Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[MoeChotto]

Not gonna lie, fake or not I'm enjoying this new light everyone's painting the PPP and Surfer household in where PPP is some big bad abuser and Surfer is his poor battered wife

 

[mdrop22]

My content isn't great, but PPP is a hanger on of a hanger on. He's only "relevant" because he makes fun of Ethan Ralph, when he's pretty much on the same level as him.
The only thing that PPP could do that would make anyone interested in his "content" would be a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest between him, EDP445 and Boogie.

Bro you do videos with that Darkwing Dork retard, just stop.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Not gonna lie, fake or not I'm enjoying this new light everyone's painting the PPP and Surfer household in where PPP is some big bad abuser and Surfer is his poor battered wife

Are those crocs?

 

[Reluctant Baron]

My content isn't great, but PPP is a hanger on of a hanger on. He's only "relevant" because he makes fun of Ethan Ralph, when he's pretty much on the same level as him.
The only thing that PPP could do that would make anyone interested in his "content" would be a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest between him, EDP445 and Boogie.

Nigga, who ARE you?

 

[JewishCensorship]

Don't you literally just steal content from here?

Hey, now, if Jim did it, it's okay.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

All this puts such a dark shadow on the PPP anime teaser that came out yesterday.

The more I think about it, the more I think that PPP left a huge mess and went on his mini vacation and Surfer had to clean some of it up because its still better than leaving it sit for days. He was tired of feeling out of control of his own domain, and tried to regain some power by shaming PPP in public. PPP didn't fall for it, and flipped the script by making Surfer feel like a woman who doesn't know her place. He shouldn't have done that because the last thing you want to reveal to your roomate is that you don't respect their efforts to maintain a home. Instead you believe its their responsibility and its beneath you.

That is how I knew it was time to leave when it happened to me, so I wasn't surprised that Surfer immediately said its time to go.
All the whining about the gambling and sports ball and calling the cops is still so far beyond the pale, I can't see how he comes back from it.

 

[MoeChotto]

Are those crocs?

I can't mentally picture PPP wearing anything else

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Stop acting like the dude doesn't pay rent or something, being a lazy roomate is not the same as being a leech.

Yes. Yes it is. Paying rent is literally the LEAST he could do (legally, assuming he's actually on the lease). Keeping a house livable is actual work when you're living alone, let alone when some fat slob hits the reset button everyday.

 

[Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL]

Bro you do videos with that Darkwing Dork retard, just stop.

Lmao imagine being even lower energy than Josh

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Wait, these guys supposedly aren't gay? Yeah, sure, the dude who acts so effeminate and looks so much like a fat lesbian that if it wasn't for his voice you wouldn't be able to tell whether he was a guy or a girl and who lives alone with another dude and is never seen around women nor expresses sexual desire towards women, is totally a straight guy who just loves his bro.
Nothing gay to see here. Move along.

Anyways, hopefully Surfer can get medicated or w/e and they can mend things, because while I'm not too familiar with them from what I've seen they've always seemed like a good couple.

For starters, this site is a place for Internet gossip, psychoanalyzing can be part of that but that isn't what this site is all about. Secondly, what you are doing isn't psychoanalyzing. You're just making random shit up. And thirdly, saying Surfer is clearly losing it isn't dismissing his points about PPP leaching of him, if that's true.

This site is for whatever I say it is, jabroni.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

I can't mentally picture PPP wearing anything else

PPP goes barefoot, so he can dox his toes whenever it strikes his fancy. Unlike that Coward Josh "Pizza Day" Moon, who has to wear socks out of shame.

 

[arabianights]

So PPP probably used Surfer for entertainment and view count and his potential schizophrenia which he presented as 'originality' and 'edgy takes' while at the same time accusing Metokur of killing Terry Davis?
Oh, the irony!

 

[Abominacione]

"YOU KEEP NULE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR WHORE MOUTHS..."

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I don't think they're gay but it does look a certain way when PPP is constantly zooming in on Surfer's crotch or ass crack and Surfer is constantly walking around in nothing but a towel.

I am pretty sure the camera stuff is just jokes to lean into the conspiracy. Same with all the talk of glistening BBC forests.

They both should stay committed to loving each other, just don't live together. Agree to disagree, but disagree to part.

 

[Edilg]

Surfers Theme:

Dirty Work

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupDirty Work · Steely DanCan't Buy A Thrill℗ 1972 Geffen RecordsReleased on: 1972-01-01Associated Performer, Vocal...

youtu.be

 

[instythot]

I think it was necessary for PPP to record it. If he just told us that Surfer called the police with no evidence then I think most people would find that hard to believe, or even claim PPP is lying / exaggerating. Surfer would likely have more sympathy from chat in this situation if he didn't run to the Feds to rat on his friend for a non-physical argument over gambling and shitty toilet seats.

Recording it for legal purposes is one thing. Putting it out online (especially when you have a quasi-following) is retarded.

Ashton knows exactly who his audience is. We're not gonna believe anything out of the ordinary without 4k drone footage

 

[JustStopDude]

PPP is a power bottom.

The makeup sex is going to be epic.

 

[Null]

I've had roommates and I've lived with my best friends in two different countries. If I said I loved them, I would not do it in such a way it feels like I'm mourning the ending of a romantic relationship. I get that vibe from what both Surfer and PPP said about each other.

I'm not trying to defame them or attack their character as saviors of white Christianity or whatever the fuck. I just get that vibe. I always have. It's just very unpopular to say because of their stated principles and that they are currently well liked.

PPP is very funny and he will still be funny if he's gay. I'm just saying, and I probably won't ever get a chance to say this again because people get super fucking defensive and protective over PPP.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

The makeup sex is going to be epic.

Ok. You shippers need your own fanfic thread.

 

[R00T]

It sounded like the Trailer Park Boys ending their livestreaming career right there.

Personally I think PPP is just a little hangry and this is the sort of thing that will blow over. PPP if you see this it might be time for a Pizza Day. I don't see Null getting mad when he streams like this.