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[The Magnificence]

Random thought: I wonder why almost 100% of these unhinged trans people are male-to-female. I can't remember seeing even a single unhinged female-to-male transperson. Although I'm sure some exist, they seem heavily outnumbered in the crazy space. I'm not entirely sure what this says, but probably a lot

That stuff about Ellen Page is just a picture and that sub is just some trans porn (thanks for that... )? It doesn't seem to close to organized bullying campaigns and reality-defying idiocy. No doubt some FtM people engage in that, but they very much seem a tiny minority.

There are some, but they are definitely a minority. Search Kalvin Garrah here on Kiwi and see my takedown, or just google the nasty bitch.

So is she just a queer men for being a tranny or will she soon became a gayden?
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Ellen Page is a lesbian so isn't she a straight man now? Since FTMs are real men? Or does being trans make you inherently "queer", always, even if you're larping as a heterosexual?
Or maybe she doesn't want to let go of her own personal experience as a gay woman her whole life. In that case though you'd be an ex-queer? Can't have it both ways. Mind numbing.

Who the fuck knows?

The Ellen Paige Identity Timeline (as best I understand it):

Straight Female -> Bi Female -> Lesbian Female -> Trans Identified Female -> Trans Identified Female who believes herself to be a gay man, apparently...so a straight female again?

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

She doesn’t just look like a kid in dad’s suit, she looks like two very small kids stacked on top of one another in dad’s suit. Lol.

Women who can wear suits have shoulders and swagger. I cannot think of many Hollywood girls with less swagger than tiny depressed glassy-eyed Ellen with her mushroom-like skin tone, her thin lank hair (even her hair looks depressed), her facial expression of constant discomfort, and her history of making public announcements about life changes in an attempt to get attention. Quite simply put, no woman who mutilates her body can possibly have swagger, because the constellation of issues that leads to said mutilation preclude swagger. Swagger is confident and pleased with itself. Some TIFs LARPing as 14-yo boys manage a bit of aggressive braggadaccio, but that isn’t swagger, whether displayed by them or the 14-yo boys from whom they are culturally appropriating.

And the narrow shoulders are obvious.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Given how completely fucking out of it she looks, I wonder if her publicists are behind the 'trans' move and she has no fucking clue?

Sounds to me like the handlers are preparing the world for a tragic overdose story without her looking like an addict. The poor little transboy topped themselves after society REJECTED THEM! Nothing at all to do with being a lifelong pillhead.

 

[Dr. Troon Lagoon]

Ellen Page awakens my motherly instinct in that getup, I wanna ruffle 'his' hair and give her a cookie and a glass of milk so she can grow big and strong.

Followed by a referral to the Methadone Clinic.

The willingness of Tinseltown and Lifestyle-liberals to look at this and boldfacedly claim that she is glowing and looking happy instead of dazed and miserable as they egg her on is rather chilling

 

[The Magnificence]

Given how completely fucking out of it she looks, I wonder if her publicists are behind the 'trans' move and she has no fucking clue?

Sounds to me like the handlers are preparing the world for a tragic overdose story without her looking like an addict. The poor little transboy topped themselves after society REJECTED THEM! Nothing at all to do with being a lifelong pillhead.

Except that the media and her current employers immediately caved to her demands that they disregard objective reality and accept her manhood. To the point that the movie studios are discussing or have committed to changing her credit to "Elliot" in future releases of her films.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

This is the worst one.
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I checked strawberryfirestrom profile, he's 30 dm'ing teenagers.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I'm just trying to imagine what talking to Ellen must be like. If you watch video clips the Met Gala, you'll notice in the background all the celebrities chatting with each other and looking at ease. They're having a great time and just shooting the shit without much thought.

I have to imagine that it wouldn't be that way with Ellen. As soon as Ellen awkwardly shuffles over, people would automatically have to hide 'that' look on their face- the look of "wtf is this bitch doing trying to look like a man?" Not to mention, trying to keep the conversation topics 'safe' as to not offend Ellen. I'm sure most people slip up on using the correct pronouns, since Ellen looks nothing like a man.

There will be plenty of people who go way over the top telling Ellen that she looks so handsome and stuff, but it will come off as forced and the conversation won't really venture much farther than that. I can see people looking for ways to end conversations with Ellen as quick as possible.

Honestly, I feel bad for Ellen. She would definitely pick up on the fact that no one is treating her like a man or like a regular person for that matter. No wonder she looks like she's about to bawl.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

Like someone else said, the disproportionately AGP powermods don’t target the subs with anti-trans content that have (or appear to have) a mostly male user base or readership. They only go af

Thanks for the info! Yeah, I definitely see that. I remember the gender critical subreddit getting nuked along with other small lesbian subreddits that didn't want to talk about "girldick". Those lesbian subs had a small member base yet the troons were obsessed with it because it didn't worship the "feminine cock". They literally went out of their way to track down any woman or lesbian sub that didn't include them, no matter how small the sub was. Really a testament to their narcissism.

Which is also why FtMs regularly get BTFO in r/askgaybros and nothing happens, while if the same thing happened once in a real lesbian sub (if they still existed) it would cause a multi-day tranny janny screaming meltdown, sitewide sub bans, and probably news coverage

Completely forgot about r/askgaybros. I recently visited that sub and was surprised at how based they were. They did not give a fuck about validating anyone.

 

[The Magnificence]

I checked strawberryfirestrom profile, he's 30 dm'ing teenagers.
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Herein lies the problem: "I am so special I cannot even decide on how to move forward in my life in any capacity, so helpless, poor me." You have not grown or changed or reflected on your wants/needs/abilities since you were six years old? You are so completely disengaged from reality you have never even considered what role you might want to play in the larger world outside of "troon?" Are you serial? Motherfucker, most if not all of us are faking it., and "careers" are a dying class of employment. You are not even remotely special. Pull your shit together, find something you can do, then do that until you die, retire, or find something you like better that you can do. It is called "being a functional and contributing member of society," and is what most of us buckle down and do whether we know what we want out of life or not and you should be kissing our asses because it is our hard fucking work of keeping this goddamn society somewhat together that allows fuckups like you to indulge in the luxury of demanding special treatment.

Sorry for the sperging, I'll stop now.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I'm only 30, still got plenty of time to play with my legos and worry about adult things in the future :3

 

[l00n3ytr00nz]

Attention all cis gay men!
Why are your lives like magical comic book rom-com settings and why are you evil catty people denying transmascs these wonderful experiences!? (Welcome to the cult of Gaydens)
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Fuck these stupid teenage crooner bitches.

The same people scream about "appropriation" nonstop, it's all just projection.

 

[p4ddys]

What about brave Elliot, with the body of prepubescent boy and the head of a middle aged woman with bad haircut

 

[Emmanuelle]

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What about brave Elliot, with the body of prepubescent boy and the head of a middle aged woman with bad haircut

I’m still not sure. Ellen is either a ridiculous tiny human being or realized no one thinks she’s a guy and opted to give us low budget K.D Lang.

Side note on KD: respect to the last standing butch and proud ladies…she knew how to work shit.

 

[Subtlety]

I was curious about the number on the front, I'm not really a haute couture nitwit, and figured out Ellen is sporting size 37 Balenciaga women's sneakers. If you're trying to be a short petite king, Ellen, you gotta wear a good dress shoe. You look like you're wearing those ratchet strap shoes from the 1990s, ergo you look like a boy, and not in the way Hollywood producers prefer.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Imagine your team hates you so much that you picked out your suit and sensible tie and your team is like “lol no..press!” And turns you into the laziest transvestive ever…

Bro hates every minute of it and the bitches cackling behind it couldn’t even give him cute shoes.

This look is Heidi Fliess ran out with hot chicks with dicks and in desperation threw this twink into a gown to send to Charlie Sheen. Vintage

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I doubt that's the case, Troye Sivan is one of if not the most popular gay pop singers, has been for a very long time now. He does stuff like this all the time.

I personally don't care about men wearing or doing feminine stuff, maybe it's just me being a fashion sperg but if you can pull something off, go you. I'm all for people embracing gender non-conformity and just doing what they like. (I think this is partially why I'm starting to hate the T's more and more with each new day of degeneracy lol, people just can't enjoy stuff like this in peace anymore, they must have the trans agenda shoved down their throats.)
As I said it's ironic because this is what trannies would like you to believe they stand for, when in reality they seethe over these kinds of people because like @BugMe said they look a million times better than them and they don't feel the need to pretend to be special lmao.

 

[decaydent]

Some troon tried to set themselves on fire in Berlin, Alexanderplatz, but store personnel rushed out with a fire extinguisher. Evil misgendering in the articles: (male adjectives + Trans human, Transperson, Man, one article says Woman)
Waiting for tranny twitter to ree, but they‘re silent so far. This could be some rallying cry for them once they all get off work (German trans seem to be occupied right now)

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

I checked strawberryfirestrom profile, he's 30 dm'ing teenagers.
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oh, to be a transwoman - too opressed to live, yet privileged enough to sit around at 26 thinking that maybe some day you might aquire some skills or perhaps even start a career... maybe.

 

[ForbiddenVelma960]

which Neon Genesis Evangelion episode is this

Get in the Robot, Elliot... Or Rei will have to do it again...

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

A troll but a good one https://twitter.com/kittencomrad/status/1437641283514867714?s=21

 

[RandallBoggs]

Lmao going to that twitter account at first I assumed it was a general parody of OF trans girls and didn't realize it was pretending to be an actual OF trans girl, because I missed the "comrade" and "comrad" thing. So when I saw this tweet I thought "lol this troll is a genius, this is exactly what they all sound like."