US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Raoul_Duke]

God damn it. Just fuck. Just fuck. This whole thing's confirmed it for me: I need to get the absolute fucking hell out of this state. I need to get somewhere, anywhere more civilized than here. Hell, Italy shouldn't be so bad, it should feel just like home with the weather, right?

Just fuck. I know it was pointless to hope for anything else, but Christ, I'm done with this state. I want out, I'm sick of it, I want to be away from it all, and I want to leave a match to burn the whole damn state out as I do. To hell with this rotten thing, to hell with the festering, bloated corpse as it sits in the sun, the guts attracting so many flies. AND TO HELL WITH AMERICA!

 

[NevskyProspekt]

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God damn it. Just fuck. Just fuck. This whole thing's confirmed it for me: I need to get the absolute fucking hell out of this state. I need to get somewhere, anywhere more civilized than here. Hell, Italy shouldn't be so bad, it should feel just like home with the weather, right?

Just fuck. I know it was pointless to hope for anything else, but Christ, I'm done with this state. I want out, I'm sick of it, I want to be away from it all, and I want to leave a match to burn the whole damn state out as I do. To hell with this rotten thing, to hell with the festering, bloated corpse as it sits in the sun, the guts attracting so many flies.

Already with you. Currently waiting on my Russian student visa for my master's program. I hadn't planned on returning to school prior to the coof pandemic but it's the only way for me to return to Saint Petersburg and GTFO of the U.S. The country I left in 2019 was practically unrecognizable upon my ignoble, covid-stained return the next year. Been regretting my decision to come back to the states ever since and have been clawing my way back out. Russia's not perfect but it sure as shit isn't woke or globohomo, and that's why it's so utterly despised by a lot of leftists in the U.S. while China gets a free pass and a pat on the back.

Edit: Wouldn't say to hell with America though. It sucks watching the U.S. shit the bed so hard.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

China owes a lot of American debt, don't they? Can they call that in if their shit collapses?

We can counter call both China’s current and old debt (they pretend they don’t owe us) to the US and come out of it about $500 million or more in the black. That would be hilarious and a power move only Trump would make.

 

[AnotherPleb]

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God damn it. Just fuck. Just fuck. This whole thing's confirmed it for me: I need to get the absolute fucking hell out of this state. I need to get somewhere, anywhere more civilized than here. Hell, Italy shouldn't be so bad, it should feel just like home with the weather, right?

Just fuck. I know it was pointless to hope for anything else, but Christ, I'm done with this state. I want out, I'm sick of it, I want to be away from it all, and I want to leave a match to burn the whole damn state out as I do. To hell with this rotten thing, to hell with the festering, bloated corpse as it sits in the sun, the guts attracting so many flies.

Hey man I feel for you, maybe middle America should give you a-

AND TO HELL WITH AMERICA!

Never mind, you deserve California.

 

[LaxerBRO]

So gents, what do we predict for the future of California? Where does it go from here?

Probably a vaccine mandate statewide to punish the Republicans.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

Hey man I feel for you, maybe middle America should give you a-

Never mind, you deserve California.

I do love America. I love the idea of a shining republic that shines upon a hill and acts as a guiding light to the world. I love the tales of Johnny Appleseed leaving apple trees across the US east of the Mississippi. I love the sight of the Capitol building in white, a temple to the ideas of the Founding Fathers.

But the past few years have shown those sweet ideas, those wonderful things, have been torn apart and thrown down. They are no more than relics of another era, another epoch. I hate what America has become, and am sorrowful for what was that turned into what is. But I do love a certain kind of America, I suppose. Maybe it can be found in Middle America, one that still may remain for another few years. But after a few years, what then? It won't last.

I wish only to return America to that idea, to at least get close enough to brush against it. I do love America, but I hate what it has become.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Imagine running to Europe instead of staying and putting bugmen to the cross.

Imagine missing TFW you get to say "This is just like if Slytherin won in Harry Potter" before shooting some bugman in the back of the head and kicking him into a ditch.


This post is satire.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Possible autism ahead: I collected state flags (modern and historic) of places I've lived: California, Oregon, etc. Since all of these States are pozzed with the globalhomo, I had enough and just gave all my flags into a Goodwill donation bin. The only flag I kept is a single American flag. I still have hope for the rest of the country and I'm hanging onto this one as a symbol. I pray that I'll never feel the need to give it away...

 

[God of Nothing]

Imagine running to Europe instead of staying and putting bugmen to the cross.

Imagine missing TFW you get to say "This is just like if Slytherin won in Harry Potter" before shooting some bugman in the back of the head and kicking him into a ditch.


This post is satire.

bugman's last confusing thoughts about what the round-eye said are something i wouldn't wish on anyone

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I do love America. I love the idea of a shining republic, that shines upon a hill and acts as a guiding light to the world. I love the tales of Johnny Appleseed leaving apple trees across the US east of the Mississippi. I love the sight of the Capitol building in white, a temple to the ideas of the Founding Fathers.

But the past few years have shown those sweet ideas, those wonderful things, have been torn apart and thrown down. They are no more than relics of another era, another epoch. I hate what America has become, and am sorrowful for what was that turned into what is. But I do love a certain kind of America, I suppose. Maybe it can be found in Middle America, one that still may remain for another few years. But after a few years, what then? It won't last.

I wish only to return America to that idea, to at least get close enough to brush against it. I do love America, but I hate what it has become.

In service of 'read another book', I'm reminded of The Forever War by Joe Haldeman. He wrote it as a response to his experiences in Vietnam and how much America had changed once he'd gotten back. In it, the main character leaves Earth to fight aliens in the late 20th century, and because of extreme time dilation returns to an Earth where English is barely remembered and everyone is brown and state-enforced homosex is a thing, and things just keep accelerating with every tour. Now imagine leaving for Afghanistan in 2002, in the wake of a furious but united and fiercely patriotic country and returning 18 years later (yes I know there is almost no case where a soldier would have spent 18 continuous years overseas with no idea of what things were like stateside but bear with me here) with a Taliban victory and the heartbreakingly pathetic mess that America has turned into.

 

[derpherp2]

As always Californians are fucking retarded and didn't notice that the point wasn't DvR it's that Newsom is a dumbass giving gibs to single parents with the stimulus bill, the utter stupidity that is water fines for arbitrary gallons of water, and then the thing with the homeless.

But, I guess they want this place to be a welfare state, highest GDP GUISE.

 

[Trianon]

Exit polls were showing White and Latino voters are getting real close.

From here:
"In 2018 he got 64% Latino support with Latinos making up 19% of electorate, according to exits."

The Milley situation is almost too much for me to comprehend, knowing that so much is likely to go unpunished. But the reason Trump and others are hedging just slightly is because the book doesn't come out until next week, and this is just a "description" of the book leaked to the press (which happened for all of Woodward's other books on Trump), and Woodward can exaggerate or the news reports can exaggerate. But we have confirmation that this happened from a Fox News journo. The Pentagon is not denying it; they're spinning it.

I believe at whatever time he gave interviews, Milley was deep in the Kool-Aid and thought this would make him a hero. Guy is desperate to feel important, which is why he is constantly reading books about race theory and historical parallels so he can feel like a good Resistance leader. He comes off as a fucking paranoid lunatic. And his Russian history sucks.

 

[Cantercoin]

How many fucking Californians are on this ship in this thread?

 

[Raoul_Duke]

How many fucking Californians are on this ship in this thread?

Well, you already know that I'm here.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

He wrote it as a response to his experiences in Vietnam and how much America had changed once he'd gotten back.

My dad used to tell me stories about how nice things were when he grew up. He shipped off to Vietnam a few years after the Hart–Celler Act was passed, a little bit before Puerto Ricans started settling in his town that was right over the river from New York City. By the time he was out of the war in 1970, that town had crime and murder that nobody could comprehend. Robberies were a daily occurrence, windows were being smashed, and the police just couldn't keep up. Everyone began moving out of the area, including him after he came home. Today, the area is like 90% Puerto Rican according to the census. I saw it once as a kid, and it looked about what you'd expect a place destroyed by crimes and drugs to look like. The pictures he showed me before that, though -such a nice place.

He would tell me these stories with great pain. Like other vets he had watched his friends die, everyone treated him like shit when he got home, and then his home wasn't even his home anymore. I don't think I understood the gravity of what he must have felt until just now as I wrote this. God damn.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

My dad used to tell me stories about how nice things were when he grew up. He shipped off to Vietnam a few years after the Hart–Celler Act was passed, a little bit before Puerto Ricans started settling in his town that was right over the river from New York City. By the time he was out of the war in 1970, that town had crime and murder that nobody could comprehend. Robberies were a daily occurrence, windows were being smashed, and the police just couldn't keep up. Everyone began moving out of the area, including him after he came home. Today, the area is like 90% Puerto Rican according to the census. I saw it once as a kid, and it looked about what you'd expect a place destroyed by crimes and drugs to look like. The pictures he showed me before that, though -such a nice place.

He would tell me these stories with great pain. Like other vets he had watched his friends die, everyone treated him like shit when he got home, and then his home wasn't even his home anymore. I don't think I understood the gravity of what he must have felt until just now as I wrote this. God damn.

Just returning to visit the little corner of California that I grew up in it's gotten noticeably worse. Petty crimes are through the roof now and a friend started working at my old elementary school, which he laughed and called a 'ghetto school' when I mentioned I'd gone there.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Looking at the maps, the Yes vote slowly increases by the hour but not enough to overturn to retards and the dead.

As far as replacement goes, Larry Elder would have won in a landslide over his competition. Almost winning every county, funny enough SF is close but he could basically win every county.

Well at least it's settled that if Newsom lost, the unity behind Elder would be epic.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Looking at the maps, the Yes vote slowly increases by the hour but not enough to overturn to retards and the dead.

As far as replacement goes, Larry Elder would have won in a landslide over his competition. Almost winning every county, funny enough SF is close but he could basically win every county.

Well at least it's settled that if Newsom lost, the unity behind Elder would be epic.

What surprises me the most so far is Fresno County ever so slightly trending Yes. Perhaps there is hope for Central Cali after all.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

How many fucking Californians are on this ship in this thread?

Here here too (as I've mentioned multiple times across the site, I'm a native Californian who returned to the damn state a few weeks ago). Even though it's for school, temporary, and I was made an offer I couldn't refuse, I still think I might be retarded...

 

[Kane Lives]

Here here too (as I've mentioned multiple times across the site, I'm a native Californian who returned to the damn state a few weeks ago). Even though it's for school, temporary, and I was made an offer I couldn't refuse, I still think I might be retarded...

You'll be our newest Kiwi inside man.