Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I know Bob is being Obtuse by design... but FUCK you Bob.
The reason why people like this twitter poster and other is snering at people like AOC, is that she goes on and on about "tax the riches" and "disturption of wealth", and more. THese pics show that they are a hypocric ass and also, ain't we in a pandemic? I haven't seen anyone in that pic wearing a mask at all. These assholes have gone on and on about the need to wear a mask for months now.

Nah dog you just don't get it MAN! They all partook of the poke and thus are free of sin. Bob said so.

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Outdoor flashlight gantlet. Masks mandatory for unprivileged people.
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Indoor crowd. Masks and social distancing waived for privileged people.
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It is amazing how openly he is being a hypocrite by simping for AOC. The alternative is that he truly believes that the vax pass will save us all and they are doing it right which would may be equally embarrassing.

This may be tempting fate, but I have a feeling that Bob will likely comment on the very-recent passing of Norm MacDonald. Odin's Beard, I wish someone could have shown Norm a picture of Bob and his tweets. It would have been comedy gold to see him roasting Bob.

He did already

 

[glib]

Holy shit guys. This is amazing.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1437884281255305219

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Dude you're just proving their…

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Yes, it's because they're your precious POCs and not that all of them are gigantic hypocrites who do not practice what they preach and flaunt it while they do it. You've solved the case.

Nah that ain't good enough. LETS DIG DEEPER INTO THE SWAMP.

>Bronfman
Where have I heard that name before? Oh yeah.

How did the Bronfmans make it so big in the whisky world?|

Well the patriarch, a RICH jewish man fleeing tsarist Russia decided to move to the new world of course!
The tobacco market wasnt good in this climate, and after some fumbling the family opens up a distillery in Montreal during prohibition. Circumventing American law seems to be a theme here!

Bob you stupid fuck, this family represents exploitation. They're billionaires who have generational wealth built off selling alcohol and prostitutes.
They are privilege incarnate Bob. You've probably guzzled their cheap swill before.

 

[Bolo]

I like the reply the guy made to Robert's nonsense.

Anyway, Robert's gotta pick a lane here, either the world is driven by the brute superstitious masses that are stripping women's rights in Texas or the enlighted diversity took over the system, we can't have both.

And of course that ain't the case, the ridiculous of these wealthy people doing activism is that it is a shallow display, it is just theatrics and no amount of "discussion" it may generate, it is clear that they don't have a ounce of investment into the changes they claim to want, and everybody can see that, so it becomes just this embarrasing spectacle of rich idiots dressing like fools, they ain't running shit.

Fuck, looking at the clusterfuck that the democrat party became, and how the republicans turned into the Donald Trump show, I would say no one is running shit, whoever was behind the curtains, if there ever was someone, already fucked off a while ago.

But honestly, spoiled rich celebs playing activism is such old news, they have been doing that since forever, hell I remember when the topic of the year was african kids, and every pop celeb had to go to there and adopt a kid there. So, you know, there isn't even a point to get mad or frustrated at these idiots.

The funny thing on all this is how hard Robert tries to defend this idiocity, reasoning that this is somehow a "practical gain and victory for the most deserving and in need" is some high level mental gymnastics, and the reason on why Robert does that is that the sad idiot somehow thinks he is in the same class as them, you know, the "thinkers" shit.

Of course he would NEVER say this outloud, because at it's face it is a ridiculous claim, these are successful and rich people and Robert is a internet meme, but on his hearts of hearts he believes to be the same as them, to be part of the smart and diverse people who will save the future, and so he harbours these delusions of grandeur by using these dolts as proxy.

Kinda like when Robert convinced himself to be friends with a woman because they shared the same tastes in movies and political views, thinking that he was a colleague and a part of group he aspired to, and we all know how that turned out.

 

[Meat Target]

The funny thing on all this is how hard Robert tries to defend this idiocity, reasoning that this is somehow a "practical gain and victory for the most deserving and in need" is some high level mental gymnastics, and the reason on why Robert does that is that the sad idiot somehow thinks he is in the same class as them, you know, the "thinkers" shit.

Champagne socialists are the IRL pigs from Animal Farm. Bob is too inept and lazy to even be one of them.

 

[glib]

"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"

They're "Celebrities" Bob

You don't have a right to kill fetuses.
What's funny is he's trying to counter the notion the coasts have undue power. They have the highest EC votes, huge technocratic power, untold amounts of corruption, and organized gangsterism. His counter is the idea that a judge in Texas can allow an abortion ban and suddenly the non-legislated ROE vs WADE precedent doesnt apply anymore.
I'm sure Bob would mind if we removed the electoral college and gave every state (1) Token worth 1 vote to elect the president determined by the overall popular vote in each state.

Theyre not kings of the black, gay, or whatever people Bob. They're literally chosen by the elites because their choices are oriented along the lines of the same goals.
If Ellen Page was anti-trans, she'd be excoriated. The fact this person thinks they are a male now is why they're given a boost by the elite "tastemakers".

How about the actual poor people, and people who are suffering?

Who is the operator and what is being run down Bob?
Is it God and the foundation of traditional morality?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Because they support an ideology that opposes displays of wealth such as the Met Gala. We point it out for the same reasons you point out whenever a conservative Christian turns out to be having a gay affair.

I find it odd that Moviebob, a man who has never been to Texas and has nothing to do with Texas, views Texans making laws in their own state as something that directly affects him.

The fact AOC is a Latina and therefore higher on the totem pole of wokery than Moviebob does not mean her "tax the rich" stunt was anything other than bad optics and hypocrisy.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I've never seen someone so willing to lick the boots of corporations, governments and celebrities of any given kind.
Also, funny he makes a RATM reference. He'd never know this band if it wasn't hired by a large recording company and their music videos weren't played every day on MTV. Do I need to mention they're also rich as fuck?

Bravo, Blobbo. You truly are one of a kind. Whenever I think this humanoid pork rind couldn't sink any lower, there he goes to prove me wrong.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've never seen someone so willing to lick the boots of corporations, governments and celebrities of any given kind.

He's willing to lick AOC's boots because he thinks she'll have sex with him and make him Secretary for Eliminating Mayo Ghouls after the revolution.

The fact that AOC and Moviebob disagree on 90% of issues is completely irrelevant; in Moviebob's eyes, she'll "notice him", see that he's been white knighting her on Twitter, and fall in love with him. It's the same sort of mentality that leads people to send Pokimane a week's wages, only a slightly more autistic version.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Here's a fact Bob - you are not a thinker, and you didn't earn any kind of superior future.

Here's another fact Bob - you're ugly as sin, your disgustingly subhuman mug looks like something out of Der Untermensch, and so you have no business talking down to anyone about their appearance.

he probably thinks he is an adonis

 

[Meat Target]

I find it odd that Moviebob, a man who has never been to Texas and has nothing to do with Texas, views Texans making laws in their own state as something that directly affects him.

Bob does not believe you have a right to an opinion other than his.

 

[UserAccess]

"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"

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They're "Celebrities" Bob

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You don't have a right to kill fetuses.
What's funny is he's trying to counter the notion the coasts have undue power. They have the highest EC votes, huge technocratic power, untold amounts of corruption, and organized gangsterism. His counter is the idea that a judge in Texas can allow an abortion ban and suddenly the non-legislated ROE vs WADE precedent doesnt apply anymore.
I'm sure Bob would mind if we removed the electoral college and gave every state (1) Token worth 1 vote to elect the president determined by the overall popular vote in each state.

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Theyre not kings of the black, gay, or whatever people Bob. They're literally chosen by the elites because their choices are oriented along the lines of the same goals.
If Ellen Page was anti-trans, she'd be excoriated. The fact this person thinks they are a male now is why they're given a boost by the elite "tastemakers".

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How about the actual poor people, and people who are suffering?

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Who is the operator and what is being run down Bob?
Is it God and the foundation of traditional morality?

Imagine holding the political values of celebrities as a meaningful guage presuming celebrity status affords some deeper insight into life. Takes a real thinker to listen to celebrities talk science while denying the data from actual scientists.

By Bob's logic, the best person to consult about sparkplugs for a Land Rover is a cello player.

 

[Red Hood]

I was MATI until I pictured Bob's ineffectual attempts to wrest control of heavy equipment (say, a forklift) from its operator. Slipping and falling flat on his moon face, bloodying his nose, kicking his legs and pounding his fists in an impotent tantrum and bleating like Dennis Nedry with a faceful of dilophosaur phglem while the operator is completely dumbfounded and laughing at the blob of unevolved flesh on the concrete below him.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I have seen actual paranoid schizos articulate their beliefs and opinions in hour long rants in an easier to follow way than Bob can in four tweets.

Orwell was right about why most writers should stick to bland prose.

 

[mandatorylurk]

His talk about Norm is monumentally insincere, there's probably tweets of blob shitting on him a few years ago when he said anti-MeToo shit before his Netflix show.

Norm would insult blob to his face and blob would pretend it's a joke only the two of them got.

 

[Flexo]

I know Bob is being Obtuse by design... but FUCK you Bob.
The reason why people like this twitter poster and other is snering at people like AOC, is that she goes on and on about "tax the riches" and "disturption of wealth", and more. THese pics show that they are a hypocric ass and also, ain't we in a pandemic? I haven't seen anyone in that pic wearing a mask at all. These assholes have gone on and on about the need to wear a mask for months now.

Old Soviet joke: Leonid Brezhnev is showing off his mansion, his country house, his limousine, and his helicopter to his mother. But instead of being impressed, she looked worried: “But Leonid, what if the communists come back?”

 

[Positron]

The funny thing on all this is how hard Robert tries to defend this idiocity, reasoning that this is somehow a "practical gain and victory for the most deserving and in need" is some high level mental gymnastics, and the reason on why Robert does that is that the sad idiot somehow thinks he is in the same class as them, you know, the "thinkers" shit.

TL;DR of Bobby's swill: It ain't activism unless you debase and disinherit white people, men, and straight women. Also anger feels good.

How about the actual poor people, and people who are suffering?

Everything has a price under Capitalism; poor people can't pay for Socialism and other woke ideology.

Bob is too narcissistic of mindset to understand that there's such a thing as bad publicity.

This is true. Also "no such thing as bad publicity; getting people talking is good in itself" is the cliché of the faggots who works in Madison Avenue. Bobby unquestioningly absorbs the way Hollywood spins their bad press, hence he accepts this faggotry as gospel.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Old Soviet joke: Leonid Brezhnev is showing off his mansion, his country house, his limousine, and his helicopter to his mother. But instead of being impressed, she looked worried: “But Leonid, what if the communists come back?”

Another Old Soviet Joke that could had been used about Blobby if he had been a leader in the Soviet Union.

So a little girl Russian arrives in America in the 80's with her family and is so happy to have escaped the tyranny of the Soviet Union and is telling her class about how the Soviet Union is a police state by relaying the story about how her grandfather spent 25 years in a Siberian Gulag. One student asked "What he do?" she replies "He said Nikita Khruschev was an idiot" Kid replied "He got 25 years in a Gulag for calling Khruschev an Idiot!" she said "No he got 5 years for that and 20 years for revealing state secrets."

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I don’t get where the allegations of mental illness come from with her. She’s got weird hair? She talks shit and holds no sacred cows? If more women were like her than like Alyssa Milano — the ditz the #metoo movement replaced McGowan with as soon as they realized she wouldn’t fall into lockstep with their progressive agenda — we’d be much better off.

If you look through her history, you'll find a long list of codependent relationships and suicides.

She's a legit crazy person. She was before #metoo. She will be after Oprah.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob used to work with Jim so there's a chance that he can get in that bussy
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I wouldn't bother with this but Bob didn't seem to care about Jim, save for a time or two when he got super political, until he put on the wig. Maybe it's just because he's retweeted the pic of Jim with his fat butt buddy but this seems so mundane and unworthy of note that I'm suspicious of Bob thirsting for this angel.

Given how many "angels" he orbits, retweets, and simps for, Bob may be going for Trannies as even his deluded mind is starting to realize he can't score with a real woman.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Given how many "angels" he orbits, retweets, and simps for, Bob may be going for Trannies as even his deluded mind is starting to realize he can't score with a real woman.

Oh, he still thinks he'll get to fuck a woman he believes is worthy of him. He's just loosened up his definition of woman.