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[Double Helix]

Forcing people to take the headphones off so they have to listen to your music, while both of you are mad, is certainly out of the ordinary. Putting loud music on so someone fucks off is not out of the ordinary. My point is that PPP's telling of the same story is clearly a lie, and lying about some minor shit like that just to look slightly better is very telling.


So it was serious the other times they fought, but this one obviously wasn't? That would be absurd even if that was the first time, to just assume everything isn't serious, but considering it wasn't it would've been stupid for them to not expect it.


What you mean so what? What do you think happens when people fight? It's usually not pleasant even when the other guy isn't a baby-faced giant with repressed homosexual rape urges. PPP would just rub his soft folds on little surfer for hours until something catches his dick.

Can you link surfers reply I haven't seen it.
I don't remember seeing videos of any real fights, just the occasional love taps. If you got a link to one link it.
I never said fighting your friends is pleasent, don't really get your argument if you have one.

 

[6thRanger]

There's no way he was being serious, and even if he was so what?Them wrestling for 2 minutes would've been a lot better for everyone involved.

Are you serious? By his body language on stream, PPP is not shy about using his height and massive gunt to intimidate. They would not have "wrestled for 2 minutes". I'm often baffled by how much people seriously make violence out to be a joke. A serious fight between two men, especially taking repeated punches from 6' 5" 400lb seething monstrosity can always be a life changing event if the right punch lands wrong.

I don't believe in calling the cops, but people acting like a seething PPP isn't a genuine threat are delusional. This is different from you and a buddy threatening to kick each other's asses. PPP has definitively beat Surfer's ass 3 times already and allegedly made it clear he could rape him. Step into reality and understand that behavior isn't normal even if the target of his coping and seething is a very annoying wignat schizoid.

Their split is for the best. Looking forward to more nectar and kino.

 

[Double Helix]

Are you serious? By his body language on stream, PPP is not shy about using his height and massive gunt to intimidate. They would not have "wrestled for 2 minutes". I'm often baffled by how much people seriously make violence out to be a joke. A serious fight between two men, especially taking repeated punches from 6' 5" 400lb seething monstrosity can always be a life changing event if the right punch lands wrong.

I don't believe in calling the cops, but people acting like a seething PPP isn't a genuine threat are delusional. This is different from you and a buddy threatening to kick each other's asses. PPP has definitively beat Surfer's ass 3 times already and allegedly made it clear he could rape him. Step into reality and understand that behavior isn't normal even if the target of his coping and seething is a very annoying wignat schizoid.

Their split is for the best. Looking forward to more nectar and kino.

You just outed yourself.

 

[New & Improved Username]

If PPP is in a hotel, presumably he would have brought necessities and important possessions with him until he can get all his stuff. Why did he bring the gay mask?

 

[Anthropophagist]

Can you link surfers reply I haven't seen it.
I don't remember seeing videos of any real fights, just the occasional love taps. If you got a link to one link it.
I never said fighting your friends is pleasent, don't really get your argument if you have one.

I don't know if there is any archive of it. Surfer didn't know how to keep one, but both of them mentioned it, so there is video of PPP saying he got the better of surfer, and then he even congratulated himself about how he "didn't hurt him(surfer) too much".

The point of the pleasant thing is that fights are actually pretty bad. In surfer's stream he mentioned PPP punched him 10 times on the back of his head after already pleading for him to stop. But even in general, fights are to be avoided. Adult strikes are actually very dangerous.

 

[Theboot]

If PPP is in a hotel, presumably he would have brought necessities and important possessions with him until he can get all his stuff. Why did he bring the gay mask?

Because he had to take his important possessions?

 

[6thRanger]

You just outed yourself.

Please feel free to fill me in on what you're referring to.

If PPP is in a hotel, presumably he would have brought necessities and important possessions with him until he can get all his stuff. Why did he bring the gay mask?

Didn't you watch the video? Its important to him. Maybe his ex-GF (bf) Surfer got it for him as a gift. He's a kind and sentimental guy you know?

 

[Double Helix]

I don't know if there is any archive of it. Surfer didn't know how to keep one, but both of them mentioned it, so there is video of PPP saying he got the better of surfer, and then he even congratulated himself about how he "didn't hurt him(surfer) too much".

The point of the pleasant thing is that fights are actually pretty bad. In surfer's stream he mentioned PPP punched him 10 times on the back of his head after already pleading for him to stop. But even in general, fights are to be avoided. Adult strikes are actually very dangerous.

When you say 'fights' do you mean in the particular or general? Anything PPP or Surfer have to needs to be taken with a pinch of salt.

 

[Snuckening]

If PPP is in a hotel, presumably he would have brought necessities and important possessions with him until he can get all his stuff. Why did he bring the gay mask?

I doubt he's in a hotel; He said he had family/friends to stay with.

But I'm guessing that anyone who's friends with PPP probably has at least one gay flag mask laying around the house.

But after all the build-up, surely SOME-ONE bothered to archive Surfer's stream?!?

 

[LurkTrawl]

But after all the build-up, surely SOME-ONE bothered to archive Surfer's stream?!?

Give it a bit, uploading/processing takes a while sometimes.

Not saying I have it - I don't - but I can understand if someone has it and are waiting until it's ready to go before posting a link so as not to blueball people.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

Is it really gay to rape surfer? Does he not cease to be a man the moment he goes to clean up the PPPoopies?

When your testosterone levels are as high as PPP''s, every man looks like a woman, and so it's not gay if you rape them.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Dude literally ruined the stream with stupid voice mod autism. Not one person could speak without him screaming. Godwinson or not it was cringe

I wondered if it was Godwinson too but yes it was unbearable, I turned the stream off halfway through. It wasn't even just the voice changer, the one guy who had his mic on full blast and kept talking over everyone with inane shit was insufferable.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can't remember which streams specifically, but I can remember at least two occasions where PPP's going on a tirade about raping another man, and Surfer interrupts with a seemingly genuine statement along the lines of "I think that's sinful", where PPP responds with something to the effect of "it's not about lust, it's about dominating another man".

As someone's who is constantly caught in the fucking autistic crossfire between the two groups and actively chose to just enjoy both, I can assure you it's more than just "two".
First one, look no further than the old Bitwave introduction clip. It's not just one or two, there's more verbal sodomy directed at the gunt than just that one clip.
Second I believe had something to do with JMK.
Third would be some Gunt-adjacent janitor.
If the "attracted to my gunt" stuff is included too, then Jawshuwah Mooon would be on this list as well
Homosexual insinuations is part and parcel of the show. I'm sure it was all just comedy.

The gunt can have his pathetic "victory lap (more like larp, this man huffs and puffs after waddling 20 metres)", all he did was sit on his fat lardass lazily and breathed. He knows anyone's worst day isn't comparable to an average day of his sad existence.

Jewsh, you don't need to make a sock account on your own site, buddy.

That's not Jewsh. His older accounts were @Unog and @Unog2 I believe. People forget their passwords.
I don't forget mine because it's literally just password.
Ok that was cringe.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Homosexual insinuations is part and parcel of the show.

Kind of reinforcing my point.

The gunt can have his pathetic "victory lap (more like larp, this man huffs and puffs after waddling 20 metres)", all he did was sit on his fat lardass lazily and breathed. He knows anyone's worst day isn't comparable to an average day of his sad existence.

Uh, sure, okay. Not sure where Ralph factors into this at all.

 

[AltisticRight]

Uh, sure, okay. Not sure where Ralph factors into this at all.

It would if you're a faggot like me who responds to older, and by old I mean 12 hours old posts. People were saying "Ralph won", I do get where they are coming from. Who knows, maybe surfer will become the second Gaydur? Anything could happen at this point.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Odysee barely works in my country and the Surfer stream was on while I was working. Please tell me someone recorded it?

 

[Null]

HEY MAN, GAY MAN
PICK UP THE SOAP
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY

 

[TheSimpShow]

It's all over folks. You hate to see it. Really, genuinely.

 

[Mark Jokinen Bookstore]

Now they're revealing bad stuff about each other's history. PPP has an abusive drunk for a father.
Surfer burned down a bridge or something.
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PPP never had a room, he slept in the downstairs hallway on a couch apparently.
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I immediately thought of the moon rocket outside stream when PPP killed the spider and Surfer said to leave it alone.

Found this article online about a teenage kid burning a bridge down in 2010 in peterborough. Could this be Surfer? Article says the kid was 14 years old in 2010 when it happened. How old is Surfer? Think that would mean the arsonist is 25 years old now?

Teen says he didn’t mean to set bridge ablaze

15-year-old boy who pleaded guilty to April 13 bridge fire in East City sentenced to two years probation, 70 hours of community service

www.mykawartha.com

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

Kinda late to the party on this whole shit show but I just wanted to throw my two cents out there on what I know personally from experience. It seems like PPP genuinely misses "old surfer" which is a common thing with people who go shizo/druggie mode.

As someone who's personally had friends go down that path it's a very real thing to have the "they're not who they used to be" reflection and get upset about it. In PPP's final video he seemed to get genuinely upset while reflecting on the past and how Surfer has changed. While this may simply be him being upset that he won't have someone to wipe the shit off his toilet anymore it could also be a genuine situation of surfer changing from drug use. While none of us know 100% what happens behind the scenes it is very clear that recently Surfer has gotten more ranty and bizarre, for example the long drawn out speech of how he likes to finish himself off when he wakes up from a wet dream.

Take those changes and then add in the fact that Surfer really screwed the pooch when he went full "I AM THE CONTENT BUDDY" when in reality he's at best a comedic break from PPP's preacher rants and at worst just annoying interjections it seems he's lost the script and I wouldn't be surprised if his family was genuine when they said he should take meds due to his supposed genetic disposition to schizophrenia.

All in all I feel this is a net loss. PPP and Surfer were a good match, but it seems there is a lot a shit beneath the surface and a lot of red flags. Between calling the cops and the ego rant during the argument I have a feeling this is Surfer slipping down into alcoholism and some form of drug induced early onset of schizophrenia. That being said PPP probably is a fat & lazy fag who doesn't clean up after himself. The house condition in the video is evidence of that probability so it's not like Surfer is entirely in the wrong for the tensions existing.

All in all this is just sad.