Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

The heavy influence that pro wrestling has on IBS means that this is the ultimate fate of IBS spergs. Stables are formed, pushed to the top, and then broken up.

Of course, IBS is not the WWE. Instead of title runs, the break up results in implosion.

 

[berenstain]

Found this article online about a teenage kid burning a bridge down in 2010 in peterborough. Could this be Surfer? Article says the kid was 14 years old in 2010 when it happened. How old is Surfer? Think that would mean the arsonist is 25 years old now?

Teen says he didn’t mean to set bridge ablaze

15-year-old boy who pleaded guilty to April 13 bridge fire in East City sentenced to two years probation, 70 hours of community service

www.mykawartha.com

Surfer was born March 11, 1993, so he would have been 17 in 2010. Perhaps he knew the kid who did it, but didn’t actually throw the Molotov himself. Do hooligans burn down bridges alone?

 

[Hamilton Burger]

Who wipes up shit off a toilet sit in silence then holds that information until they are on a livestream in front of hundreds of people?

 

[DogZero]

from the "a sad day" stream, referring presumably to surfer.

 

[Truly Rural]

he said PPP was lying about them being gay, but then said PPP had repeatedly tried to "gaslight" him on Discord into thinking they'd had sex, along with some weird shit about psyops and AI because he "thought [Surfer] was mentally defective and would fall for that shit"

If this is true it's unsettling for another reason. If they are nothing but best friends with no gay between them ever, this demonstrates just how "good" of a friend and a brother PPP is. I repeat if true. Gaslighting friend, just out right trying to fuck with their mind in an attempt to somehow make the drama between them gayer and marketable to the audience of few hundred people is despicable, and would put the normal people's friendship past the point of no return.

I never liked PPP myself, he can be entertaining as long as he doesn't get on his soap box and starts lecturing people on how to be a man and how to live life and "walk with god". If he is deliberately trying to fuck with his friends mind like that that makes him much worse than just a moral hypocrite. That's the kind of a friend worth losing.

 

[KingHarkinian]

Surfer should do something about that unibrow

 

[SS sonicwaffen]

Don Cherry ‎- Eternal Now (1974) FULL ALBUM

Sonet ‎– SNTF 653 (1974, UK)https://www.discogs.com/Don-Cherry-Eternal-Now/release/79172800:00 A1. Gamla Stan - The Old Town By Night08:32 A2. Love Train16:2...

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The album that was the beginning of the end.

 

[Stasi]

PPP Vs Surfer, 2021 Niggerized

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

In other news, Surfer's odyssey smells like schizophrenia.
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It's time for Surfer to learn HolyC and find God.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

This entire thread is just this song on loop:

 

[BSV]

Through this I have to say, even if surfer is acting emotional and obviously have some problems. What we have learned about PPP is perhaps even more dark. It can't be easy living with a greasy unemployed fat man on your couch, who constantly screams in to a camera about Ethan Ralph, and have violent tendencies.

What we get out of it is admittedly entertaining. But we can switch the greasy abrasive fat man off. We don't have to clean his shit of the toilet and cook for him. It's not like fat boy has denied being violent either. He rather have said he have no problem with overpowering and buck breaking Surfer if he wants to. If surfer stops drinking, I don't doubt he have the skills needed to be a productive member of society. It does honestly seem PPP would need some assistance in living a normal life though. If he doesn't get some help, and have someone he can depend on. It may be some tough times ahead for him.

This is only my opinion, but putting the pieces together that is what seem reasonable. Even if surfer is a snitch, and PPP won. I guess he would win more if he learned some basic personal hygiene, and other basic stuff.

 

[The Biggest Meme]

So did anyone actually archive Surfer's stream?

 

[bussarin555]

Not sure if anyone posted these but here are some PPP comments while he was in the chat for surfer's stream last night.

(CERB = Canada Emergency Response Benefit )

(CRA = Canadian IRS? idk)

(Regarding rent paid and money owed; surfer says he's keeping it due to gambling debts owed)

(Surfer responded saying his mom only brings the odd bag of milk or similar things. It's a he said/he said situation.)

(Surfer maintains he was in the right to call the police and that PPP is actually very pro-police in instances of crime, etc. and more or less has said that it's just people working their jobs/trying to get by)

(Surfer says PPP is unemployed and gambles or something. Chat kept asking how he gambles with no income, but Surfer said he won't speak to that.)

 

[Angry Shoes]

I'm really not sure Surfer is in an actual mental decline. I think that he just started drinking and smoking weed more heavily. He was always retarded, even on the early streams. The only difference between early Surfer and the Surfer of today is a slurred speech pattern and slow thought formation: both symptoms of being drunk and higher than bat pussy. In last night's stream he seemed more lucid than he had in months, so I think his 'mental health decline' was just him drinking and smoking way more than he should.

 

[Easterling]

Through this I have to say, even if surfer is acting emotional and obviously have some problems. What we have learned about PPP is perhaps even more dark. It can't be easy living with a greasy unemployed fat man on your couch, who constantly screams in to a camera about Ethan Ralph, and have violent tendencies.

What we get out of it is admittedly entertaining. But we can switch the greasy abrasive fat man off. We don't have to clean his shit of the toilet and cook for him. It's not like fat boy has denied being violent either. He rather have said he have no problem with overpowering and buck breaking Surfer if he wants to. If surfer stops drinking, I don't doubt he have the skills needed to be a productive member of society. It does honestly seem PPP would need some assistance in living a normal life though. If he doesn't get some help, and have someone he can depend on. It may be some tough times ahead for him.

This is only my opinion, but putting the pieces together that is what seem reasonable. Even if surfer is a snitch, and PPP won. I guess he would win more if he learned some basic personal hygiene, and other basic stuff.

the biggest mistake anyone made was to assume that any of these people are in any way functioning within this sphere of psudo alpha male political theatre. its something we cant help to do as humans online, we assume those we see online are akin to ourselves unless we are presented evidence to the contrary. Its hard to prenetrate the levels of irony ppp displays but with surfer's own addmissions it seems genuie since its to his own reputational detriment to be known as the pol/ak battered wife of an obease sperglord. he's alleged that ppp threated to rape him, could of just been some banter taken out of context? maybe surfer is more fragile than he lets on?

I legit thought they both worked since the alluded to it before although given the circumstances with the coof i wouldnt be suprised if both lost thier jobs, if they even worked in the first place.

 

[A Spooky Ghost]

I hoped and prayed that this night was all just one big gay dream, that these streams were just some big gay retarded dreams of mine. And even now I'm still hoping they are.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Surfer should do something about that unibrow

He needs to reach out to Shelby and have her pluck it for him again

 

[ECLIPSE 6969XXX]

I hoped and prayed that this night was all just one big gay dream, that these streams were just some big gay retarded dreams of mine. And even now I'm still hoping they are.

Well, they certainly were big, gay and retarded.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

It's weird seeing so many people decry Ashton confronting Surfer in a physical manner during their last stream

- The guy spent a couple of hours needling his friend in front of a crowd (Livestream audience instead of real people but whatever)
- Several times he hugged Ashton saying 'Don't be mad bro you know I love you' (This is a condescending power play and kind of fucking gay)
- He told PPP that he was his Daddy and 'whos gonna take care of you without me bro' as the argument escalated (Not to mention the poopoo cleaining)

If you do this kind of shit to another man, you're asking for an ass kicking. If the guy getting humiliated by this does nothing, then they look like a bitch. This stuff isn't hard to understand

All of the manic livestreams and crying about losing a friend afterwards is unforgivably gay, holy shit. Hopefully this makes Ralph overconfident enough to finally confront PPP on a livestream but we know that will never happen

 

[Double Helix]

Kinda late to the party on this whole shit show but I just wanted to throw my two cents out there on what I know personally from experience. It seems like PPP genuinely misses "old surfer" which is a common thing with people who go shizo/druggie mode.

As someone who's personally had friends go down that path it's a very real thing to have the "they're not who they used to be" reflection and get upset about it. In PPP's final video he seemed to get genuinely upset while reflecting on the past and how Surfer has changed. While this may simply be him being upset that he won't have someone to wipe the shit off his toilet anymore it could also be a genuine situation of surfer changing from drug use. While none of us know 100% what happens behind the scenes it is very clear that recently Surfer has gotten more ranty and bizarre, for example the long drawn out speech of how he likes to finish himself off when he wakes up from a wet dream.

Take those changes and then add in the fact that Surfer really screwed the pooch when he went full "I AM THE CONTENT BUDDY" when in reality he's at best a comedic break from PPP's preacher rants and at worst just annoying interjections it seems he's lost the script and I wouldn't be surprised if his family was genuine when they said he should take meds due to his supposed genetic disposition to schizophrenia.

All in all I feel this is a net loss. PPP and Surfer were a good match, but it seems there is a lot a shit beneath the surface and a lot of red flags. Between calling the cops and the ego rant during the argument I have a feeling this is Surfer slipping down into alcoholism and some form of drug induced early onset of schizophrenia. That being said PPP probably is a fat & lazy fag who doesn't clean up after himself. The house condition in the video is evidence of that probability so it's not like Surfer is entirely in the wrong for the tensions existing.

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The drug angle is really a red herring to me. It was just booze and weed. Really I think it was a perfect combination of Surfer's fledgling thoughts about pursuing the e-fame(as minor as they be), the weight loss challenge, surfer's proclivity towards the extreme.