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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
This is pretty obviously just BPD rambling. I can't imagine she'd be able to get a man with fully intact genitals to stick around her long enough for them to have a kid, especially post trooning out. The dating pool she's now drawing from isn't known for their fertility or willingness to allow their child to be carried to term.
I dunno, it only takes one night to get someone pregnant. Barflies aren't picky, and even men like Neck get laid. I could see someone ding dong ditch his sperm in her and her dealing with the aftermath.

She's still batshit and the "making shit up" is more likely though.
Kindness is quitting her job soon so she doesn't have to bother doing any work.
Oh thank god. Get out of the bathtube twitter ho, cry in your own. I hope the mom chooses someone better this time, Jesus.
Meanwhile, Kevin shoots the only shot he has to shoot.
His 1000s of twitter followers he already milked for money so hey maybe you can have the tablescraps of that Alyssa!

Kindness is absolutely deranged and no sane man on earth would want to sleep with her. Luckily, she found Bonnie.
Yeah, basically. If she comes more often, I wouldn't be surprised if Neck popped into her DMs.
Why does she have a Fucking NES Teether and then a trillion neon signs
My favorite is the white and pink gamer chair for men who need assistance in their daily lives after being raped 3000 times.

My least favorite is the diaper bag. :cryblood:

Paul, if you're reading this, there's people who come with baggage, for sure. But then there's people strapped to a boulder the size of the moon.

Run.
I am flat out convinced that Paul likes them crazy. We're coming at this thinking he's fallen in stupidly (also likely given what we know about him), but he is insisting on catering to her headmates and bragging about how lesbian he is. From his earlier post, he seems like a man with a massive ego and needs someone to stroke it, and likes being in control and probably would manipulate Alyssa (in addition to embellishing it on her part of course). I do think he is too arrogant and pig headed to realize he won't be able to control her forever. He's holding a giant tuna that's still alive and could knock him over or worse with a spasm or two in fisherman terms.




Gun sperging with ponytard in the year of our lord 2021.
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Woe is us, we help too much.
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>lesbians
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Twitter of the black troon who was sitting next to Ash in the last family photo has been posted. He seems like a normal furry who just posts art on his twitter, nothing too interesting.
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Do we know what the process is for accepting new members?

It's interesting to me that they don't use grift money to snatch up land in the area, and park the B-Team on some other shithole patch.

Is Bryan Loeper officially a trancher?

Like I know they're stacking bodies three deep there, but very few grownass adults want to hot rack like submariners.

To be an alpaca-shit-bred fly on the wall there....
 
If she ends up with her own gun, it means the someone on the Tranch fucked up & gave her one, did a strawman buy, or she lied on a Form 4473 & got it from a pawnshop. If she's unlucky, her mental health history has already been databased by NICS, but I doubt it; she's not a veteran or white male.

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... mate as in "friend" or mate as in "headmate"? I was going to say "this won't end well" but I knew it wouldn't but I didn't expect it to end this badly
 
Just to clear up a few misconceptions: Kindness was planning to quit her job before she went to the ranch. She was also always planning to come back on Monday.

A few Kindness updates.

She has quit her job and her last day is tomorrow.
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Bonnie had meetings all day. Good move Bonnie, I tend to have meetings all day when I deal with clingy women too.
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I'm sure this will end well.
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Just to clear up a few misconceptions: Kindness was planning to quit her job before she went to the ranch. She was also always planning to come back on Monday.

A few Kindness updates.

She has quit her job and her last day is tomorrow.
Bless your heart, I had to throw the towel in on keeping up with her tweets; she reminds me of that one woman who sent a guy she was stalking something like 150,000 messages in less than 3 months.
The lady doth protest too much; far from being low-maintenance, she's already obsessing about what he's doing.
As an instructor, if her rants & bong-rips were brought to my attention, we'd be having a very serious conversation about their continuing attendance in my class/program. And if she had shown up with her own gun, she'd be very lucky to not be met by deputies in the parking-lot; I couldn't just let those kinds of flaming red flags walk away, especially since the really crazy ones seem to breeze though normal background checks, often on their way to being family annihilators or school/church shooters.
 
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I had a feeling some madness was on the way.

Sounds like a rough experience. I wish we could see what's got her so bent out of shape!
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It's scary that she's actually been caring for children; those poor tykes have probably already been traumatized, but the family dodged a bullet (maybe for now) by goading her into quitting.

Ungrateful cooze. I hope she misses a curve in the mountains while tweeting.
 
I had a feeling some madness was on the way.

Sounds like a rough experience. I wish we could see what's got her so bent out of shape!
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I’m really confused. It seems like the “abuse” was overpaying her and giving her clear expectations about her job as a nanny. I didn’t see anything unreasonable in that email and the fact they offered her paid vacation and time and a half and this bitch still wants to whine and cry abuse? What a loser.
 
Okay, so this cluster B asylum fodder made me think for a bit, got my noggin' joggin'.
She's supposed to be wheelchair-bound ever since some kind of nazi allegedly broke her spine for helping someone with something. Wouldn't that mean she's got spinal cord injury with its usual symptoms - paraplegia, incontinence, and sexual dysfunction? I realize there's a chance it was not that severe - one of my high school classmates broke a couple of her vertebrae in a skiing accident without injuring her spinal cord; she had to wear some kind of brace and was forbidden from most physical activities. But there's no sign of any of those either.

Can I get an actual medfag's opinion on this?

You can get a brainmedfag medfag's opinion! Buckle up sluts.

Firstly: lol fucking 12/10 milk. You think the doc being cancelled would make things staler.

Psychfagging: My degrees are telling me this is a cluster B nightmare... HOWEVER I believe they might actually have a history of sexual trauma as well as other legitimate trauma that they are (VERY) poorly coping with. People don't just become cluster B grade A nightmares out of nowhere. Abuse in childhood can often change your base genetics by triggering things that might have been otherwise left alone, it can also foster poor copium. Think Nature via Nurture. Her coping skills are low and very childish. She finds rage gifs and sperg videos appropriate when REEEE-ing at someone where everyone else for the most part realizes that's embarassing and immature. She throws tantrums similar to a toddler and posts them online for attention since there are no parents to listen. Thus the unhinged hot/cold Borderliner commeth.

Note how our new subject somewhat struggles with hypersexuality yet claiming hyposexuality, this is likely due to confusion around sexual urges and sexuality due afformentioned trauma. Said subject also somewhat wrongly mentally codes "mixed feelings" (such as unsure about romance) as "multiple personalities". Instead of agreeing that a person can be anxious, horny, excited, and happy at the same time, this individual says it is her "alters". This is how they reason with the world which again is childish in nature (kids emotions are often self described as simple such as sad, happy, excited etc.) . The issue with personality disorders is that many people who have something similar to it end up ascribing to the label instead of working things out otherwise. So even people who do NOT have this disorder or something similar live to the label hence the trend of it, hence why it's called "labeling theory".( You might have heard of it before in other avenues.)

This individual seems to have a lot of issues coding their own feelings into a realistic manner as well as rationalizing things around them. It's kind of further proof something fucked happened to her beforehand. It's like getting a bad sunburn, if a person were to touch you on the shoulder you would recoil because it hurt even though its normal. She's very reactive to her environment in this way and the second something becomes uncomfortable she seems to equate it with the worst possible outcome (rape).

You also have to think that in her behavioral patterns she doesn't do things for "no reason" she does things to get an expected result. So whenever xyz first bad thing or second bad thing happened, she reacted in a certain way. Her behaviors online (and all lolcows behaviors online) are to get a response. Ex: Kevin e-begs because he wants a toy. So he always does the same routine and gets what he wants. I believe this individual wants attention, to be believed because their first case was never taken seriously, and to feel like they are valued. So this is basically a really shitty roleplay of wanting to feel validated as a human being and have your (real) trauma recognized.

I will also say it's not uncommon to have rape/abuse victims revictimized multiple times in their lifetime. This is because 1) your self image is now shit, 2) you think this is what you're worth 3) you don't know any better....while her claims of "every year" are likely improbable, I would bet money that she has been victimized more than once.

So tl;dr she is likely a true & honest rape victim and has experienced multiple sexually or physically traumatic experiences in her life. She also is likely BPD and has issues functioning at an emotional level much above a child which is why her reactions are so obtuse and kek.

What you are seeing here is zero therapy and zero meds playthrough on an Alpha server of a human, essentially.

(Sorry if this is incoherent nonce I'm half awake.)
 
while her claims of "every year" are likely improbable, I would bet money that she has been victimized more than once.
Seeing how she loves to put herself in sexualised and higher risk environments (furry cons and a ranch with a bunch of degenerate fetishists come to mind) that wouldn't be surprising. If she was abused as a kid that's awful, but her behaviour as an adult is really not productive if she wants to be 'safe'. I can imagine that no therapist wants to deal with her though.
 
I’m really confused. It seems like the “abuse” was overpaying her and giving her clear expectations about her job as a nanny. I didn’t see anything unreasonable in that email and the fact they offered her paid vacation and time and a half and this bitch still wants to whine and cry abuse? What a loser.
Pretty much. Read that whole thing wondering "okay, where's the abuse?"

Then I remembered oh wait, this is an insane person. Being treated normally is abuse.
 
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