Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[gaystoner]

also want to say i saw Surfer talked about seeing 'Nanobots' in the grains of rice he was about to cook and I'm not sure if he was joking or not..this was the last cooking with surfer stream IIRC

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

When u evict people... you need to get the police involved. When you have a leech in ur home that wont leave.... you call the police.

I'm sorry.... I'm gonna put aside my lame politics for 10 mins and call the police. Because living with a leech that literally leaves turds on the seat isnt worth some abstract principle lol.

You ain't winning the mask wars by letting the leech stay on ur couch. Lmao

There is no state in the US where you can kick someone out in 24 hours because of a disagreement. Even if PPP is a deadbeat bum who is also gay surfer has to give him at least 30 days to move out. Even if he's not on the lease, if he lives there, and surfer cooked his food and cleaned his ass, he's his husband under common law. He doesn't have to leave and the cops can't force him out.

 

[Sammich]

Rand warned you about this. You should have fucking listened.

Tried to listen, but between the petrol he was sniffing and the screaming of his battered wife and screaming kids I couldn't hear anything else.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

imagine explaining all this gay cringe shit to the cops

 

[mdrop22]

When u evict people... you need to get the police involved. When you have a leech in ur home that wont leave.... you call the police.

I'm sorry.... I'm gonna put aside my lame politics for 10 mins and call the police. Because living with a leech that literally leaves turds on the seat isnt worth some abstract principle lol.

You ain't winning the mask wars by letting the leech stay on ur couch. Lmao

There's no case for eviction here buddy. There's a lot of other shit you have to do before jumping immediately to calling the cops and having them just take the other person out. It never works like that.

He wasn't calling the cops to get PPP evicted anyway, he was literally just scared like a little bitch. His voice wavering all over the place while the (probably) fat back 911 worker tells him to stop sperging, go inside, and wait for the cops. Pure kino imo

 

[MrYumYums]

Ya, you don't get to threaten violence against people without consequences. If I was surfer I would feel like I have a monster in my home and I wouldn't want to throw away my life dealing with an ungrateful nigger. Let the state janny it up at this point since Ashton didn't respect RJ's jannying for him. Keep posting yum yums, put these PPP felating faggots in their place.

Thank you. Listen I was a big ppp fan myself. I was watching that 4 hour stream live.

And ya surfer was being a little annoying. But that stream was a turning point for me. My mind changed QUICK when I saw what was really going on there. Here is the truth:

ppp is a lazy... selfish... obese... narrcistic... controlling... pos

Surfer is annoying... but obviously has something going on mentally. I think its autism or something ... I don't know.

Ppp is fully mentally competent.

And here is the truth

Ppp is using surfer for free room and board. I think ppp is controlling surfer... and making a hostile living environment. I don't think they are gay... but it does remind me of an abusive boyfriend ...

I think ppp is taking advantage of someone ... making them work multiple jobs to pay the rent .... while ppp does nothing.

I think surfer got drunk in that last stream... got really fucking annoying... and ppp lost it. And we all saw what happened.

And before the cops were called.... when the cameras were off.... ppp did his psychological abuse shit on surfer. This is textbook. I think ppp has a threatening presence around that house...

And that's when I ended my loyalty with ppp. I see an abuser.

Its actually sad ... cause surfer needs someone too... they are codependent... and I don't see this ending good.

But 50% chance they make up.... abusers always snake their way back in.

Ppp is a sociopath. I've seen his type. And I want him away from surfer.


This isnt about felting ppp... or some gay shit like that. I literally realized that ppp is an abusive leech and is literally taking advantage of someone who is mentally impaired to get a free roof and food and support. It's not healthy.

 

[vulg]

I lived in the Mohave desert for a year with 3 friends when I was 18, basically homeless, mining talc, and we needed eachother to survive. I absolutely loved my friends like my own flesh and blood brothers. I think it just takes being in a really shitty situation to understand.

what the fuck were you doing in the Mojave? mining borax?

Oshawa kino farms are similarly lucrative, such businesses tear men apart

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

imagine explaining all this gay cringe shit to the cops

"Don't worry officer I got it all on camera. 5 hours of paranoid rants right here."

 

[Postal Pippa]

If this is real, thats pretty homosexual, if this is kayfabe, its even more gayer.

 

[JewishCensorship]

Tried to listen, but between the petrol he was sniffing and the screaming of his battered wife and screaming kids I couldn't hear anything else.

wow, man, you really btfo'd rand, the lowest hanging fruit possible. now get back to gunt guarding for Ashton

 

[veri]

Why would PPP "sleep on the couch" when he has a bedroom that we've seen? Why doesn't he have a bed in his bedroom? Why can't these single men afford to have more than one bed in the apartment?

It's all very strange.

while surfer was on the phone with the police ppp was saying how his name’s on the lease and to ask the landlord.

if he really was living on the couch he went out of his way to record and upload surfer saying so and then lying on camera. i think after how much he’s talked about ralph and people like him that he’d know not to go out of his way to lie on camera.

even if ppp is living on the couch and even if he’s as much as a scumbag as we’re led to believe, surfer still turned on him in the most cowardly way possible and betrayed his own statements he’s said multiple times on stream.

there’s no case for eviction or any reason at all to involve police. it’s not like he was barricading himself in the bathroom with ppp chasing him with a knife or some shit. not even one hit was made from either side. there’s no excuse for what surfer did.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Here's the thing, they're both fucking assholes for getting into that cute little lover's quarrel in the first place. Keep in mind they're in what looks like an apartment complex and are out at 5:00 in the god damn morning screaming at each other and the police all while streaming it on a cellphone camera. Both of them love going on about how other people are degenerates when this is one of the most degenerate things two adult men can do. It's especially funny because earlier on in the night they were going on about how the black people beating up Chicken Andy were causing a scene. Who the fuck do you guys think they were acting like there?

I don't know how anyone can defend either one of them and not just point and laugh at them instead. Just take a step back and see that Ethan Ralph knows to do this. How some of you don't is beyond me.

 

[Instapot]

what the fuck were you doing in the Mojave? mining borax?

Oshawa kino farms are similarly lucrative, such businesses tear men apart

No I was mining talcum powder. Literally. We were trying to strike it rich by trying to find translucent talc that only is found in France at the moment I believe. The translucent talc is used in really high end make up. It was a rough way to live, but I learned a lot.

 

[RollerGator]

If surfer leaves I'll actually be able to listen to PPP streams. His voice is just too awful to listen to.

 

[JewishCensorship]

while surfer was on the phone with the police ppp was saying how his name’s on the lease and to ask the landlord.

if he really was living on the couch he went out of his way to record and upload surfer saying so and then lying on camera. i think after how much he’s talked about ralph and people like him that he’d know not to go out of his way to lie on camera.

even if ppp is living on the couch and even if he’s as much as a scumbag as we’re led to believe, surfer still turned on him in the most cowardly way possible and betrayed his own statements he’s said multiple times on stream.

there’s no case for eviction or any reason at all to involve police. it’s not like he was barricading himself in the bathroom with ppp chasing him with a knife or some shit. not even one hit was made from either side. there’s no excuse for what surfer did.

It's like you guys want surfer to be a doormat and just live with a guy who threatens to beat him and could snap at any second over harmless banter. There's no excuse to want to threaten violence over nothing against someone who is like a brother to you. Someone like that isn't your real friend. I think Surfer feels betrayed and then Ashton called him a jannie on top of things which just shows pure disrespect and zero gratitude for things Surfer does to keep this fat fuck afloat. Maybe Surfer is sick of Ashton's shit, too.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

fucking sucks that he's homeless but seriously i can imagine 5 yrs from now seeing PPP use his current photos as part of his pretransition timeline pics

theres a lot of hallmarks of troonism at play here

 

[EyelessMC]

I lived in the Mohave desert for a year with 3 friends when I was 18, basically homeless, mining talc, and we needed eachother to survive. I absolutely loved my friends like my own flesh and blood brothers. I think it just takes being in a really shitty situation to understand.

What you described, the proper term for it (at least classically) is called Philia. It's one of the four major loves in ancient Greek and is specifically for the love of a true abiding friendship. I'm amazed more people don't know about something so basic. Yes, there is love between men in a real friendship.

Spoiler: Actual Triple Digit IQ Discussion on "Philia"

We love our doggo leader (no homo, Null) but you gotta take his hot takes with a grain of salt, which is the same as anyone else on the Internet. Especially PPP. I don't get why other people have such a defensive affection for/searingly hot despise for PPP or even Null. I've always viewed PPP with an arm's length entertainment view, where he is obviously a lolcow but a self-aware one who, despite getting his jimmies so rustled you could mistake the tears for stretch marks, he understands and seemingly even likes that he has people mocking him and laughing along with him.

Laugh at him and with him, I say. It's ridiculous for anyone to get defensive about Internet people no matter who they are. On the other hand it's more than ridiculous to call philia--or the act of voicing philia--gay. It denotes a real problem. Reminds me of this:

I'm sure Null was just taken aback by how incessantly the two were saying it. That and the perfectly waxed starfish.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's interesting that as soon as shit got real, the normally anti cop Surfer called them immediately.

Guess it was all just a LARP after all.

(This post is not pro PPP, just saying)

 

[Sammich]

wow, man, you really btfo'd rand, the lowest hanging fruit possible. now get back to gunt guarding for Ashton

It's cute you think i'm guarding anyone here. You seem to be taking surfer's dick all the way up your ass. Hope that works out for you.

Funny you missed the point i wasn't really going at rand, i was shitting on a guy's hero. Guess you adore surfer to the point he's your hero, and anyone that calls him a snitch faggot for going against his faggot beliefs is guarding PPP somehow. PPP was a fucking prick for pushing a clearly drunk surfer ON STREAM. Men would have handled this a little differently, but neither of them really are men. That faggy breakup shit clearly showed that. But you keep on guarding up surfer there faggot.

It's actually funny, you chirp and bitch about kikes all the time, but you bend over for a clearly mental ill kike spawn in surfer. I guess you get what you deserve.

 

[Lord Xenu]

It's not gay for a guy to love his bro's. It's just gay as fuck to say it (anywhere outside of their Dad's funeral).