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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
As an instructor, if her rants & bong-rips were brought to my attention, we'd be having a very serious conversation about their continuing attendance in my class/program. And if she had shown up with her own gun, she'd be very lucky to not be met by deputies in the parking-lot; I couldn't just let those kinds of flaming red flags walk away, especially since the really crazy ones seem to breeze though normal background checks, often on their way to being family annihilators or school/church shooters.
Yeah, you can thank HIPA for that one. That block about mental illness on the 4473? It's illegal for the guy on the other end of the background check to actually check so if they don't self-report, there's no way to tell.
 
I'm not going to pick that apart NTSH, you clearly know your stuff and my hats off to you.

Regarding your last paragraph, I'm not even a parent but I know if I had kids and they told me the nanny thinks she's a werewolf (and remember, with all the stuff she says she's got going on there's going to be strange comments from the kids on a daily basis) I know I'd be asking questions.

Your assessment is sound I'm sure, she does have a bunch of shit going on but she's turned it up to 11 for Internet arsepats.
No fucking way is she half this crazy in her dealings with normies.
 
Yeah, you can thank HIPA for that one. That block about mental illness on the 4473? It's illegal for the guy on the other end of the background check to actually check so if they don't self-report, there's no way to tell.
Except that's changed in the past ten years, especially after the Aurora theater & Texas church shootings lit a fire. People with benign or temporary conditions are still getting denied, especially if their diagnosis/adjudication comes from a state or federal agency (i.e. a socal-services or the VA).

NICS Improvement Act
The NIAA was enacted in the wake of the April 2007 shooting tragedy at Virginia Tech. The Virginia Tech shooter was able to purchase firearms from an FFL because information about his prohibiting mental health history was not available to the NICS, and the system was therefore unable to deny the transfer of the firearms used in the shootings. The NIAA seeks to address gaps in information available to NICS about such prohibiting mental health adjudications and commitments and other prohibiting backgrounds. Both the NCHIP and NARIP were reauthorized under Title VI (Fix NICS Act) of the Consolidated Appropriations Act of 2018 (P.L. 115-141).

They wrote that law specifically to skirt HIPAA, and SCOTUS failed to shut it down. And while in theory ATF doesn't have access to mental health records themselves, states & municipalities have slowly been implementing automatic reporting systems. The ATF can't see exactly what the diagnosis is, the system just flags them as being prohibited individuals, which then kicks back the 4473 with a denial.
 
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This bitch is taking asshole pics and splashing around in her employer's tub, napping on their bed, and rummaging around in their pantry for food for herself all the while complaining about their (very) cushy expectations and pay? Do her employers know about how she's tweeting every 5 minutes instead of watching their kids? They can't possibly, otherwise they would have fired her sooner. I wish them the best of luck in getting a new nanny for their poor kids that isn't clearly insane.

I also find it hilarious how she and the rest of her kind like to white-knight for oppressed minorities while showing just how privileged they are without even knowing it. It's comedy on a cosmic scale. She's clearly never worked as a nanny/houseworker in truly poor countries or as an immigrant worker getting paid $2 an hour to do childcare and sweeping and cooking, 12 hours a day with no vacation days at all. The fact that she gets the time at all to tweet anime gifs and take mirror selfies and have breakdowns on paid time while screaming abuse makes me fear for the future of this country.
 
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This bitch is taking asshole pics and splashing around in her employer's tub, napping on their bed, and rummaging around in their pantry for food for herself all the while complaining about their (very) cushy expectations and pay? Do her employers know about how she's tweeting every 5 minutes instead of watching their kids? They can't possibly, otherwise they would have fired her sooner. I wish them the best of luck in getting a new nanny for their poor kids that isn't clearly insane.

I also find it hilarious how she and the rest of her kind like to white-knight for oppressed minorities while showing just how privileged they are without even knowing it. It's comedy on a cosmic scale. She's clearly never worked as a nanny/houseworker in truly poor countries or as an immigrant worker getting paid $2 an hour to do childcare and sweeping and cooking, 12 hours a day with no vacation days at all. The fact that she gets the time at all to tweet anime gifs and take mirror selfies and have breakdowns on paid time while screaming abuse makes me fear for the future of this country.

I'm not exactly one for talking socioeconomic nuances on this fine Farm of a website, but this crazy ungrateful bitch not getting fired yet from a cushy job where people trust her with their house and children has to be one of the best examples I've ever seen of White Privilege, holy shit.
 
She loves the decadent bath but she'd much rather wash in the river of course.

Just fuck off you hairy arsed horror!
How do these people manage to perform their "right side of history" act the whole fucking time.
No wonder they're all mental, they walk a knife edge of being correct every minute of their lives.
Just one slip up on twitter and its excommunication.
 
I'm not exactly one for talking socioeconomic nuances on this fine Farm of a website, but this crazy ungrateful bitch not getting fired yet from a cushy job where people trust her with their house and children has to be one of the best examples I've ever seen of White Privilege, holy shit.

My favorite part about people like her is how they never realize how hard life truly is. They whine about privilege, yet they are the ones who have their needs provided for to the point where they can afford to spend time pretending to have headmates or being oppressed. Try living on $2.50 a day with an actual chronic illness or being in a shithole 3rd world country, then get back to us on how you'd rather bathe in a river. Guaranteed no one who was truly being abused and trafficked like she claims she's being would have the time for her witchcraft idiocy.
 
She plunders their home as we speak, taking everything she ever bought for kids and anything else she likes, calling it payments for stuff they supposedly didn't paid her

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I suspect a future lawsuit and a possible sentence, then. No way they're not going to scour the net for her social media if she leaves like that.
 
if it was me, i'd just let her go. it's worth a couple hundred dollars of food and junk to never have to deal with her again.

ETA: but totally change the locks. like today

I feel like they'd still appreciate being told the depths of her depravity. Even if it's just so they know to burn the bathtub with fire after seeing her horrifying butthole selfie.

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Seriously - how is she dumb enough to exhaustively document all the felonies she's committing of her own accord on a public account with 2k followers? This has got to be the juiciest new cow we've found in months.
 
I will also say it's not uncommon to have rape/abuse victims revictimized multiple times in their lifetime. This is because 1) your self image is now shit, 2) you think this is what you're worth 3) you don't know any better....while her claims of "every year" are likely improbable, I would bet money that she has been victimized more than once.

You can never actually say this in a public, professional setting, but it is also because of risk taking behavior.

Imagine there is someone named Girl X, who is, of course, entirely fictional.

Girl X has been subjected to sexual assault on numerous occasions.

The last time that this happened, it was after Girl X approached two Somali gentlemen with a white panel van who were standing outside of an electronics store at midnight, smoking crack, and asked if she, too, could smoke some of their crack. They charitably shared their crack with her, and, then, they threw her into the back of their van and, instead of burglarizing the store, spent the next six hours sexually assaulting her.
 
I believe a few people are working on an OP for her; there's simply so much content of this batshit woman that it's going to take a while to make one that does her delusions and behavior justice.
There's also so much content she's liable to completely take over this thread, too. This lady is insane on so many levels.
 
I'm not going to pick that apart NTSH, you clearly know your stuff and my hats off to you.

Regarding your last paragraph, I'm not even a parent but I know if I had kids and they told me the nanny thinks she's a werewolf (and remember, with all the stuff she says she's got going on there's going to be strange comments from the kids on a daily basis) I know I'd be asking questions.

Your assessment is sound I'm sure, she does have a bunch of shit going on but she's turned it up to 11 for Internet arsepats.
No fucking way is she half this crazy in her dealings with normies.
Whether she's "turning it up" for the internet, or whether she's masking it irl because she knows normal people """wouldn't understand uwu""", is up for debate - and hard to settle without seeing how she behaves in person. It's a weirdly important distinction though. If she's exaggerating for internet clout, then my assessment might swing back towards BPD a bit harder, because that's the kind of attention-seeking, pity-me, look-how-special-I-am shit that cluster Bs thrive on. If she's, instead, worked out that no one else understands her, no one else realises she can actually speak to the dead and do magic, no one gets it, so she has to hide her super special powers in case they come to take her away, the only ones she can trust with the real her are her wonderful understanding internet friends... then yeah, that fully fits with schizophrenia or some other delusional/psychotic disorder.

Also re: kids saying weird stuff: things I have heard kids say include a) repeatedly and persistently questioning their parents about a "man that was in the house" yesterday, when there had categorically been no man in the house, b) asking repeatedly and persistently about a family member that didn't fucking exist, as though the kid knew this fictional person well and had seen them last week, and c) multiple instances of insisting with absolute sincerity that they were going to grow up to be a different sex/species/whatever. None of these kids were diagnosably mentally ill; kids just say and believe some absolutely bizarre crap sometimes. You get desensitised to it pretty quickly as a parent; they grow out of it.

Admittedly, I might also query if the kids said something weird about a hired nanny - but as we talked about, if she's masking, all it takes is her saying "oh, we were playing pretend, the kids have such a great imagination!" because she has to ~protect her special secret~, and I'd be forced as the employer to shrug my shoulders and move on. (Especially since, from this email, it sounds like both parents work long hours in demanding jobs, and... my experience is that that doesn't lead to particularly attentive parenting. Alternatively, it seems like she's been nanny to these kids for a while, maybe even since they were preverbal; and child grooming can take a lot of forms, not necessarily sexual. "This is our special little secret that I can do magic, you can't tell mommy", told insistently enough to an impressionable child, can be surprisingly (and worryingly) effective. This theory meshes well with the "I'm making the kids a video telling them I'm off to become Captain America and fight nazis" comment; if she's actually doing that, and is expecting the kids to be anything other than weirded out by it, she's quite possibly been grooming them to accept crazy bullshit from her for a while.
 
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