US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Presenting the Joint Chiefs of Staff:

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(Shamelessly stolen from: https://twitter.com/Irkutyanin1/status/1437936117056262147)

The bottom should be the pointing soyboys pointing at the nuclear button.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

A lot of hooplah over nothing. Those have in fact been a part of those ballots for years, and aren't visible till you open them. At which point, there are just easier ways to fraud the system.

What are those holes even for?

 

[CarlosDanger]

Question: How many people lie on exit polls?

A lot, that is why they are notoriously shit. This is why Democrats thought they had 2004 wrapped up, all the exit polls showed a big win for Kerry in Ohio, so when Bush actually won Ohio, they melted down since it was impossible due to the exit polling. Same thing happened in 2016 with the "great blue wall."

 

[GuntPunt]

Question: How many people lie on exit polls?

Exit polls are usually made to influence the result. They showed Gore winning FL and therefore the election to depress turnout in the Western US and in the Panhandle of Florida.

Exit polls also showed Trump losing in both 2016 and 2020 in landslides.

Exit polls are shit.

 

[Weppers]

What are those holes even for?

They stick all the envelopes on a big spindle and if the spindle pokes something they know the envelope wasn't empty.

 

[Gehenna]

What are those holes even for?

To check if someone has marked something down in the automated machines. Ostensibly to remove a chunk of votes they consistently get where someone mails in a completely blank ballot/missing ballot because they are high off their ass. While this could theoretically be used to fraud the system, the simple fact is that you'd need to check the software of the machine every time to make sure that it was checking yes or no for whatever the thing was and rejecting it, which is an added layer of easy failure. Much easier and less paper trail to handle the actual fraud by hand.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1437950303383457801

 

[JosephStalin]

What's your take on the holes in all the envelopes for the mail-in votes? If what we're hearing about every voter being accounted for already is true, then what's with punching out holes in the envelopes?

Saw holes in our envelopes. Just turned ballots so choice wasn't visible.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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What the actual fuck? Somebody please explain how giving money to the Taliban will hurt them? I do not understand.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I know this is a Joe Biden thread, but I currently do not have any jokes or memes to make about him.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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Any politician that says the words "Climate Change" should not be taken seriously afterwards.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Milley's actions are appalling. Not only did he consult with an enemy, he also acted without respect for civilian control of the military. President Trump may have been a lot of things, but a warmonger he was not.

Was thinking about something while cleaning the house.

Some talk here about Civil War 2.0. Some seem hot to see all sorts of bloodshed and disruption. I sure am NOT, and here's why.

America, like all other developed countries, including Russia, China, and Iran, survives as a nation thanks to a very extensive, very interdependent web of goods and services, all tied together by transport and communications of various types. We've already seen how little it takes to disrupt that fragile web. The web is fragile because various participants don't spend the money for some level of redundancy on their part.

Going to jump to farming here. Many, many people believe food comes from a store, and/or a farmer's market. They've only seen a farm on TV or online.

American farming produces prodigious outputs only because they have access to large-scale inputs. A farmer needs to buy nearly everything needed to grow crops/raise livestock, from seeds, to machinery, to chemicals, to fuel and energy, you name it. If they can't get the inputs, or enough of the inputs, those outputs aren't going to show up, much less leave the farm to be sold. These inputs can come from all over.

American farmers, as a whole, don't grow the food needed for a balanced diet, even for themselves. American farmers are specialists, overall. They may grow grain, or raise animals, or grow other sorts of crops. They may have gardens but in most areas don't grow things like citrus fruits, or certain vegetables, or all the little delicacies that enhance an otherwise monotonous diet. Farmers often buy the things they could raise on the side.

We live or die as a country based on our farmers. Only idiots would want to disrupt the web for long.

Nor, as previously stated, do I see large-scale strife. Could see some small-scale actions and some domestic terrorism. Am FAR more concerned about cyberwarfare. Not all the smart people work for government/'Big Tech".

We, sadly, are now a nation that runs scared, ever since 9-11. Yet those who think they are in charge believe they can keep goading the people forever, without any proportional reaction. Today's recall election in CA is one example of unhappy people still trusting change can come through the ballot box. You are seeing governors right and left defying the Biden regime's oppressive ukases. This will only grow, can see much more and more widespread civil disobedience, and more and more often with either nothing being done by law enforcement or with law enforcement's active cooperation.

Believe one of the first casualties of a civil war is the death of trust, faith, and confidence in government, law enforcement, the judiciary, and the media at ANY level. Certainly happening now, been that way for a while. And now those who think they are in charge are doing their best to destroy people's faith in the military, one of the last institutions that has, until very recently, enjoyed most people's trust. It would seem a better strategy to do everything possible to gain people's support in every way. Guess "they" believe they can handle the pushback. But what happens when the pushback kicks them right square in the nuts with steel-toed boots? What would "they" do if their Washington-based command and control systems are knocked offline by cyberwarfare? What if one or more of the various "A's" is rendered insensible electronically? Or the Federal Reserve goes down? Or some ICBMs in silos self-destruct? Can think of many things. It is foolish to put ANYTHING past Americans. Look at Timothy McVeigh, the "unabomber", George Metesky, the "mad bomber", those who bombed the Haymarket, etc. There's a tradition that goes way back, if you will.

Governments run off the consent of the governed. More and more people are withdrawing their consent to be governed by "them".

I don't advocate violence. I would likely not live long during an all-out civil war, for various reasons. Am more concerned about kids and grandkids.

What to do, Uncle Joe? First, get your news and information from a variety of sources. "They" control the mainstream media and count on you to unquestioningly accept whatever bullshit they feed you. Vote for people who reflect good values. Run for office yourself if you can keep your integrity once in office. Civil disobedience, or just ignoring certain laws, could be an option. Keep speaking truth to "power" - they are FAR more afraid of you than you are of them. Remember 1/6, when those who fancied themselves masters of the people hid like a bunch of total cucks when the people came calling. "They" got the shock of their lives. "They" don't see Antifa/BLM as a threat at all, but they are scared shitless of the American people. Well, if I worked my hardest to fuck over the American people at every turn, believe I might also be concerned about what the American people might do.



On a side note, read Nicki Minaj's tweets savaging Joy Reid. Most impressive, need to see many more like that from others.

LIke they said it can always get worst but again.

"at least they don't send mean tweets".

Here timmy video

The idea that all of our "leadership" is full of moviebobs (that just don't say the quiet part out loud) who fantasize about razing the countryside because they don't swear fealty to the democratic party, is gut wrenching. But it wouldn't surprise me if they do talk about that kind of shit in the quiet backrooms of the capital.

In reality I think your Milleys and your Pelosis are more concerned about keeping their lofty positions and expensive mansions, then they are seeing to the betterment (or security) of the country. I'm willing to bet they would sacrifice sports stadiums full of white children to satan himself if it meant keeping their cushy positions.

Hell at this point I'm convinced that if the Chinese decided that "IT TIME TWOO KWILL AWL W-OUND EYE!!!" and started invading that you would see both Milley and Pelosi (along with the rest of our government) front and center to roll out the red carpet, hang up banners, and strike up strike up a orchestra for their arrival. Its why when I see journos calling them heroes that heroically helped out our enemies to stand against ORANGE MAN it really gets my dander up. These people will sell you/all of us out if it becomes convenient to them and yet people are lining up to deepthroat them heels. (And yes I am indeed implying Milley wears womens clothing).

 

[Corn Flakes]

What the actual fuck? Somebody please explain how giving money to the Taliban will hurt them? I do not understand.

Because the Biden Administration is doing it, therefore it must be a Good Thing™.

Had it been the Trump Administration doing it, it would be grounds for another impeachment.

You know, the usual double-standard.

 

[deeplyhigh]

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I believe that is known as bribery in most circles. And anyone in a desert is very fucked if muh climate change is real, so what is sending them millions going to do? Were the billions in weaponry not enough of a donation? Don’t answer, I know…it is never enough for the Dems who must cannibalize every last dollar from the American people if it is the last thing they do.

 

[Puff]

He finally realized. Thank fucking God. Now, if he could see through Graham and the rest of those dipshits.

There's no way he trusts Graham. There's no way Graham was trusted much, if any, after the beginning of the administration. There are stupid games that you have to play in politics.

 

[Standardized Profile]

What the actual fuck? Somebody please explain how giving money to the Taliban will hurt them? I do not understand.

Giving them money is the default position. He's threatening to withhold it.

 

[Puff]

Nah, it'll be 'close'. If they go too far with it, it will -piss off- the Progs in Cali who hate Newsom. The last thing they want is a second, smaller, civil war in their stronghold.

Because they've shown subtlety and organization in the last steal attempt...
I think they'll overshoot it unless they completely rely on late mail ins.
To me it looks like all but the most entrenched machines steal without much central oversight

 

[Delta Integrale]

You know when Newsom survives, they'll start haw-hawing and circlejerking about how "Our Democracy defeated bad-faith right-wing extremists!"

Bookmark this post. I am consistently right in predicting these assmunchers' headlines and talking points.

They were already doing that on the DNC pamphlets that were sent out to their membership over the past couple of weeks. "Protect out democracy from the Trump-supporting terrorists" and what not.

Except we see the inverse of that with every other election, even in 2020. The most the Blue parts of California can get is mask mandates. Vaccination mandates haven't been enacted by Newsom and probably won't be obeyed anyways.

I suspect the only reason mandates weren't issued was because Newsom didn't want to piss people off right before the recall election but given that it seems he's like going to win by a decent margin and the fact that Biden has come out and said the vaccines are to be mandated for any employer with more than 100 employees, Newsom is likely going to announce his own mandate and cite the federal one as the reason.

I should also note that Newsom previously announced a verification system for employers in the state to check if their employees were actually vaccinated. He made it optional previously. Might not be optional soon.

 

[Gehenna]

Because they've shown subtlety and organization in the last steal attempt...
I think they'll overshoot it unless they completely rely on late mail ins.
To me it looks like all but the most entrenched machines steal without much central oversight

A big cause of them overshooting it in 2020 was that they managed to absolutely fuck up the normal stability their on-the-ground troops give them. Normally, the people actually doing the steal 'Trust the Plan" (by the way, the way I knew that line was controlled opposition was because it's -exactly- what the left does) and only do their part of it, to the extent told to them. What happened in 2020 was that they were driven into such a frothing terror of the Orange Man that the plan broke down and when it looked like Trump might win they went into overdrive.


Elder has not been propped up to any near such a degree.

 

[The Last Stand]

..if true, then that means it wasn't just General White Rage that did this. it was also the highest echelons of the DNC (the really scary question is who else other than Pelosi knew about this and said jack shit?!?!?

Ironically, they are the embodiment of "White rage" they love to preach about. How mad do you have to be with your own President to completely change the rules just to screw him over? Everything about this development is just wicked asinine. You don't sink your own ship to kill the captain.