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[Prince Vegeta]

A woman. I never thought a woman would be the downfall of the Tranch. I've read the last few pages and I'm already tired of Kindness and her huge post barrage of nonsense. This better escalate quickly.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

If these updates are too frequent or getting annoying, let me know.

Kindness tells the kids that she's the next Captain America and is joining the tranch to form The Avengers. Today's audience participation question: If Kindness is Captain America, which members of The Avengers are the other members of the tranch? Winner gets a free picture of Kindness' asshole.
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Sure, I'll play.

• Penny is Iron Man. He's the leader of the tranch, and he's narcissistic enough to always be front and center for all of the tranch's interviews.
• Bonnie's Thor. While he's much uglier than the real thing, he's got the egomania and obsession with weapons down pat.
• Kevin Gibes is The Hulk, for obvious reasons.
• Sky is Spiderman. While I get teenage boy vibes off of all our trancheros, Sky's are probably the strongest.
• Jen is Hawkeye, because nobody gives a shit about him.

I won't be needing the reward. Send it along to Bonnie for me, because there's a 50/50 chance their "relationship" will be over before the photo makes it through the mail.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I just had a vision of the future where Bonnie soft dumps her and she tries to sneak on to the ranch in the dead of night.

 

[Banana Hammock]

I just had a vision of the future where Bonnie soft dumps her and she tries to sneak on to the ranch in the dead of night.

Turns out Earl was a trans man this entire time. That sneaky son of a bitch. Well, he won't be a problem anymore.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I find it interesting that the resignation note is a lot more coherent than her tweets. It's almost normal, not mention of the alleged abuse, but just stating that she can't hack it anymore. People have ghosted with worse excuses and ruder letters.

If this is how she talks and acts around the parents, I can understand how she got hired and how she is still employed. She can turn the crazy off and on to a certain extent. What do the psych-kiwis think of that?

 

[dappouROCK]

This is thread is moving a little too fast for me to properly understand the details of this past event since I haven't been keeping up, but I must know something. Is this "Kindness" person actually a woman or what? Not to sound insulting if she is, but that croaky voice and large forehead make me think of trannies. Honestly, I'm a little lost. Forgive me.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

This is thread is moving a little too fast for me to properly understand the details of this past event since I haven't been keeping up, but I must know something. Is this "Kindness" person actually a woman or what? Not to sound insulting if she is, but that croaky voice and large forehead make me think of trannies. Honestly, I'm a little lost. Forgive me.

She's a born woman but she's half assing a FtM transition so she is a troon.

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

This is thread is moving a little too fast for me to properly understand the details of this past event since I haven't been keeping up, but I must know something. Is this "Kindness" person actually a woman or what? Not to sound insulting if she is, but that croaky voice and large forehead make me think of trannies. Honestly, I'm a little lost. Forgive me.

Kindness is a woman but she's on T I believe. I'm sure her entire shtick can only go on a major downhill slide once that testosterone aggression / sex drive really kicks in. Exciting times for the Tranch ahead

EDIT: @RembrandtCourage beat me to it

 

[Banana Hammock]

I find it interesting that the resignation note is a lot more coherent than her tweets. It's almost normal, not mention of the alleged abuse, but just stating that she can't hack it anymore. People have ghosted with worse excuses and ruder letters.

If this is how she talks and acts around the parents, I can understand how she got hired and how she is still employed. She can turn the crazy off and on to a certain extent. What do the psych-kiwis think of that?

Obviously one of her headmates was fronting when she wrote it.

This is thread is moving a little too fast for me to properly understand the details of this past event since I haven't been keeping up, but I must know something. Is this "Kindness" person actually a woman or what? Not to sound insulting if she is, but that croaky voice and large forehead make me think of trannies. Honestly, I'm a little lost. Forgive me.

She's a trans man (biological woman), I think?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

This is thread is moving a little too fast for me to properly understand the details of this past event since I haven't been keeping up, but I must know something. Is this "Kindness" person actually a woman or what? Not to sound insulting if she is, but that croaky voice and large forehead make me think of trannies. Honestly, I'm a little lost. Forgive me.

As others said, she's a natal woman. There are older pictures in which she looks fairly normal (she was probably still insane though). She just has a bit of an unattractive horse face, which is not her fault of course. But she declined incredibly fast in the last few years.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

This is thread is moving a little too fast for me to properly understand the details of this past event since I haven't been keeping up, but I must know something. Is this "Kindness" person actually a woman or what? Not to sound insulting if she is, but that croaky voice and large forehead make me think of trannies. Honestly, I'm a little lost. Forgive me.

She is a ciswoman but identifies as a nonbinary gender fluid plural system who's primary alter is a transman.


Kindness sperg'd about her resignation. Another strange thing about Kindness that you may have noticed, is that her videos are frequently 2:19 or 2:20. Why? Dunno.

Bonnie and Kindness spent the night playing pedophile dress-up games aka going into "little space."

 

[Banana Hammock]

Kindness sperg'd about her resignation. Another strange thing about Kindness that you may have noticed, is that her videos are frequently 2:19 or 2:20. Why? Dunno.

Just checked, and Twitter videos apparently have a 140 second limit.

 

[dappouROCK]

Thank you all for clearing that up, I was having a hard time parsing if this was a TIM, a TIF, or a woman who smoked too many cigarettes.

ETA:
I noticed everyone on the Farms was using "she" and "her", so I had enough faith to believe it was a woman of some kind, but you can never be sure when there are some users that will actually use someone's preferred pronouns-- Pronouns that are typically found in the bio.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

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Thank you all for clearing that up, I was having a hard time parsing if this was a TIM, a TIF, or a woman who smoked too many cigarettes.

Sadly, when they sound like that, they never look like Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

 

[Kiislova]

She is a ciswoman but identifies as a nonbinary gender fluid plural system who's primary alter is a transman.


Kindness sperg'd about her resignation. Another strange thing about Kindness that you may have noticed, is that her videos are frequently 2:19 or 2:20. Why? Dunno.
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Bonnie and Kindness spent the night playing pedophile dress-up games aka going into "little space."

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A diaperfag.
Kevkev will be proud.

 

[Trianon]

The video of her talking to the kids sent a chill down my spine. I'm glad she won't be there to brainwash them anymore.

She says in the same tweet/video that the husband cried over her leaving and that the wife was "jealous." She definitely felt some type of way about him, even if it's just displacing all her entanglement issues onto someone she perceives as being different from the wife. The opposite of a bad mom is a good dad, and dammit, they will be made to fit those roles.

I'm wondering if they don't have some two-week notice clause. I don't doubt that it would be a sucky situation where someone takes for granted that you'll always be on their schedule, but if that was part of the contract to begin with, I'd imagine they'd have some kind of safety net about giving sufficient notice so they could plan around it. None of this makes sense.

 

[Meriasek]

"I'm sorry I'm leaving, kids, but going to be a real life Captain America! Isn't that cool? I'm literally going to fight real life Nazis!!!"

Kids see the news two months later: "Woman Goes On Mass Killing Spree on Colorado Ranch, Shoots Partner and Partner's Partner, Partner's Financial Partner, and Financial Partner's Partners, and Random Unidentifiable Persons"

"Woman goes on killing spree on Colorado ranch, kills several men. Police will not rule out revenge for continued sexual assualt as motive."

 

[FreeCandyVan]

I'm wondering if they don't have some two-week notice clause. I don't doubt that it would be a sucky situation where someone takes for granted that you'll always be on their schedule, but if that was part of the contract to begin with, I'd imagine they'd have some kind of safety net about giving sufficient notice so they could plan around it. None of this makes sense.

It doesn't really work that way in America. The worst that could happen to her is the family not giving her a job reference, and she already said she gives no fucks about that

 

[S.C.U.D.]

What if Earl was one of Kindness' alters all along? We have to warn Bonnie, he's walking right into a trap!

 

[Barbarus]

Looks the spitting of Eden the piss soaked tranny.