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When will Jack drop dead?

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I sense #3 is around the corner.
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He is still drinking those energy drinks despite them supposedly causing his stroke. The hell does he even need energy drinks for? You are supposed to drink those when you are preparing to workout or exert lots of energy. Even then they are terrible for your heart, a one way ticket to a heart attack.
 
He is still drinking those energy drinks despite them supposedly causing his stroke. The hell does he even need energy drinks for? You are supposed to drink those when you are preparing to workout or exert lots of energy. Even then they are terrible for your heart, a one way ticket to a heart attack.
The stroke and his kidney stones, don't forget the gravel pit in his bladder.
 
I’ve tried to search for it in the thread but do we have an archive of the video he got sued over?
I don't have the video but did find the lawsuit: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/7759025/telebrands-corp-v-giveme-inc/

Original: https://streamable.com/nzyb43

Edit: This is the redo:

He then posts a video saying it's his 'best product review of 2017' and then goes on to say the product is 'junky' despite saying how great it was in the redo:

For some reason it won't let me quote the original post, but on page 1071 there's an interesting post with the videos and more details about the lawsuit. Looks like someone posted a copy of the original video Jack got sued over, and he's been taking them down with copyright claims.
 
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I’ve tried to search for it in the thread but do we have an archive of the video he got sued over?
there was a copy of the video re-uploaded to YT but i can't find it anymore. fatty probably had it taken down or it could've even been the company, considering their main issue with jack's video was that he claimed the product exploded

i believe the re-upload also had the word "explode" in the title
 
there was a copy of the video re-uploaded to YT but i can't find it anymore. fatty probably had it taken down or it could've even been the company, considering their main issue with jack's video was that he claimed the product exploded

i believe the re-upload also had the word "explode" in the title
Sorry for double post, but I posted the original above as a streamable. Maybe if someone is less retarded than me they can repost it as a media link and archive it.
 
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TMI Tuesday, I fucked my right hand up real bad today, I can't do a fucking thing with it. Can't even hold up a ps4 controller. I've got a claw thing going on.

I've been calling myself strokebrain all day and picturing Jack having to manipulate his lifeless stump around while cooking. I like to think this eases the pain.
 
TMI Tuesday, I fucked my right hand up real bad today, I can't do a fucking thing with it. Can't even hold up a ps4 controller. I've got a claw thing going on.

I've been calling myself strokebrain all day and picturing Jack having to manipulate his lifeless stump around while cooking. I like to think this eases the pain.
I hope it eases up soon, and once you’ll get full use of your hand back you can get a proper sense of schadenfreude knowing Jack will never get the relief of using his right hand normally again.

You know, with Jack and his unvaccinated, barely masked crew rolling around a place like Vegas, I’m wondering how likely COVID is to come before stroke 3 hits.
 
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?
Wow, fat idiot chooses idiot location in Vegas to be a retard in, is surprised it sucks. Amazing!
 
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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Not an American so need to ask, are DVD players a standard thing to expect in hotel rooms? Or is this another example of Jack being unreasonably demanding?
 
Not an American so need to ask, are DVD players a standard thing to expect in hotel rooms? Or is this another example of Jack being unreasonably demanding?
i don’t remember a time i have stayed in a hotel room in my entire life that had a dvd player. or even a VCR back in those days.

edit: am American

also edit; it was mentioned above that this is apparently a timeshare he has (which is such a terrible thing to have) so it may be a small condo or apartment. even so, i can’t fathom caring about there being a DVD player.
 
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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Pretty sure most of those activities require functioning use of both arms.

Not a whole lot for Jack to do with a gimped arm.
 
Not an American so need to ask, are DVD players a standard thing to expect in hotel rooms? Or is this another example of Jack being unreasonably demanding?
No. I've never seen a hotel with one. The TVs usually come with some kinda cable or satellite though, usually with enough channels to make up for it.

Hotels have enough trouble with their guests constantly stealing towels and soaps and anything not chained down.
 
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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Sounds terrific. Probably has bedbugs too. That’s what you get for being such a cheap bastard, Jagoff
 
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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I bet it didn't have a Fax machine in the room either, honestly I don't blame Jack for waddling out.

In all seriousness, both times I went to Vegas I barely saw my room, there's so much shit to do. And what fucking DVDs are you bringing on fucking vacation, Jack?
 
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?

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It looks like Jack went to South Point for the sports book, but why? It's going the opposite direction of the strip and I know for a fact that Mandalay Bay, one of the first casinos you see at on the strip, has a sports book. MGM grand does as well.

It looks as if Jack spent all his time avoiding the Las Vegas Strip unless he absolutely needed to go there.

And yes, Jack is being a Karen with all the amenities that you don't use in a Las Vegas resort. Most rooms don't have a DVD player now because streaming is a thing. Washer and dryer? How little did you pack/how fucked up did you get where you need to do laundry? Dirty dishes in the dishwasher? Who flies halfway across the country to a city known for it's food and decides its time for a home-cooked meal?

This man is a lunatic.
 
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