Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Thomas Highway]

Probably, but it'd be more of a cult thing.
Some of us have followed him since stream.me

Fair enough, but why?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Here come the tears.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

THE TEARS ARE FLOWING!!!!!!!!!

 

[Angry Shoes]

Surfer just said PPP doesn't have a job.

It must really make Surfer pissed that PPP has a staunch anti-grift stance while he has no job, sleeps on the couch, and mooches off him constantly.

 

[Crystal Golem]

"Tell em I paid rent gaydu- I mean surfer. Tell em surfer"

Now Ralph is stream sniping PPP as we find out every sordid detail of his fat life its like a Bizarro world version of last year.

 

[Perspicacity]

@Perspicacity I've been waiting for your take on this. Anything on your mind you willing to share?

Dude.... this is just too fucking surreal. I consider PPP a friend and I'm certainly friendly with Surfer. I'm just gonna shut my whore mouth and stay out of this.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Surfer just said PPP doesn't have a job.
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I know Surfer talks about his job often but I can't really recall PPP doing so but that could be because PPP is more careful than surfer. Also how is PPP keeping up his gambling addiction if he doesn't have a job?

 

[n0mad]

Fair enough, but why?

His energy, his marathon streams.
It's also been fun to watch him evolve, in his early stuff he was in essence a political and religious figure in opposition to Jordan Peterson. Before he took on the gunt he used to do parodies of bloodsports figures and cover them in his stream snipes, fun critiques.
With that said, sufer has more insight on film and sometimes gets too into his own narrative.
It's a fine line he "walks.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Yeah as i suspected, the respect was just not there anymore. Slowly grinded down over the years. This friendship is dead.
Surfer's airing out dirty laundry and PPP is doing it now too. There's probably no coming back from this.

*new lore*

PPP used to be a security guard and issued tickets. Apparently calls the cops a lot.

 

[Guntburglar]

Also how is PPP keeping up his gambling addiction if he doesn't have a job?

JUSTOBUX

 

[Thomas Highway]

His energy, his marathon streams.
It's also been fun to watch him evolve, in his early stuff he was in essence a political and religious figure in opposition to Jordan Peterson. Before he took on the gunt he used to do parodies of bloodsports figures and cover them in his stream snipes, fun critiques.
With that said, sufer has more insight on film and sometimes gets too into his own narrative.
It's a fine line he "walks.

I still don't get it, but I genuinely appreciate you taking the time to answer.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP WAS A JANNY SECURITY GUARD! THESE RELEVATIONS!!!

 

[vulg]

PPP is confirmed NEET

PPP burnt his bridge with Godwinson

PPP shits on the toilet seat and makes bitch Surfer clean it

PPP gets felted by brown man

 

[Angry Shoes]

The Virgin PPP vs The Chad Brownman

 

[FujiWuji]

New lore. Godwinson is gone because PPP burned the bridge with a respect-based sperg out.

 

[n0mad]

Come on PPP show your NEET Samurai warrior face, rise the fuck up.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP punched him 10 times in the back of the head, while surfer begged for him to stop, almost assuredly crying. SURFER FELTED

 

[Jason Blaha's Hat]

Surfer seriously couldn’t handle the redpill. The tradlarp has consumed him, and now he’s completely incapable of having relationships due to his nazi autism.

 

[Disheveled Human]

At least this week got exciting otherwise it was gonna be a boring week. Glad KINO happened.

 

[Lunky]

Honestly this is fucking rough. feels bad for both of them. Surfer seems like a good guy but I’d imagine he’s super hard to be around for any extended period of time. The distance will probably help but I think Ashton is too fixated on his reputation Rn to really let this (and all of the new lore drops) go. I hope one of you cunts are archiving this cause the stream keeps buffering every 3 seconds, can’t really do it on my end. Best of luck to surfer tho, you’ll make it big man :^)