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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Not gay to say you love someone you call your brother
PPP is funny but a fat boy
Surfer is funny but schizo
PPP probably told him to stop fucking ruining his streams or he's gonna get rocked in the jaw
Surfer is a coward for calling the cops
I think surfer was lying a bit about some of the stuff he said because he was drunk and heated
People here keep dropping kayfabe and I hate PPP for introducing that word to you all
It is surprising that this happened though because surfer and ppp legitimately came to blows a year or two back and recovered. Surfer is probably one of the few people who actually need to smoke weed to keep his mental illnesses in check
 
See this is where we disagree... I don't think it's just two bros having a falling out.

Something happened off camera to prompt surfer to call police. And I have my theories on that. But something happened that makes this more than just a falling out
Ppp dared him to do something. They have fought before. Ppp says 3 times with surfer losing all.

Therefore surfer did something different. Still makes surfer a hypocrite
 
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PPP waxes his anus.
I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.
1. How would you know what a waxed anus looks like?
2. Wasn’t one of your only close IRL friendships with Hotwheels, now an openly gay furry, in which you literally wiped his ass? You may want to tread lightly when tossing the fag card.
 
See this is where we disagree... I don't think it's just two bros having a falling out.

Something happened off camera to prompt surfer to call police. And I have my theories on that. But something happened that makes this more than just a falling out
Like what? Surfer seemed fine to me, no blood, no bruises, no torn clothes just a guy having a melt down. Here's the thing, both of these guys are probably insufferable to live with but Surfer's mental faculties have gone to shit. The guy is in the process of losing it and while PPP is fat disgusting slob his brain seems like it still works. You can say PPP threatened him and your probably right, but normal people who are having an argument with their best friend don't call the cops and immediately go to the courts because of some nasty words.
 
Like what? Surfer seemed fine to me, no blood, no bruises, no torn clothes just a guy having a melt down. Here's the thing, both of these guys are probably insufferable to live with but Surfer's mental faculties have gone to shit. The guy is in the process of losing it and while PPP is fat disgusting slob his brain seems like it still works. You can say PPP threatened him and your probably right, but normal people who are having an argument with their best friend don't call the cops and immediately go to the courts because of some nasty words.
Surfer did call the police, but the courts aren't gonna hear shit. PPP left the apartment. There's nothing for them to fix, he's not refusing to stay away from RJ
 
Seems like the classic scenario where you live with a best friend but one is clearly taking the caretaking of the unit seriously and one isn't. It always ends up with the serious one resenting the lazy one. PPP never cleans the dishes, he doesn't sweep and probably never takes out the trash. Surfer was the one who was there first, and he let PPP stay. At some point he probably was added to the lease. If he's leaving shit on the toilet seat/lid, that's the kind of disrespect you have to stand up to. It seems Surfer was willing to let a lot of it slide in exchange for PPP's gospel. But it always grinds away at you since the balance isn't equal and you start to attack them directly. It rarely works though, the person doesn't change and they end up moving out.

What I do not get though is the complete superiority that Surfer projects over PPP. He has some, yes and I think he is entitled to it as I explained above.

But he isn't entirely independent either. His mom buys groceries and does his laundry. That shows a lack of your own agency and shows he's not much better than PPP.

Saying PPP couldn't get a job without surfer is only half true, as they met working at the same place. After the fact, there probably is more merit to that claim as it seems PPP has only used Surfer's telemarketing job as a springboard to getting work.

The weirdest thing though is that they constantly stay up all night and sleep during the day. That implies they only do telemarketing calls now.

The sleeping on the couch bit is weird, as we know he has a room by the front door at the bottom of the steps. Don't recall if there's a bed or a couch but he definitely has his own room so to say he sleeps on the couch is hyperbolic.

Despite all this dynamic, it really doesn't explain why Surfer was so delusional to think PPP wouldn't have a show without him and later called the police. I want to blame it on alcohol but it doesn't quite add up. Its just so out of character.

For the time I've watched Surfer, he doesn't strike me as much of a liar. He probably tells little lies here and there, and sometimes will make an joke for comedy that is technically lying but you know he's just playing.
That's why it was weird he was so sure that PPP banged the sheboon hooker. Either his memory is wrong, or he really did watch PPP do something because I don't think he'd lie about that. Ok, but that was a long time ago, and its being remembered through a haze of drugs and alcohol

What really troubled me is when he claimed PPP wasn't on the lease. That isn't something you mix up. I'm not sure who is lying but someone has to be full of shit since they both can't be right. Surely they have a digital or physical copy somewhere in the apartment. I tend to think PPP is the liar here but after last night, I am unable to be sure.

And none of this explains why Surfer called 911 in my mind.

Oh and its clear that Surfer is jealous that PPP went on a mini vacation to be degenerate. PPP converted him and now seems like his pastor is less interested in the faith than his own convert.
 
I'd agree with your take if it wasn't for the fact that you've said in the thunderdome that you think PPP fans are just asslikers. I mean bro you have an entire website that calls you daddy jersh/ dear leader, and your livestream chats have asked you to call them kittens and to feed them. Like bro you know what it's like to have weirdo sycophants fans and yet you want to sling shit like your boots ain't dirty? How is are we to take this statement as factual when you have a reason to harbor dislike of this thread and PPP when he brings up semi-valid points against you.
If anything, having sycophant fans only lends credence to Jewsh's points, by way of experience. And you can even look at my post history. The only thing I have said about the guy is that it's funny that he eats pizza.
 
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PPP claimed he was still working in sales in a recentish q&a, I think he's telemarketing with surfer. Surfer also said just a couple days ago he only worked part time, so I don't think this is primarily about money/unemployment.

I think all this "abusive presence" shit is silly, I think if anyone tried to rule the roost and say the way things were gonna be around the house it's surfer. For instance, he was the one that was always bitching about spilling drinks, sticky residue, all that shit, and last night he force ended the stream to be a big man. To me PPPs biggest flaw that I can see in their interactions is that if surfer embarrassed him in any way on stream he'd get all testy about it and would kind of be a grumpy bitch for several minutes, and if surfer tried to apologize half the time he'd just get grumpier. My personal theory is that what PPP has been getting the most upset with surfer about is his over shareing of their real lives. It almost seemed like that last vid was supposed to be a passive aggressive table turn, but I could be reading too much into it

I do kind of get the impression that surfers been getting weirder, and it seemed like PPP was going to say he was worried about his mental health and then thought better about it. PPP and Andy both said there is literally no change between on and off camera surfer. It's always been kind of difficult to figure out what he was serious about when he'd talk about nanobots and shit, but maybe it was most of it...
 
Despite all this dynamic, it really doesn't explain why Surfer was so delusional to think PPP wouldn't have a show without him and later called the police. I want to blame it on alcohol but it doesn't quite add up. Its just so out of character.

For the time I've watched Surfer, he doesn't strike me as much of a liar. He probably tells little lies here and there, and sometimes will make an joke for comedy that is technically lying but you know he's just playing.
1. RJ has a family history of schizophrenia, is about at the typical age of onset and has been going on about nanobots in his bottled water and rice for weeks and has been increasingly manic. The man is most likely having a mental break. A rational mind will naturally have a great deal of difficulty understanding and explaining this behavior

2) Surfer believes what he says. Even if he weren't cracking up, memory is notoriously unreliable and often doesn't match documented reality. Eyewitness accounts are very often at complete odds with recorded evidence in court cases.
 
What really troubled me is when he claimed PPP wasn't on the lease. That isn't something you mix up.
The cops wouldn't have let ppp stay if he wasn't on the lease.
Oh and its clear that Surfer is jealous that PPP went on a mini vacation to be degenerate. PPP converted him and now seems like his pastor is less interested in the faith than his own convert.
Surfer has turned into a zealot somewhat, and hasn't even finished the Bible yet. PPP has lived his life with religion, and most will tell you that a lot have vices.
 
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