Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
Listening to the 9/11 stream, Nick was talking money in politics and discussed how far your dollars would go on small show like his. He said he was paid $1500 for his Raid Shadow Legends shill stream on Twitch.

Here's my question: How can he, in good conscience, consider himself a grifter when he doesn't even allow his audience to pay for play? He should have an e-shop where you can purchase an hour of his time for $1000. You know there's some asshole who wants more Ace Attorney, or an autist that wants him to watch some magical girl anime that looks like it's for young girls but is actually really deep if you just give it a chance.
He did do that Twitch hot tub special stream so it seems he does run a decent grift. However, Nick being Nick, he only does what he wants to and won't necessarily be a literal court jester to his audience. The closest he has to what you mention is probably the $20 super chat getting read first with all others coming in later.
 
With an avg of 800 thats ~209k before youtube/apple/taxes. For a single man in bumpkin minnesota it would be good money - but for someone with a large family with lots of kids; it wouldn't cut it.
So roughly $146.3k. Gee I can't imagine how he'd make ends meet in a rural county in MN earning a mere 2x the median Minnesota family income (2019) and 3.6x the Federal poverty level (families of 7 in 2021). Note that the Federal poverty level isn't adjusted for the cost of living difference in, say, LA or NYC vs. in a small town in rural MN. There are people living on far less, and still relatively comfortably.

Housing there is extremely cheap (in fact I think he purchased their current house from savings before coming into relative success on YouTube, so he's not even paying a mortgage). He's saving a huge amount of money by not sending his kids to childcare ($7-12k per child per year) or private school ($5-6k per student per year), so the biggest cost of having 5 kids is just keeping them all fed. I'm sure his food budget is substantial but they're in no way going to be reduced to living on rice and beans.

Granted, he's paying property tax on two houses (which is what, like $10k-ish?) plus utilities (they're not living in the old house, but still, can't have the pipes freezing). But it's ridiculous to try to argue that there's no way he'd make ends meet without a trust fund allowance.
 
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That's not even including what his wife makes
I wouldn't assume she makes much. On most of those MLM-type schemes you're doing pretty good if the money you make is enough to pay for the products you buy.

However, the fact that she stays home can't be understated. Watching and homeschooling their 5 kids is basically her full-time job. If she wasn't doing that, she'd probably have to pull in ~$50k after taxes just to break even. Nick usually doesn't even wake up till the afternoon; sure, he could watch the kids later in the day, but they'd have to do something with them all morning long, and that's going to be expensive as hell.
 
So roughly $146.3k. Gee I can't imagine how he'd make ends meet in a rural county in MN earning a mere 2x the median Minnesota family income (2019) and 3.6x the Federal poverty level (families of 7 in 2021). Note that the Federal poverty level isn't adjusted for the cost of living difference in, say, LA or NYC vs. in a small town in rural MN. There are people living on far less, and still relatively comfortably.

Housing there is extremely cheap (in fact I think he purchased their current house from savings before coming into relative success on YouTube, so he's not even paying a mortgage). He's saving a huge amount of money by not sending his kids to childcare ($7-12k per child per year) or private school ($5-6k per student per year), so the biggest cost of having 5 kids is just keeping them all fed. I'm sure his food budget is substantial but they're in no way going to be reduced to living on rice and beans.

Granted, he's paying property tax on two houses (which is what, like $10ish?) plus utilities (they're not living in the old house, but still, can't have the pipes freezing). But it's ridiculous to try to argue that there's no way he'd make ends meet without a trust fund allowance.

Not accounting for the money made off of regular videos, his patreon, and locals subscriptions.
 
So roughly $146.3k. Gee I can't imagine how he'd make ends meet in a rural county in MN earning a mere 2x the median Minnesota family income (2019) and 3.6x the Federal poverty level (families of 7 in 2021). Note that the Federal poverty level isn't adjusted for the cost of living difference in, say, LA or NYC vs. in a small town in rural MN. There are people living on far less, and still relatively comfortably.

Housing there is extremely cheap (in fact I think he purchased their current house from savings before coming into relative success on YouTube, so he's not even paying a mortgage). He's saving a huge amount of money by not sending his kids to childcare ($7-12k per child per year) or private school ($5-6k per student per year), so the biggest cost of having 5 kids is just keeping them all fed. I'm sure his food budget is substantial but they're in no way going to be reduced to living on rice and beans.

Granted, he's paying property tax on two houses (which is what, like $10ish?) plus utilities (they're not living in the old house, but still, can't have the pipes freezing). But it's ridiculous to try to argue that there's no way he'd make ends meet without a trust fund allowance.
He also may have twitch income and whatever ad revenue youtube provides. If anyone donated via an apple device thats an additional 30% gone. ~208k (261 work days in 2021 at 800 a day) minus lets say 45% to include apples fees/google, thats already down to ~114k, then we add self employment taxes which is at 15.3 % and you will see his take home is nowhere near 146k (closer to 97k). Hell with 5 kids with no other income he may actually qualify for government money. Even in my hillbilly town it would be rough to raise 5 kids well on that. Lets add on how much ever his allergy shots costs.

Whenever Ty talks about Nicks grandfather you see what kind of life he really had and the odds are that he was left with a very large inheritance. All the money he makes from his channel is just chump change for him to buy whatever he wants - its just a hobby, he doesn't need to income.
 
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All the money he makes from his channel is just chump change for him to buy whatever he wants - its just a hobby, he doesn't need to income.
Why is his wife doing MLMs and getting felt up at strip-mall massage joints if they're rich though? Does she just have the worst conceivable taste? If she's really one of the idle rich she should be running a money-sink of an art gallery and getting felt up at "Hollywood Yoga Cleanse" retreats.
 
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Whenever Ty talks about Nicks grandfather you see what kind of life he really had and the odds are that he was left with a very large inheritance.
He recently claimed that prior to law school, there was a period where he was unemployed and flat broke. He has worked terrible jobs at Circuit City and Wells Fargo. I don't think anyone with money would sign up for that abuse of their own free will. That being said, he purchased the house he currently lives in for $650,000 in 2018 sans mortgage. He did that before he was internet famous, without selling his old home, and having never worked a high paying job in his life. The answer as to how he did that is probably his parents/grandparents.

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For a single man in bumpkin minnesota it would be good money - but for someone with a large family with lots of kids; it wouldn't cut it. He also says he does his "legal" work for free - so unless his wife is making bank - he's just a spoiled rich kid.
You have zero sense of what money means. $209K in a rural town is fucking good money. Plus having more kids on top of the ones you already have isn't going to be a straight line increase in costs. Economies of scale don't just apply to paperclips.

Does she just have the worst conceivable taste?
All women have terrible taste. As a husband, at a certain point you don't ask why it was necessary to spend $80 at a nail salon.
The new "balls or no balls" is apparently making Nick suffer through tongue twisters.
Thank goodness for that. Far more entertaining and Nick's guests won't be as likely to be scared away.
 
He also may have twitch income and whatever ad revenue youtube provides. If anyone donated via an apple device thats an additional 30% gone. ~208k (261 work days in 2021 at 800 a day) minus lets say 45% to include apples fees/google, thats already down to ~114k, then we add self employment taxes which is at 15.3 % and you will see his take home is nowhere near 146k (closer to 97k).
I knocked off 30% for YouTube. Sure iRetards are also paying 30% to Apple but for however many of those there are I doubt it's more than he's making on ads/Twitch, so I figure the two of those cancel. And I ignored tax since I believe the statistics I used for comparison were also pre-tax. Granted he's paying twice as much SSDI/Medicare tax as W-2 employees do, but the statistics don't differentiate between W-2 and 1099 jobs.
Hell with 5 kids with no other income he may actually qualify for government money.
States set the income requirement to qualify for WIC, but it has to be between 100% and 185% of the Federal poverty level, so he's making too much money for that by far.
 
All women have terrible taste. As a husband, at a certain point you don't ask why it was necessary to spend $80 at a nail salon.
Yeah but I mean, to continue the metaphor, you might ask why she's going to the $10 ratchet hood-rat nail salon in the ghetto when she could easily afford the $80 place.
 
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Nick's going to cover Greer's latest reply:
Flail more, Russell! Flail!
Also anyone know whats up with Uncivil? His latest video came across a bit like he was gonna go kurt cobain himself.
Nate the Lawyer apparently talked with him and Kurt said he'd "clear everything up":
Kurt pinned this on the same video:
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Dang, since when did Adam Crigler cut his hair? I haven't seen him since he stopped being on Tim Pool's show. I think this is an improvement from his previous hippy appearance.
 
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