Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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It's cute you think i'm guarding anyone here. You seem to be taking surfer's dick all the way up your ass. Hope that works out for you.

Funny you missed the point i wasn't really going at rand, i was shitting on a guy's hero. Guess you adore surfer to the point he's your hero, and anyone that calls him a snitch faggot for going against his faggot beliefs is guarding PPP somehow. PPP was a fucking prick for pushing a clearly drunk surfer ON STREAM. Men would have handled this a little differently, but neither of them really are men. That faggy breakup shit clearly showed that. But you keep on guarding up surfer there faggot.

It's actually funny, you chirp and bitch about kikes all the time, but you bend over for a clearly mental ill kike spawn in surfer. I guess you get what you deserve.
no, I don't even really like Surfer. I'm an atheist who wouldn't be allowed in his Christian Ethnostate. I think you guys are just circle-jerking faggots who turn on whoever is convenient. Whoa, bro, you exposed for not hating every single Jewish person and believing in individuality. good job, big guy, maybe one day I'll be anti-Semitic enough for you.
 
It's like you guys want surfer to be a doormat and just live with a guy who threatens to beat him and could snap at any second over harmless banter. There's no excuse to want to threaten violence over nothing against someone who is like a brother to you. Someone like that isn't your real friend. I think Surfer feels betrayed and then Ashton called him a jannie on top of things which just shows pure disrespect and zero gratitude for things Surfer does to keep this fat fuck afloat. Maybe Surfer is sick of Ashton's shit, too.
Did you only watch last night's stream? Surfer has been in a manic state for weeks now and was being a belligerent drunk. PPP didn't just threaten violence, it's not something he does every stream, but Surfer is a belligerent drunk in every episode. This was the straw that broke the fat camel's back. Surfer calling the cops is a major snakening and unforgivable
 
no, I don't even really like Surfer. I'm an atheist who wouldn't be allowed in his Christian Ethnostate. I think you guys are just circle-jerking faggots who turn on whoever is convenient. Whoa, bro, you exposed for not hating every single Jewish person and believing in individuality. good job, big guy
nigga no one cares what the fuck you are or arnt
 
Did you only watch last night's stream? Surfer has been in a manic state for weeks now and was being a belligerent drunk. PPP didn't just threaten violence, it's not something he does every stream, but Surfer is a belligerent drunk in every episode. This was the straw that broke the fat camel's back. Surfer calling the cops is a major snakening and unforgivable
I've watched the last few and it's been hilarious. I don't take PPP seriously though, it's entertainment and background noise for me. The fact that we have a bunch of people hanging on PPP's every word and getting outraged by surfer goofing around is bizarre to me. PPP was a mean-spirited cunt to RJ and I wouldn't want to be friends with someone like that let alone live with them. PPP snaked on RJ with that behavior on a public stream. I don't feel sympathy or outrage over surfer going back on his word which I never cared about in the first place.
 
Thank you. Listen I was a big ppp fan myself. I was watching that 4 hour stream live.

And ya surfer was being a little annoying. But that stream was a turning point for me. My mind changed QUICK when I saw what was really going on there. Here is the truth:

Yeah, I wouldn't go as far as to say he is this abusive mastermind, but it's clear PPP's whole demeanor changed after surfer gave some opinion on his gambling habits. Once chat started agreeing with surfer, PPP even started comparing his gambling to watching YouTube videos. Then compared it to investing in crypto. Both arguments completely retarded. Watching YouTube is free, as bad as the dopamine droplets are, you're not getting addicted to spending money recklessly, and investing on crypto isn't gambling if the urge to do it is to make money rather than the thrill of chance and luck. From that point onward you'll see PPP stonewall any attempt on surfer's part to be sociable. It's pretty sad that you would need to watch the last 2 hours of stream to get this whole picture, but it's hard to not see the fat retard as a hurt little bitch after you do.
 
no, I don't even really like Surfer. I'm an atheist who wouldn't be allowed in his Christian Ethnostate. I think you guys are just circle-jerking faggots who turn on whoever is convenient. Whoa, bro, you exposed for not hating every single Jewish person and believing in individuality. good job, big guy, maybe one day I'll be anti-Semitic enough for you.
Tons of circle jerking here for sure, and I absolutely have been part of that. I really enjoy PPP's content. But to claim i just now turned on the guy, you clearly don't keep up with this thread much, i've been all but begging PPP to reel in Surfer for weeks bud. I don't hate surfer, well, i didn't until his call to the cops he claims to hate.
 
There is no state in the US where you can kick someone out in 24 hours because of a disagreement. Even if PPP is a deadbeat bum who is also gay surfer has to give him at least 30 days to move out. Even if he's not on the lease, if he lives there, and surfer cooked his food and cleaned his ass, he's his husband under common law. He doesn't have to leave and the cops can't force him out.

There's no case for eviction here buddy. There's a lot of other shit you have to do before jumping immediately to calling the cops and having them just take the other person out. It never works like that.

He wasn't calling the cops to get PPP evicted anyway, he was literally just scared like a little bitch. His voice wavering all over the place while the (probably) fat back 911 worker tells him to stop sperging, go inside, and wait for the cops. Pure kino imo
Incorrect... when your roommate is abusive... you can get temporary restraining orders... and a judge will look at that when deciding after 30 days if the abuser has any right to appeal the eviction.

I think surfer has just cause to get a restraining order. I think ppp is a threatening presence.

You people need to stop simping for this monster
 
Incorrect... when your roommate is abusive... you can get temporary restraining orders... and a judge will look at that when deciding after 30 days if the abuser has any right to appeal the eviction.

I think surfer has just cause to get a restraining order. I think ppp is a threatening presence.

You people need to stop simping for this monster
ya, but based on what happened it seemed like the cops sided with PPP and took RJ away. PPP's threats of violence are on tape though and maybe surfer's schizo rambling wasn't getting that through to the authorities. Calling the cops is low, but when someone is twice your size and threatening you and you have to live with that, I don't know. I can't hate a man for wanting to get rid of that especially when you're feeding them and practically wiping their dysgenic ass.
 
Yeah, I wouldn't go as far as to say he is this abusive mastermind, but it's clear PPP's whole demeanor changed after surfer gave some opinion on his gambling habits. Once chat started agreeing with surfer, PPP even started comparing his gambling to watching YouTube videos. Then compared it to investing in crypto. Both arguments completely retarded. Watching YouTube is free, as bad as the dopamine droplets are, you're not getting addicted to spending money recklessly, and investing on crypto isn't gambling if the urge to do it is to make money rather than the thrill of chance and luck. From that point onward you'll see PPP stonewall any attempt on surfer's part to be sociable. It's pretty sad that you would need to watch the last 2 hours of stream to get this whole picture, but it's hard to not see the fat retard as a hurt little bitch after you do.
Abusers are never masterminds... it's all instinct ....
 
Incorrect... when your roommate is abusive... you can get temporary restraining orders...
You are such a fucking retard, I was responding to what you said about using the police to kick out a parasite. You did not say because he was abusive. Here are your words.

When u evict people... you need to get the police involved. When you have a leech in ur home that wont leave.... you call the police.

I'm sorry.... I'm gonna put aside my lame politics for 10 mins and call the police. Because living with a leech that literally leaves turds on the seat isnt worth some abstract principle lol.

You ain't winning the mask wars by letting the leech stay on ur couch. Lmao

You're so stupid it boggles the mind How can you forget what you JUST SAID, your own words, from not even 30 minutes. You've already completely forgotten your original post. What I said was completely correct and your nigger brain was already fried by all the drugs and you just had to stream some more of your consciousness into this thread.
 
Here's my take.
RJ and PPP are both deeply flawed individuals with a LOT of issues that we know about, and a ton more we don't. We've seen a slow decline in the last few streams that hints at turmoil behind the scenes. RJ's mental state has slowly declined. I think there's a few factors a play. Surfer comes from a deeply disturbed background, as revealed in a few of the recent streams. He's very likely schizophrenic, and doesn't have the humility to admit that he needs help. As someone who has struggled with mental issues similar to schizophrenia, I can say this is the worst thing you can do, as you starting coping and justifying your increasingly out of touch mentality, and saying that the people trying to help you are actually the problem. I'm not saying Surfer should pop tons of pills, but he needs to have a stable network of friends and friends outside of PPP. There's nothing wrong with having a best friend, but exclusively having one friend (which from what I can tell is all that Surfer has now) is really unhealthy. You need stable social relationships to deal with your own eccentricities.

I think RJ may have a legitimate reason to be pissed off at PPP though. I don't think PPP is employed, and Surfer works at least 2 if not 3 jobs. That's terrible for your mental health. Living with a friend, not matter how close they may be, needs to be a temporary thing, and you need to share the burden of living. Having one guy do all the work is a horrible arrangement doomed to end in bitterness and resentment. I think RJ is the kinda guy to let it build up over time.

We've seen a decline in Surfer's positions that parallels his mental decline. I think a lot of his positions are based on looking like a tough guy, but I'm not going to say he's totally disingenuous. He used to be a big NoFapper, but now he's ranting about how you sometimes need to 'finish yourself off' in the morning. He used to talk about how immoral weed and videogames were, but yet he plays crash bandicoot and clearly smokes weed. He listens to degenerate rap music and blares Afroman after PPP finishes singing 'Amazing Grace.' I think Surfer is a massive hyprocrite, who talks a big talk but doesn't so much as lift a finger to live anything resembling a Christian life.

As a Christian myself, I recognize we are all fallen creatures and I'm certainly no saint. I occasionally drink, and smoke cigars (Surfer has excellent taste in cigars btw) which are both vices, but I don't take myself so seriously that I think God is talking or whispering in my ear. The Word is the only thing that speaks to us, the rest we have to use our conscience and judgement on. God wants strong independent people that can stand on their own two feet without needing Him to whisper in their ear every second. That's a horrible position that leads to weak people.

PPP's handling of the situation was very poor, and it sounds like he's a lazy bastard who needs to grow up and probably stop streaming so much. The revelations about the poop on the toilet, if true, are totally disgusting. He needs to get a grip and loose some serious weight.

Hopefully their separation will make them better people. I used to love listening to their streams, but the past few have been painful. Both need some time away from the internet.
 
Incorrect... when your roommate is abusive... you can get temporary restraining orders... and a judge will look at that when deciding after 30 days if the abuser has any right to appeal the eviction.

I think surfer has just cause to get a restraining order. I think ppp is a threatening presence.

You people need to stop simping for this monster
No one is simping buddy. You're just wrong and probably have no experience in eviction law anyway. Fuck off with your reddit spacing and calling people "abusers" ffs. It's annoying and you're not even half as smart as you think you are. We're trying to enjoy the kino, not find someone to persecute.

I think Surfer was wrong but this is all still funny and very entertaining either way.
 
I think perhaps this man may have played a part:
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3am??

Also: does Surfer know that a Windowlicker is a complete hat stand looney?
 
ya, but based on what happened it seemed like the cops sided with PPP and took RJ away. PPP's threats of violence are on tape though and maybe surfer's schizo rambling wasn't getting that through to the authorities. Calling the cops is low, but when someone is twice your size and threatening you and you have to live with that, I don't know. I can't hate a man for wanting to get rid of that especially when you're feeding them and practically wiping their dysgenic ass.
The police probably couldn't arrest anyone at the time because there was no physical contact. And they asked if surfer had anywhere to go... and surfer said yes.

Surfer was not arrested... because he posted in chat later. Surfer left on his own. Police try to find the best easiest solution...

.... and it is alot easier to have surfer leave then a 500 pound leech who was probably yelling that he is entitled to stay
Probably claiming squatters rights. I can envision this who thing taking place in my head.
 
you clearly don't keep up with this thread much, i've been all but begging PPP to reel in Surfer for weeks bud.
I clearly do follow this thread and was taken aback by how seriously you guys treat this gay little show and the circlejerk for Ashton going on in here. The show takes place in the middle of their living space and you want surfer to just stfu and bow down to the Big Dog. It's bizarre that surfer is supposed to walk on eggshells in his house. You guys legit want Surfer to be PPP's maid and maiden. You guys are painting this picture of solely PPP breaking down and losing patience because of Surfer, but maybe it's the other way around, too. How long can you let a fat slob walk all over you?
 
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