Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Iamthatis said:
Are we still pretending PPP and Surfer aren’t a gay couple?
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Surfer: "I love you buddy"
PPP: "I still love him"

like I've not said this before because it seems kinda like baseless shitflinging but I'll never get a chance as good at this.

1. PPP waxes his anus.
2. PPP and Surfer have lived together for years. "I've slept with the guy in a van."
3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women.
4. They have absolutely zero hesitation in saying they love each other.

I'm sorry but they're probably gay and I've thought this way for a while.
 
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Calling the police when nothing is even happening makes you a massive, massive pussy. Thats what women do. I'm getting to the point where I'm pretty sure Surfer is so schizo and low IQ he doesn't even understand politics or religion, he just goes along with PPP. I never want to hear this dude talk tough again.

Edit: For everyone coming out talking about Surfer smoking MDMA/ecstasy pills - I thought he was fucking joking this whole time. You cannot smoke MDMA in salt form. It would literally break down from the heat of the flame before you could inhale it. This nigga was smoking methamphetamines and pressed pill filler. Do not take anything Surfer says seriously. I have yet to hear him say something correct that isn't word for word repeated from PPP.
 
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Null said:
Surfer: "I love you buddy"
PPP: "I still love him"

like I've not said this before because it seems kinda like baseless shitflinging but I'll never get a chance as good at this.

1. PPP waxes his anus.
2. PPP and Surfer have lived together for years. "I've slept with the guy in a van."
3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women.
4. They have absolutely zero hesitation in saying they love each other.

I'm sorry but they're probably gay and I've thought this way for a while.
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They can't go a single stream without surfer mentioning all the women he's banged there buddy.
 
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Null said:
Surfer is annoying. He has very little rhythm to when he chooses to interrupt and frequently stops PPP mid-thought, when I'm really curious what he's going to say, to deliver a total non-sequitur.

Even worse, he frequently contradicts PPP and blows the momentum altogether and starts a disagreement before PPP even can finish his opinion.

Even worse, his contradictions are often just cope or cringe takes. He says there's nothing wrong with being ethically Jewish (because he is part Jewish), he defends dating teenagers in one stream. Any time some alt-right fag is being roasted, surfer will offer some kind words.

It really is mind numbing. Like, at this point, we know surfer aligns politically 100% with a teenager on /pol/, so it's unnecessary for him to interject. He might as well have a button to press that just adds a Fallout style "surfer didn't like that" sticker on the stream overlay so we can move on without having to hear specifics.

The last time I saw a stream with them, PPP had developed a habit of just ignoring the interruptions and talked over him. Surfer didn't seem to notice and nothing was lost.
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U better talk about this on next MATI, or else...
 
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Null said:
Surfer: "I love you buddy"
PPP: "I still love him"

like I've not said this before because it seems kinda like baseless shitflinging but I'll never get a chance as good at this.

1. PPP waxes his anus.
2. PPP and Surfer have lived together for years. "I've slept with the guy in a van."
3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women.
4. They have absolutely zero hesitation in saying they love each other.

I'm sorry but they're probably gay and I've thought this way for a while.
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I don't really think they're gay but if they are, whose the bottom? My first instinct is PPP because of the starfish but then again he's the bigger more dominant one, surfer has the body type of a twink.
 
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Null said:
Surfer: "I love you buddy"
PPP: "I still love him"

like I've not said this before because it seems kinda like baseless shitflinging but I'll never get a chance as good at this.

1. PPP waxes his anus.
2. PPP and Surfer have lived together for years. "I've slept with the guy in a van."
3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women.
4. They have absolutely zero hesitation in saying they love each other.

I'm sorry but they're probably gay and I've thought this way for a while.
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Sad Josh doesn't know what fraternity is....
 
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