Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Its kind of wierd tough that all the litte chickens like Null, Teaclips and Ralph dosen't come and laugh at PPP and surfer being canadian whitetrash instead they see it as an opportunity to apply their own fanfiction. Also wierd that didn't bring this shit up before but i guess they were shaking in their boots at the tought of blowback.

Null with them being gay (something he has apperntly spent a lot of time thinking about)
Teaclips with that PPP is some how envious of Surfer.
Ralph (Lol he dosen't have coherent toughts just instincts like and animal)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope to god surfer calls in to the fucking killstream. Shit would be gold

Dare to dream, i say cohost. They can call it TWIG: This week in guntgrease.

 

[Martial Autist]

To me, regardless of who was in the "right" in the inciting confrontation, I think a friend should have some respect for the obvious feelings of distress that Surfer was displaying by the time that the police call was taking place. Actively gas-lighting during a 911 call is not going to produce a good outcome. When someone is that worked up I believe it is time to give them some space.

Anyone have any updates from Surfer's telegram or other social media? I'd really like to see what the competing claims about what happened all laid out.

 

[michael_bruh]

Honestly you could feel the tension between PPP and Surfer rise recently so I'm really not shocked that it came to a boiling point and it exploded.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

We need Jeremy Kylewinson to mediate this fight, live on air!

 

[Image Reactions]

Surfer calling himself the man of the house and PPP didn’t even say anything about that.

The gayest trad chads ever. It’s actually hilarious to watch these two fags argue.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

I think if you call the police the police should go to your house and kick your ass

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

To me, regardless of who was in the "right" in the inciting confrontation, I think a friend should have some respect for the obvious feelings of distress that Surfer was displaying by the time that the police call was taking place. Actively gas-lighting during a 911 call is not going to produce a good outcome. When someone is that worked up I believe it is time to give them some space.

Anyone have any updates from Surfer's telegram or other social media? I'd really like to see what the competing claims about what happened all laid out.

No updates on the telegram, you can find it by searching for Drunken Surfer on the app

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Surfer calling himself the man of the house and PPP didn’t even say anything about that.

Somewhat accurate and somewhat delusional. Surfer is the breadwinner and the homemaker at the same time, but he gets a lot of help from his mom.

 

[SandyCat]

its impossible to tell with them because the sarcasm and irony sometimes gets so dense that even they themselves do not know if they are joking or not.

I am assuming these guys are having a legitimate fall out

Seems too genuine

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

Surfer shutting down the stream was definitely the best part of that clip

 

[kampus_konservative]

what in the fuck? i just saw what happened. that whole thing was such a fuckin shit show. what are these fagots doing? the show has been great for the last few months. surfer is great. sometimes interrupts too much but together they make something good.

but this was fucked up... what in the fuck? shit got real and it just felt awful to watch. surfer was being annoying and then ppp was being a dick, they both were being assholes to eachother. then surfer calls the cop, so damn sad.

hearing ppp begging him to get off the phone, and surfer looking like a deranged weirdo, just made me cry. i felt so heartbroken seeing these two internet guys who are friends, descend into the most base form of mentally ill retardation and shamefulness. i felt tears falling on my face, as i watched this bizarre event unfold, knowing in my soul that i will never truly grasp the full nature of this sick and twisted moment.

it is often a horror to witness such moments, and know the darkness of this species. i had such a high love of these guys, and now all that is left are the dried tears of a lost memory, forgotten dreams of potential wasted. maybe someday the world will be made whole. until then we will only remember what could have been in this new era of internet culture, all that is left are the sour memories of a tragic conflict between deeply flawed, bizarre people

rip surfer
rip ppp

 

[Crystal Golem]

-PPP Stans coping and seething eternally
-PPP revealed as unemployed seat shitting invalid

 

[Guntburglar]

We need Jeremy Kylewinson to mediate this fight, live on air!
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Impartial referee

 

[kampus_konservative]

i have little doubt in my mind that ppp more than likely did behave aggressively off camera and threaten surfer. ppp tried to spin it like surfer was just behaving completely irrationally but idk im not buying it. not saying calling the cops was right, but i mean if what surfer said is true that he's ultimately taking care of ppp, then in a sense hes well within his right to kick him out. you can all laugh and call him a snitch faggot but at the end of the day, there is a such thing as adult life outside of this faggotry we're all talking about. if i was surfer and i was indeed carrying the weight of the responsibility, working full time, as he said, and ppp became aggressive or whatever, i might myself be inclined to flex and kick him out if ppp can't have the utter minimum of respect and just treats him like shit

 

[A Logging Company]

Something to contribute to the PPP is gay theory: One of the most memorable moments from when PPP was suppose to fight Ethan Ralph was him graphically describing how he was going to rape and sexually assault Ralph in the ring, how he was going to pin Ralph down, pull down his pants, and finger his butthole.

It was one of the funniest things I ever heard (which is why I remember it). But now it's making me do a double take.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

i have little doubt in my mind that ppp more than likely did behave aggressively off camera and threaten surfer. ppp tried to spin it like surfer was just behaving completely irrationally but idk im not buying it. not saying calling the cops was right, but i mean if what surfer said is true that he's ultimately taking care of ppp, then in a sense hes well within his right to kick him out. you can all laugh and call him a snitch faggot but at the end of the day, there is a such thing as adult life outside of this faggotry we're all talking about. if i was surfer and i was indeed carrying the weight of the responsibility, working full time, as he said, and ppp became aggressive or whatever, i might myself be inclined to flex and kick him out if ppp can't have the utter minimum of respect and just treats him like shit

It did seem like some hard gaslighting at Surfer while he talked to the cops, but surfer also was probably wrong about a few details as he was drunk.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Something to contribute to the PPP is gay theory: One of the most memorable moments from when PPP was suppose to fight Ethan Ralph was him graphically describing how he was going to rape and sexually assault Ralph in the ring, how he was going to pin Ralph down, pull down his pants, and finger his butthole.

It was one of the funniest things I ever heard (which is why I remember it). But now it's making me do a double take.

Buckbreaking isn't gay

 

[Crystal Golem]

i have little doubt in my mind that ppp more than likely did behave aggressively off camera and threaten surfer. ppp tried to spin it like surfer was just behaving completely irrationally but idk im not buying it. not saying calling the cops was right, but i mean if what surfer said is true that he's ultimately taking care of ppp, then in a sense hes well within his right to kick him out. you can all laugh and call him a snitch faggot but at the end of the day, there is a such thing as adult life outside of this faggotry we're all talking about. if i was surfer and i was indeed carrying the weight of the responsibility, working full time, as he said, and ppp became aggressive or whatever, i might myself be inclined to flex and kick him out if ppp can't have the utter minimum of respect and just treats him like shit

Anyone who would willingly sponge off a friend for years probably deserves to be interrupted by surfer every five seconds.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Something to contribute to the PPP is gay theory: One of the most memorable moments from when PPP was suppose to fight Ethan Ralph was him graphically describing how he was going to rape and sexually assault Ralph in the ring, how he was going to pin Ralph down, pull down his pants, and finger his butthole.

It was one of the funniest things I ever heard (which is why I remember it). But now it's making me do a double take.

Jamming your thumb in the other guy's butt is a wrestling move. Its not supposed to be sexual.

 

[instythot]

i have little doubt in my mind that ppp more than likely did behave aggressively off camera and threaten surfer. ppp tried to spin it like surfer was just behaving completely irrationally but idk im not buying it. not saying calling the cops was right, but i mean if what surfer said is true that he's ultimately taking care of ppp, then in a sense hes well within his right to kick him out. you can all laugh and call him a snitch faggot but at the end of the day, there is a such thing as adult life outside of this faggotry we're all talking about. if i was surfer and i was indeed carrying the weight of the responsibility, working full time, as he said, and ppp became aggressive or whatever, i might myself be inclined to flex and kick him out if ppp can't have the utter minimum of respect and just treats him like shit

Nah, we're just watching two dudes who have been getting on each other's nerves for about a year finally have the simmering conflict boil over. Surfer needed a vacation and a break from constant PPP. He probably resented that PPP could lean on family to take those from him once in a while because it's been sounding like Surfer has been alienating his family and other friends with his WN evangelism for probably a year or so