up with selling lies to people who he knew were getting nowhere. Basically ran out of fucks to give, which was probably hastened by the whining, excuses, and dumb rationalizations he heard from these people when they’d come in for sessions like Jack and Tammy.

 

[captkrisma]

looks like we're for sure getting a fat on the go at gordon ramsay burger (where he's already filmed at twice before)

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Most expensive burger on the menu is $26. Gordon Ramay's Burger is for people that want to say they ate at Gordon Ramsay's but don't have the money or clout to get a reservation at Hell's Kitchen.

 

[Aaway]

If you backhanded the iphone out of his non-dead hand, he wouldn't be able to pick it up.

You've even got a built in defense. "The flash startled me!"

As to football not getting political this year, fat fucking chance. It's already begun with the anthem again.

it's always been political with "military appreciation week" and all that stuff, but of course jack is too retarded to make that connection

he wants the players to kneel during the anthem so he can bitch about it on FB

 

[Lenzperkins]

it's always been political with "military appreciation week" and all that stuff, but of course jack is too retarded to make that connection

he wants the players to kneel during the anthem so he can bitch about it on FB

Jack wished he could kneel.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack wished he could kneel.

Jack wishes he could put his right hand over his heart to do the pledge of allegiance.