US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

My kids' needs came first. Kids of disabled CA vets get free college (community college, California State University, University of California) tuition. Had kids attend/graduate from all three types of schools. Oh, well, I'll get some extra plays on tomorrow night's Powerball - $432 million. Then back home to TX. Have lived in CA many years but have never claimed it as home. You can see why.

I had to leave the coast once my kids were grown.

I just... sold everything, piled the family into the car, crossed our fingers, and drove.

Truck threw a tie-rod in the Mid-West, here we are. Three years later doing better than we had in over a decade on the Coast.

 

[Puff]

If Milley had any honor, he'd take his pistol and gargle it like he gargles Pelosi's balls.

They used to shoot motherfuckers for shit like that.

Remember how I said his awards showed he was a fucking chickenshit? And people were all "Oh, but he has a Ranger and SF tab" and I told you it didn't mean shit?

Yeah.

So not only is he a fucking coward, he's a fucking traitor too.

Back under Clinton they completely overhauled the nuke and chem shit. (We talked about how ChemCorps went from hard motherfuckers to retarded faggots) I wonder just how bad the rot is in that section now.

Not in Chem Corps itself, but in the guys holding the keys on the nukes, since they're all Air Force faggots now.

I was under the impression nukes were always Air Force and strategic nukes were a major reason for its founding

My kids' needs came first.

I think you might want to reconsider that. I cannot see any benefit of going to college in Cali once the downsides are weighed in, even for free, and very few benefits nationwide except in very particular circumstances.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I was under the impression nukes were always Air Force and strategic nukes were a major reason for its founding

Not... exactly.

The big ICBM's (most of them) and the plane loaded ones are Air Force, the Navy has theirs, the Army has a few silos and a lot of tac-nukes.

I just wonder how pozzed the whole thing is now, how cut down everything is, and if they're still using the PRP for troops or not.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I was under the impression nukes were always Air Force and strategic nukes were a major reason for its founding

The Army had a lot of tactical nukes in the Cold War years. Pershings and GLCMs were the backbone of the Army's nuclear force (and caused a LOT of yuroseethe when they were deployed) but they were all decommissioned in the years of the peace dividend.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I'd say the 'pure' neocon faction which would include odious creatures such as Bill Kristol and Max Boot. They never really liked 'conservativism' and privately held Moviebob-tier views towards the GOP base but as long as the foreign interventionism kept coming in they were going to continue to vote Red.

Max and Bill are both kikes. It's not a coincidence the forever crowd are jews

 

[The Last Stand]

I had to leave the coast once my kids were grown.

I just... sold everything, piled the family into the car, crossed our fingers, and drove.

Truck threw a tie-rod in the Mid-West, here we are. Three years later doing better than we had in over a decade on the Coast.

It's that simple? Just drive and hope for the best?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Well lads, The Man pwns the blacks again.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Or the earthquake separates it from America, drifts out to sea, and eventually becomes a prison island.

Rikers Island 2: Inmates Paradise

 

[MrJokerRager]

Larry Elder is on RSBN.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

My kids' needs came first. Kids of disabled CA vets get free college (community college, California State University, University of California) tuition. Had kids attend/graduate from all three types of schools. Oh, well, I'll get some extra plays on tomorrow night's Powerball - $432 million. Then back home to TX. Have lived in CA many years but have never claimed it as home. You can see why.

Why expose your kids to Marxist brainwashing cause it's free? Reeks of boomerism to be honest fam.

As someone who is eligible for a similar program I'd rather send my kids to prison than have some nigger bitch teach them to hate me and the flag.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

I'm going to inherit property in California anyway so fuck giving up my birthright while also giving the state the privilege of a nice chunk of property taxes.

I'd rather stay here and make things difficult, plus the grey market weed is cheap as hell and Tahoe is only 3 hours away.

EDIT: Also from my family's experiences with people we know most California moves tend to be one way, and you can never, ever afford buying your back in as a property owner.

 

[JosephStalin]

I was under the impression nukes were always Air Force and strategic nukes were a major reason for its founding

I think you might want to reconsider that. I cannot see any benefit of going to college in Cali once the downsides are weighed in, even for free, and very few benefits nationwide except in very particular circumstances.

Nothing to reconsider. Kids have all graduated, have their own families. What the hell, will get some extra plays on tomorrow night's Powerball. One way or another, back to Texas.

No, nukes are held by the AF and the Navy. AF has ICBMs and bombs. Navy has SLBMs and likely some bombs. Army has had certain nukes at different times. AF split from the Army in 1947, wanted to be a separate service.


Hey, both the Powerball and Mega Millions are now over $400 million.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I'm going to inherit property in California anyway so fuck giving up my birthright while also giving the state the privilege of a nice chunk of property taxes.

I'd rather stay here and make things difficult, plus the grey market weed is cheap as hell and Tahoe is only 3 hours away.

EDIT: Also from my family's experiences with people we know most California moves tend to be one way, and you can never, ever afford buying your back in as a property owner.

God speed. If all else fails you're always a Ryder truck and a dream from sticking it in their eye....in Club Penguin

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

It's that simple? Just drive and hope for the best?

2 dogs, a cat, a rabbit, wife, 3 adult kids, 2 grandchildren.

Get in the cars and drive. Just keep going till a tire falls off.

 

[The Last Stand]

2 dogs, a cat, a rabbit, wife, 3 adult kids, 2 grandchildren.

Get in the cars and drive. Just keep going till a tire falls off.

How did you find a house? Just look for for sale signs and say sold?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

How did you find a house? Just look for for sale signs and say sold?

If they are from California, they might just find a house for sale and just squat...that is what cali's do right? I can't fathom anyway else to survive there.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

This does not reflect too well on Virginia's governor's race. A closer race would bolster Republican turnout; we may get a streak of defeatist impulses that made 2021 Georgia happen.

In any case, it was good the recall got this far. Incremental victories are worthwhile if you learn the right lessons from them. Perhaps a dissection from a better political mind than myself is in order.

 

[CarlosDanger]

So gents, what do we predict for the future of California? Where does it go from here?

Straight into the shitter where it has been going for decades. I do feel bad for the Californians that aren't complete retards but the state doesn't give a fuck about them, the state will continue to go more and more batshit insane, cost of living will continue to skyrocket, housing will get even more ridiculous, the state will continue to burn every summer because of government incompetence and people will continue to bitch about it, but won't do anything because they have been told to vote Democrat and they will continue to do what they are told. I know leftists will cheer this victory but the fact that California lost a representative because people are fleeing the shit hole says all that needs to be said. I don't know why people think you are going to flip California or Virginia red, those states are lost causes, we need to focus on flipping back New Mexico, Nevada, as well as continue to turn Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin red.

 

[MrJokerRager]

A couple of questions is where is the turnout for Elder ffs. 6 million showed up twice for Trump and only about a third were half assed to get rid of Newsom. Do they really need Trump to endorse everything.

The CA GOP cucked hard and didn't fully fall behind Elder and some think that Elder was like a GOP response to Obama. When Elder came in late because otherwise, the GOP was serious on their pick of Caitlyn Jenner. Elder himself should abandon the tactic of pointing out Democrat double standards, 2016 and 2020 has shown it to be a meaningless strategy.

 

[Getting tard comed]

As already mentioned in the Happenong thread for this, Elder had no real shot of winning. Californians are chucked beyond measure and don't want to be seen as racist or Trump supporters. This election was framed in such a way that if you voted for Elder you were a racist and a Trump supporter.

How are you racist when you vote for a black man? I forgot to mention Californians are retarded. So don't feel bad for them,no sympathy is necessary. They have literally voted for the grave they will continue to be lowered in to. Enjoy the ride.