Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Fuck, Ralph got this victory lap given to him and still somehow manages to ruin it. He keeps rewinding to the same timestamp over and over for two seconds and his commentary is so mind numbingly boring. Most interesting thing so far is Ralph saying people should report PPP to the canadian police for 'threatening' Surfer.
You fuckings alogs managed to take defeat from the jaws of victory. You spent a entire day doxing gator and you fucked up big time. Just like when Kike Kraut faked those discord screenshots and mispelled one word in them. Then your fucking faggot leader gets into a fight with his homosexual schizophrenic jewish friend. Christcusks BTFO'ed. You managed to fucking give Ralph two massive victories in two days.
 
I dunno, I'm of two minds. On one hand, Surfer's been getting more and more irritating over the last few months, and I was never a big fan to begin with (though I liked the little bit of texture he'd add into PPP's streams from time to time when he first started showing up on stream), so if he's not around it's no loss to me.

On the other hand, the ending of the stream and the cop call both seemed pretty rehearsed to me, and Surfer's postings in the chat this morning seemed like more of a joke than actual anger. Not sure what the endgame is other than maybe to bait out retards like Ralph and @Fslur not to mention the rest of us into getting sanctimonious or maybe just a kino pet project to see if they could fake a convincing drama.

In the end, PPP lies any time it seems like it'll turn out funny, so the only real way we'll know for sure is if PPP moves and Surfer doesn't exist in the vids anymore.
While PPP does a lot of gayfabe surfer does not. Old surfer never would have called the cops on his buddy, not even as a joke as that stands against everything he believes in.
Fuck, Ralph got this victory lap given to him and still somehow manages to ruin it. He keeps rewinding to the same timestamp over and over for two seconds and his commentary is so mind numbingly boring. Most interesting thing so far is Ralph saying people should report PPP to the canadian police for 'threatening' Surfer.
You know what he should have done? He should have waited until tonight and he should have invited Dick and Rackets. Both of them are afraid of PPP and it would be fun to see if they can get a gunt punch in while the big man is down for the count. We might even get some kino from it.
 
You managed to fucking give Ralph two massive victories in two days.
You really do take this shit seriously? This isn't some war dude, this is an internet gossip site. You're making it seem like its world war 3 when in reality its people laughing and discussing about idiots on the internet.
 
Just like when Kike Kraut faked those discord screenshots and mispelled one word in them
Just like a true KS paypig, perpetually stuck in 2018. Everyone has moved on from that, Shlomo. You should too.
You really do take this shit seriously? This isn't some war dude, this is an internet gossip site. You're making it seem like its world war 3 when in reality its people laughing and discussing about idiots on the internet.
This guy is legitimately retarded. He jerks off to anime and has his own thread in the Gunt board where he rants about his admiration for Jewish feds like Randbot and Mike Enoch.
 
PPP can replace Surfer with Warski
The only internet friends PPP has rn is Gahool and Kraut. If only PPP didn't exile LeoPirate for trying to protect him from Godwinson, because their dynamic was pretty good and id imagine they would be able to make an entertaining show, TWIN with Gahool and Leo would probably go over well with PPP's audience (at least those who were around pre simpgate). Perhaps this humbling will result in the return of the real third man but thats probably wishful thinking.
 
He did that in the past. Not recently. But I fear the damage has been done, and is more then we anticipated.
You guys conveniently ignore that PPP willingly associates with a guy like this and does coke and let's his dick get sucked by black prostitutes, too. PPP pretends to be better than Surfer when he's not. Surfer is just more open about degeneracy which I think makes PPP pissed off because he wants to maintain this Christian image when it's pure bullshit.
 
I don't think surfer can recover from this. Him snitching on PPP to the police goes against everything he stood for. So surfer should really shut his whore mouth and clean up shit after our mensch Pig Hawk.
Calling the police to get ur fat abusive controlling loser couch surfing roommate to leave isnt snitching.... it's getting called getting rid of the trash. Good job surfer
 
Imagine cooperating with mask mandating globohomo pigs over your butt buddy.
When u evict people... you need to get the police involved. When you have a leech in ur home that wont leave.... you call the police.

I'm sorry.... I'm gonna put aside my lame politics for 10 mins and call the police. Because living with a leech that literally leaves turds on the seat isnt worth some abstract principle lol.

You ain't winning the mask wars by letting the leech stay on ur couch. Lmao
 
Calling the police to get ur fat abusive controlling loser couch surfing roommate to leave isnt snitching.... it's getting called getting rid of the trash. Good job surfer
Ya, you don't get to threaten violence against people without consequences. If I was surfer I would feel like I have a monster in my home and I wouldn't want to throw away my life dealing with an ungrateful nigger. Let the state janny it up at this point since Ashton didn't respect RJ's jannying for him. Keep posting yum yums, put these PPP felating faggots in their place.
 
whoa, bro, it's surfer's fault. he's a jerk for cooking for Ashton and paying all the bills.
How about instead of being a sarcastic piece of trash mocking a victim of domestic violence you grow a heart for once and help him know there's support groups for him?
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I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.
I lived in the Mohave desert for a year with 3 friends when I was 18, basically homeless, mining talc, and we needed eachother to survive. I absolutely loved my friends like my own flesh and blood brothers. I think it just takes being in a really shitty situation to understand.
 
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