Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Sammich]

If phantom orgaiztaion/monkey business posts more on this and other forums, somebody should really make a thread about all his pedo proclivities, allowing zoophilia pics on his discord and all that hiding behind irony shtick

It always boggles my mind that guy hasn't been shamed and ran off for being a self admitted pedophile furry.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

I don't think going back to smoking pot in the last few months did Surfer much good, he lost quite a shocking amount of weight in the time he was smoking which indicates a disconnection from handling the day to day necessities of self-care. That said PPP deciding to stream the call isn't what I would do if a friend was in obvious mental distress and felt a bit like getting his side in first. It's all really depressing.

 

[Disheveled Human]

And have 600 live concurrent viewers on your stream can contribute to delusions of grandeur.

You got a mentally impaired schtzo vs a entitled bi polar abuser who uses his size and perceived status and intellect to leech off the other.

Stop acting like the dude doesn't pay rent or something, being a lazy roomate is not the same as being a leech. Second off the way you passively choose to misinterpret what has happened while painting Surfer as the victim in this situation when the reality is both people are responsible for their own shitty behaviors which led them to this inevitable outcome. You come across as a person who was bullied relentlessly by the fat kid and hold that biased opinion when trying to analyze this stock standard drama that is so common most people reading could understand and relate to it through their own first hand experiences in life.

 

[Berb]

PPP dominated Surfer.

Cooking his food and wiping his poopy butt was womanly and beta enough, but calling the cops as soon as PPP pressed him to crush the beef with a fight is the ultimate bitch move. I think this will improve PPP's content however, because the novelty of the schizo surfer take wore thin months ago.

This all however could be complete kayfabe like the Godwinson beef.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Stop acting like the dude doesn't pay rent or something, being a lazy roomate is not the same as being a leech. Second off the way you passively choose to misinterpret what has happened while painting Surfer as the victim in this situation when the reality is both people are responsible for their own shitty behaviors which led them to this inevitable outcome. You come across as a person who was bullied relentlessly by the fat kid and hold that biased opinion when trying to analyze this stock standard drama that is so common most people reading could understand and relate to it through their own first hand experiences in life.

Be the first to throw the stone, if your roommate didn't ever threaten you with a knife.

 

[Dubious Dubu]

I don't think going back to smoking pot in the last few months did Surfer much good, he lost quite a shocking amount of weight in the time he was smoking which indicates a disconnection from handling the day to day necessities of self-care. That said PPP deciding to stream the call isn't what I would do if a friend was in obvious mental distress and felt a bit like getting his side in first. It's all really depressing.

I think it was necessary for PPP to record it. If he just told us that Surfer called the police with no evidence then I think most people would find that hard to believe, or even claim PPP is lying / exaggerating. Surfer would likely have more sympathy from chat in this situation if he didn't run to the Feds to rat on his friend for a non-physical argument over gambling and shitty toilet seats.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I think it was necessary for PPP to record it. If he just told us that Surfer called the police with no evidence then I think most people would find that hard to believe, or even claim PPP is lying / exaggerating. Surfer would likely have more sympathy from chat in this situation if he didn't run to the Feds to rat on his friend for a non-physical argument over gambling and shitty toilet seats.

Recording it for legal purposes is one thing. Putting it out online (especially when you have a quasi-following) is retarded.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I think this will improve PPP's content however

It could only ever be an improvement. Like people have already said, Surfer was fine in small doses, but him injecting himself more and more into PPP's more longform content just became grating. At least more recently. He added value but he definitely wasn't the star attraction. He was always the number 2 and would've done well to remember that. A shame he got too big for his britches.

 

[JewishCensorship]

I think it was necessary for PPP to record it. If he just told us that Surfer called the police with no evidence then I think most people would find that hard to believe, or even claim PPP is lying / exaggerating. Surfer would likely have more sympathy from chat in this situation if he didn't run to the Feds to rat on his friend for a non-physical argument over gambling and shitty toilet seats.

It was only non-physical because surfer tried to deescalate things. Ashton was more than willing to beat up his friend over bible bullshit and show drama for the fourth time. When someone is twice your size and threatening you, it's just cowardly bullying to me and I would take a bat to that person's kneecaps if things actually did get physical. The fight is already unfair so fuck it. Ashton is a tyrant using force to put some harmless dork with possible mental illness in his place. It's pathetic and the fact that people think it's normal at all to be so eager to dull out violence to your best friend is some white trash shit that should be put on blast. We aren't in high school, guys. Fights can go very wrong, very fast and it's not some joke.

 

[Disheveled Human]

It was only non-physical because surfer tried to deescalate things. Ashton was more than willing to beat up his friend over bible bullshit and show drama for the fourth time. When someone is twice your size and threatening you, it's just cowardly bullying to me and I would take a bat to that person's kneecaps if things actually did get physical. The fight is already unfair so fuck it. Ashton is a tyrant using force to put some harmless dork with possible mental illness in his place. It's pathetic and the fact that people think it's normal at all to be so eager to dull out violence to your best friend is some white trash shit that should be put on blast. We aren't in high school, guys. Fights can go very wrong, very fast and it's not some joke.

Who the fuck cares if people argue into a fucking fight. Yeah I guess if Surfer wanted to take the fight they would have fought it out but its not like PPP did beat him up when Surfer backed down. This whole concept of only black people are violent is fucking dumb if someone pisses you off to the point you want to agree to a fight who cares.

 

[JewishCensorship]

Who the fuck cares if people argue into a fucking fight. Yeah I guess if Surfer wanted to take the fight they would have fought it out but its not like PPP did beat him up when Surfer backed down. This whole concept of only black people are violent is fucking dumb if someone pisses you off to the point you want to agree to a fight who cares.

it's like you didn't even read my post. there is nothing honorable about fighting someone half your size and if you think getting so heated over an argument that you use violence is normal especially against your friends, you are a white nigger. Every fight I have been in which is too many to count on one hand had the threat of me getting beaten up. Someone who just uses violence to get their way when they know the other person can't stop them is a coward and a tyrant with anger issues.

 

[Disheveled Human]

it's like you didn't even read my post

Yeah you sound like someone who gets bullied by people twice your size, not because you are smaller but because you are an insufferable moral fag.

 

[JewishCensorship]

Yeah you sound like someone who gets bullied by people twice your size, not because you are smaller but because you are an insufferable moral fag.

nah, I bullied people like PPP in school. I had a fat friend and we made him run laps during recess LOL. I'd probably get expelled for that shit today. Fatties are disgusting and deserve to be spit on, not celebrated like they are some hero for every 5 lbs. they lose while still being morbidly obese. PPP has a micropenis from his obesity and it's actually pretty sad.

 

[Fools Idol]

It was only non-physical because surfer tried to deescalate things. Ashton was more than willing to beat up his friend over bible bullshit and show drama for the fourth time. When someone is twice your size and threatening you, it's just cowardly bullying to me and I would take a bat to that person's kneecaps if things actually did get physical. The fight is already unfair so fuck it. Ashton is a tyrant using force to put some harmless dork with possible mental illness in his place. It's pathetic and the fact that people think it's normal at all to be so eager to dull out violence to your best friend is some white trash shit that should be put on blast. We aren't in high school, guys. Fights can go very wrong, very fast and it's not some joke.

You people are talking about Surfer like he's some battered house wife. PPP is a big dude sure, but Surfer didn't seem that intimidated in that first video. I don't know what goes on in that house and nether do you so, saying shit like "It was only non-physical because surfer tried to deescalate things" is just fucking fanfiction at this point.

 

[JewishCensorship]

You people are talking about Surfer like he's some battered house wife. PPP is a big dude sure, but Surfer didn't seem that intimidated in that first video. I don't know what goes on in that house and nether do you so, saying shit like "It was only non-physical because surfer tried to deescalate things" is just fucking fanfiction at this point.

no, it's not. PPP challenged him to a fight on camera last night and Surfer responded by saying he loves him. PPP has bragged that he's won 3 fights against surfer. If you're 3-0 and the one challenging the person to a fight, it doesn't strike me as someone who is afraid they are going to get socked in the teeth.

 

[Sammich]

It could only ever be an improvement. Like people have already said, Surfer was fine in small doses, but him injecting himself more and more into PPP's more longform content just became grating. At least more recently. He added value but he definitely wasn't the star attraction. He was always the number 2 and would've done well to remember that. A shame he got too big for his britches.

Are you saying surfer should shut his whore mouth ?

 

[LemmeSee]

PPP's still fat enough it would only take one good shove.

 

[Mark Jokinen Bookstore]

If you're reading this Ashton I would honestly advise you not to continue living in the same household as Surfer anymore. If you can stay friends great, but living together I wouldn't advise. I truly believe he isn't mentally stable and is slipping further and further into a delusional state of mind. Whether that's schizophrenia or something else who knows but it's becoming more and more apparent the last few months, and his drinking seems to be spiraling out of control too. Between his obsession with morality and religious purism (even tho he lacks both) and his out of touch conspiracy's that get crazier and crazier every stream I think it will become a dangerous situation in the future. And him seeming to have a worship complex towards you while also at the same time holding some sort of jealous resentment against you just gives off scary vibes.

Some of the weirdest crimes I've read about happen in Canada, and I think some of that has to do with the long winters and lack of sunlight. Not to mention you guys are in full Covid hell lockdown now. All that weighs on the mind and to add all that together with the other things going on with RJ just seems like a recipe for disaster. I don't want to see a Cooking with Surfer: PPP Pork Roast edition one day. Just my two cents on the matter.

 

[Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL]

no, it's not. PPP challenged him to a fight on camera last night and Surfer responded by saying he loves him. PPP has bragged that he's won 3 fights against surfer. If you're 3-0 and the one challenging the person to a fight, it doesn't strike me as someone who is afraid they are going to get socked in the teeth.

You're coping buddy. You're not PPP. You're not Surfer. You don't live in that house and you don't know either of them personally. You're just displaying your autism and lack of social awareness buddy. Give your head a shake.

 

[JewishCensorship]

You're coping buddy. You're not PPP. You're not Surfer. You don't live in that house and you don't know either of them personally. You're just displaying your autism and lack of social awareness buddy. Give your head a shake.

These things are all documented and you are the one just coping and seething about it. PPP is this site's role model and it's fucking pathetic. Go read the start of the weight loss stuff and see how many fat, parasocial faggots post in here.