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I'm the power level bit I actually have written for several tabletop RPGs and it's a lot of work these people think that we just arbitrarily to create rules to be racist I f****** insulting these people don't know how much f****** work
Also DnD 3.5 is better than DND 5.0 5.0 is what you get when you make tabletop games for retards
And 3.5 is what happens when you let retards build your tabletop games.

2E or do a flip.
 
And 3.5 is what happens when you let retards build your tabletop games.

2E or do a flip.
You young whipper-snapper! Back in my day, we didn't even have a d10, and had to color one side of the d20 with crayon to denote the high numbers! :lol:

On a related note, I almost forgot about this from two years ago... wonder what edition they played?
The World’s Oldest d20 Die

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Annnd this is part of the reason why they ban "edition-warring," along with punishing people who are debating over it.
More like they're a pack of humorless faggots, but you do you, bunky.

You young whipper-snapper! Back in my day, we didn't even have a d10, and had to color one side of the d20 with crayon to denote the high numbers! :lol:

On a related note, I almost forgot about this from two years ago... wonder what edition they played?
The World’s Oldest d20 Die

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LOL, fuck you. I had those old dice you had to color with the crayon as well :)

God, so many years since red box Basic.
 
You young whipper-snapper! Back in my day, we didn't even have a d10, and had to color one side of the d20 with crayon to denote the high numbers! :lol:

On a related note, I almost forgot about this from two years ago... wonder what edition they played?
The World’s Oldest d20 Die

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This one? Yes those are the orginal dice and crayon in the sealed bag.
My first DM knew most of the old school DND books by memory
 
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This one? Yes those are the orginal dice and crayon in the sealed bag.
Sadly, no. I think you've got me edged out. I had the 1983 Basic set (BECMI) with the two books (player's handbook and DM handbook).

God, those days. My friends and I barely knew what the fuck we were doing. We would just draw up maps and fill them with monsters and then send each other through them like a real-world Rogue/Moria run.
 
Correct me if I am wrong but West End Games are where Paranoia originated from? As such I can't help but wonder if this example has its tongue firmly in its cheek.
Paranoia was Greg Costykan who was also working with Steve Jackson Games at the time. I’ve always felt like Paranoia seemed more like an SJ game than a West End game.
Oh boy, here we go.

This is from a thread on Crusader Kings 3.

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Law Orc isn't just the Fun Police, he's the Fun Inquisition.
I mean, it’s minmaxy as hell and yes, the way he described it admittedly crass, but roleplaying Genghis Khan for a game is pretty fun. I also had a game where I tried to get someone from my line married into every house in Europe. This is such a dumb take, especially considering the glee I remember Rpg.net discussing cannibalism in Rimworld with.
 
Oh boy, here we go.

This is from a thread on Crusader Kings 3.

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Law Orc isn't just the Fun Police, he's the Fun Inquisition.
Somebody better not tell this fucktard about how his beloved Muslims actually ran the Ottoman empire. Because I can assure you that what that guy is posting is pretty much exactly what happened. The rulers of the Caliphate ended up white after about four or five generations because their harems were filled with white women (that they were technically raping, as sex slaves don’t get the choice to withhold consent). For fuck’s sake, the last Ottoman sex slave auction was in 1908.
I wonder if this would have gone better if he had gone for historical accuracy- slavery, concubinage, janissaries, mass executions, punitive amputations, a tax on unbelievers, an extremely aggressive martial society that was quite happy to slaughter civilians, etc.
 
I'm the power level bit I actually have written for several tabletop RPGs and it's a lot of work these people think that we just arbitrarily to create rules to be racist I f****** insulting these people don't know how much f****** work
Also DnD 3.5 is better than DND 5.0 5.0 is what you get when you make tabletop games for retards
Reminded me of that cock mongler MacLennan, who complained in one review how impossible it was for him to actually sit down and write something for others to tear down for laughts.
AD&D for life. Cook wasn't hiding the fact how he designed the 3rd ed to be purposefully unbalanced. What 3, 4 and 5 lack is a simple class like the fighter who can pull up his weight along wizards and clerics and is playable by drunken newbies you can just tell to roll for attack and damage once in a while. Something your parents can play without pulling out Monopoly immediately after you tell them they first have to read 100 pages of rules.
 
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