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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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mdrop22 said:
Calling the police when nothing is even happening makes you a massive, massive pussy. Thats what women do. I'm getting to the point where I'm pretty sure Surfer is so schizo and low IQ he doesn't even understand politics or religion, he just goes along with PPP. I never want to hear this dude talk tough again.
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But surfer is the anti-system badass nationalist that hates the antichrist. That is why he calls Canadian Mounted Police on his best buddy PPP.
 
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Null said:
Surfer: "I love you buddy"
PPP: "I still love him"

like I've not said this before because it seems kinda like baseless shitflinging but I'll never get a chance as good at this.

1. PPP waxes his anus.
2. PPP and Surfer have lived together for years. "I've slept with the guy in a van."
3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women.
4. They have absolutely zero hesitation in saying they love each other.

I'm sorry but they're probably gay and I've thought this way for a while.
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I mean tbf waxing your anus is pretty gay, putting a razor below the neck is gay. I guess we can make an exception if its for your lady and you want to eradicate the bush but usually a trim is fine and where most are in that case.
 
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Null said:
I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.
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Is it gay to tell your brother that you love him? There are some friends that become family and it's okay to let them know that you love them like a brother Josh, simple as. The idea that you can't tell your brothers that you love them because it's gay is an ill of modern society and serves only to kill the concept of fraternity
 
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  • PPP says movies aren't that important and the people complaining about them are grifters
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls him a football gambler
  • PPP gets triggered and calls Surfer a gambler too
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls PPP triggered
  • PPP gets triggered and says Surfer derails the streams and calls him a drunk
  • Surfer gets triggered and says he is the best part of the stream
  • PPP gets triggered and calls him delusional
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls PPP a child who shits on the seat
  • PPP gets triggered and calls him a shit cleaning bitch
  • Surfer gets triggered and ends the stream
  • Later at 5am (?) Surfer tries to force PPP to listen to shitty music for some reason
  • PPP gets triggered and gets in his face
  • Surfer gets scared and calls the cops like a bitch
  • Cops take Surfer away instead

I don't think this could have possibly have gone worse.
 
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LukeMcGregor said:
  • PPP says movies aren't that important and the people complaining about them are grifters
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls him a football gambler
  • PPP gets triggered and calls Surfer a gambler too
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls PPP triggered
  • PPP gets triggered and says Surfer derails the streams and calls him a drunk
  • Surfer gets triggered and says he is the best part of the stream
  • PPP gets triggered and calls him delusional
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls PPP a child who shits on the seat
  • PPP gets triggered and calls him a shit cleaning bitch
  • Surfer gets triggered and ends the stream
  • Later at 5am (?) Surfer tries to force PPP to listen to shitty music for some reason
  • PPP gets triggered and gets in his face
  • Surfer gets scared and calls the cops like a bitch
  • Cops take Surfer away instead

I don't think this could have possibly have gone worse.
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The cops booting surfer out is the funniest part.
 
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Stanley Tit said:
I watch the show for PPP. Surfer was originally a small quirky element but the quirky element is best used sparingly vs everytime.
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There is a name something called either "The Fonzie Effect" or "Fonzie Syndrome" or something like that. It's when a goofy side character becomes the main focus of the show. Happened with Family Matters (aka "The Urkle Show"), Happy Days (The Fonz), Family Guy (Stewie), and to a lesser degree The Simpsons (with Homer eventually becoming the main focus).

I don't know why PPP just didn't make Surfer make his own channel since he likes the spotlight so much.
 
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Simply Outplayed said:
I TAKE CARE OF YOU I AM THE MAN

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Surfer: "I make the content. I make your show, it'd suffer without me. And anyway I take care of you. I'm the man here. You gotta show me respect. You gonna fight me? When I take care of you? I already said I loved you, brother, and you're gonna try to press me? You know how much longer I'm gonna be your father, and direct you in life? And pay for you to live? And cook for you and clean up after you when you shit on the toilet every day? When you shit on the fuckin toilet seat and I gotta clean up after you because you don't know how to take care of yourself? ...Okay then buddy you can move out then, that's fine." -gets up and shuts off the stream

Even if PPP is an autistic poop smearer who's embarrassed about his gambling addiction, it's a miracle he didn't belt Surfer halfway into all this. I wouldn't tolerate this from an actual brother, let alone a friend, regardless of how drunk the schizo is.

And for posterity, what followed shortly after this:


And the aftermath, "A Sad Day" Edit:
 
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Null said:
Surfer: "I love you buddy"
PPP: "I still love him"

like I've not said this before because it seems kinda like baseless shitflinging but I'll never get a chance as good at this.

1. PPP waxes his anus.
2. PPP and Surfer have lived together for years. "I've slept with the guy in a van."
3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women.
4. They have absolutely zero hesitation in saying they love each other.

I'm sorry but they're probably gay and I've thought this way for a while.
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I watch PPP streams fairly often for almost 2 years now...never got a gay vibe. Canadians are historically a lot more friendly even between men than what Americans are used to. Not in the way Spanish/Brazillians are where they will do weird literal circle jerk stuff but buddy hugs are normal when not drunk sort of way.
 
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Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL said:
Is it gay to tell your brother that you love him? There are some friends that become family and it's okay to let them know that you love them like a brother Josh, simple as. The idea that you can't tell your brothers that you love them because it's gay is an ill of modern society and serves only to kill the concept of fraternity
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I think that is a cultural issue. I wouldn't say "I love you" to any near friends or even family. But some places it's acceptable to kiss your family on the mouth. If someone say "I love you" and they are not romantically involved, that does seem weird to some, yes.
 
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