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"Dad's in Hospital, here's how it's affecting my stomach"

 

[TheRetardKing]

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He fucking a copy of Up on DVD.

 

[Iron Hamster]

We know you don't care about your brother's father fatty. And I thought you had custody of the louman shield. Why weren't you at his practice, then gone to the hospital?

 

[AssRock]

I'm both surprised and not surprised that our resident snot rocket is down for the Trumpian decision to abandon the US' allies in Afghanistan, just like what happened to the Kurds.

Rectifying and ensuring the safe passage of NATO's allies isn't warmongering, it's doing the right thing from a democratic stand point. These people stand to lose not only their own lives, but that of their families, entirely because of their collusion with Coalition forces.

But we all know Lougie hates minorities along with the disabled because they stand to draw away from his latest grift.

 

[kevin]

"Dad," as he's known now is in the hospital, but Lou "has no idea" what's going on. why try to behave like a normal functioning adult and figure out what the details are, if there is anything he can be doing to make dear old Dad's homecoming any easier, etc. when he could shake and cry about how "frightened" he is and--most importantly--how he hasn't eaten in the past ten minutes.
his sped nephew probably has a better grasp on the situation than Lou does.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Allegedly falling at the Louman Shield's football practice, the very same Louman Shield he claimed to have custody of earlier this month too. For real what is a not-potty-trained 6 at oldest child doing at football practice anyways? More importantly, what is a man who needs conveniently-timed monthly dialysis doing at football practice too when Lou could very well be the one watching over the Louman Shield he allegedly has custody over anyways while I'm at it.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Allegedly falling at the Louman Shield's football practice, the very same Louman Shield he claimed to have custody of earlier this month too. For real what is a not-potty-trained 6 at oldest child doing at football practice anyways? More importantly, what is a man who needs conveniently-timed monthly dialysis doing at football practice too when Lou could very well be the one watching over the Louman Shield he allegedly has custody over anyways while I'm at it.

I'm betting if the old man is actually hurt, he either fell in some other way that was less interesting and Lou decided to embellish it for no reason, or Lou managed to assault him and is trying to see how an excuse sounds.

 

[Chihiro]

I'm a little late here but did I just read Lou say he thinks Biden is "too conservative" for him? I know we been knew the only info he gets about what is going on in the world is through Twitter but my god. How ignorant do you have to be to actually say that unironically??

Side note: give your poor mother a laptop Lou. You have #crowfunded at least 2 for her. The least you can do is give her one.

 

[Vampirella]

"Dad," as he's known now is in the hospital, but Lou "has no idea" what's going on. why try to behave like a normal functioning adult and figure out what the details are, if there is anything he can be doing to make dear old Dad's homecoming any easier, etc. when he could shake and cry about how "frightened" he is and--most importantly--how he hasn't eaten in the past ten minutes.
his sped nephew probably has a better grasp on the situation than Lou does.

My bet is Lou's dad fell and went to an emergency hospital to get checked out. Lou's mom tried to call him to tell him what happened. Lou missed the call because he's to busy grifting on twitter and jerking it to TF titty tiger porn and has his phone on DND. Now all Lou heard was the message she left and he's frightened because she isn't there to make him more cheap spaghetti. Not like a normal person would call someone to ask what's going on or anything.

How log to you give him to turn this around in to a new grift. "I really hate to do this guys, but my dad is in the hospital and I'm so worried I need a new laptop to comfort myself. I found one on Amazon only need about $350. Here's my paypal. I promise this will be the last time I ask for a new electronic this week."

 

[Spoonomancer]

I'm a little late here but did I just read Lou say he thinks Biden is "too conservative" for him? I know we been knew the only info he gets about what is going on in the world is through Twitter but my god. How ignorant do you have to be to actually say that unironically??

Side note: give your poor mother a laptop Lou. You have #crowfunded at least 2 for her. The least you can do is give her one.

Joe "We must be centrist as fuck" Biden is far too conservative for people, which is strange for Lou especially since earlier this week I was pretty sure he was on his "Biden is such a good guy!" hype train.

 

[Dusk]

I'm a little late here but did I just read Lou say he thinks Biden is "too conservative" for him? I know we been knew the only info he gets about what is going on in the world is through Twitter but my god. How ignorant do you have to be to actually say that unironically??

Side note: give your poor mother a laptop Lou. You have #crowfunded at least 2 for her. The least you can do is give her one.

Plenty of people have politics that are further left than Joe Biden. That's not that unusual. Yes, Twitter is a performative circle-jerk of people who pretend to be commies for Internet clout, but about 50-70% of Americans support universal healthcare, which is a position that is further left than Biden's policy set. Lou isn't political except that he supports whoever he thinks would give him free shit. He's literally begged for money from Ted Cruz before. He has no true ideology.

 

[Loona]

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Lou is LITERALLY SHAKING
wtf does the government have to do with this? I'm almost certain that Black Rifle Coffee is not affiliated with it.
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>Hates Biden
>Uses a gif of him
Everything about this is so Lou it hurts.
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LOL NO
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[Spoonomancer]

Lou is LITERALLY SHAKING
wtf does the government have to do with this? I'm almost certain that Black Rifle Coffee is not affiliated with it.
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throwing up is such a Lou thing to do

>Hates Biden
>Uses a gif of him
Everything about this is so Lou it hurts.
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This is also a very Lou thing to do

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Lou you realize that not everyone can get the Vaccine even if they wanted to right now right? PL as fuck but I work somewhere that allows you to go in and get vaccinations and currently the place is straight up out of Coof Vaccines

LOL NO
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okay in order for this one to be true (Which, while having Diabetes is true, said Diabetes being hereditary is not true considering this is Lou) both of Lou's parent's need to have been diabetic for him in order to have as low as a 1/10 chance to as high as 1/4 chance to get diabetes. As far as we all know, only Papa Gags has some sort of confirmed Diabetes which would put Lou, provided he was born before his parents became 25, at a 1/17 chance at being diabetic. Now, this only counting inheriting diabetes which we all know Lou got diabetes from his horrifically bad diet which seems to have been for years or even decades at this point.

 

[0 0]

I, too, engage in insipid political arguments where I insult other people ceaselessly when an immediate family member has suffered a near-death experience.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I, too, engage in insipid political arguments where I insult other people ceaselessly when an immediate family member has suffered a near-death experience.

Well he hasn't eaten due to the trauma so he's hungry. Give him a break.

 

[Miss Misery]

Lou is LITERALLY SHAKING
wtf does the government have to do with this? I'm almost certain that Black Rifle Coffee is not affiliated with it.
https://archive.md/04qI5

BRCC is the standard brew in most of my local coffee shops. It's a damn fine cup of coffee.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Rifle_Coffee_Company

Black Rifle Coffee Company (BRCC) is a coffee company based in Salt Lake City, Utah, United States, owned by former members of the armed forces of the United States. It gained national attention in 2017 after pledging to hire 10,000 veterans after coffeehouse chain Starbucks pledged to hire 10,000 refugees to add to their workforce, which at the time of their pledge, was approximately 50 employees.

Oh no, those HORRIBLE VETERANS are making Lou throw up his food! (Wait I thought he couldn't eat because Daddy fell down?)

 

[Doggo]

Side note: give your poor mother a laptop Lou. You have #crowfunded at least 2 for her. The least you can do is give her one.

That would require Lou to be a human being and think for someone other than themselves, let alone sacrificing obscenely redundant, shiny and new consumer goods, and god knows we can’t have any of that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

As far as we all know, only Papa Gags has some sort of confirmed Diabetes which would put Lou, provided he was born before his parents became 25, at a 1/17 chance at being diabetic. Now, this only counting inheriting diabetes which we all know Lou got diabetes from his horrifically bad diet which seems to have been for years or even decades at this point.

"Papa Gags" isn't actually Papa Gags, it's his half-brother's father Joe Zastawniak. The actual Gags Sr. might have been diabetic as well, but that's a moot point as well - his 'beetus isn't type 1 (juvenile/insulin dependent), it's type 2 (adult-onset/insulin resistant), fully brought on by his lifestyle choices. It has nothing to do with genetics.

BRCC is the standard brew in most of my local coffee shops. It's a damn fine cup of coffee.

BRCC's been getting flak on the hardline right for not supporting certain causes - which is dumb - and for walking back on their support of "Kenosha" Kyle Rittenhouse - which is completely fair.

 

[Next Task]

But seriously, though, is anyone surprised Lou can't parse the difference between an interesting character/sympathetic villain and the hero of a story?

No. Because he thinks he's all three and he's none of them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Surprised no one pointed out that Lou obviously read Aunt Carol's post, Googled "John Milton", and turned around to use it in the next Christianity-related tweet he could find. Unsurprisingly, Lou misses the point of Paradise Lost by implying Satan was the good guy. He was the protagonist, Lou, not the hero. There's a difference, but it's all very complicated.

I saw that, but one worries about delusions of reference.

Lou could do with reading the classics. Plenty of audiobook options, since he aspires to blindness.

I'm betting if the old man is actually hurt, he either fell in some other way that was less interesting and Lou decided to embellish it for no reason, or Lou managed to assault him and is trying to see how an excuse sounds.

Could be a collapse, and then the hospital workup showed a metabolic derangement. Lou's stepdad has end-stage renal disease, early-onset dementia, and a recent diabetic foot ulcer (per Lou, at least). All this, and he's still been renovating his wife's house. Add in that this family shows love by buying people restaurant food, and that he was outdoors in the sun.

It's pretty easy to get into trouble with no renal function. Waste just accumulates until dialysis day, and then you start another slow death until the next one comes.