Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

See I'm of the opposite mind. PPP being in the chat spamming the very winning quote of "Surfer your mom buys the groceries" instead of just posting like redacted pay stub or something to me is more of an indicator he is unemployed.

I mean... it's not a win for you PPP if Surfer's mom was buying his groceries. That means she was buying yours as well. It's even more pathetic when it isn't your real mother buying your groceries.

I see your point, I don't know it just struck me as odd Surfer would draw the line there and yeah it is more pathetic when your pal's mom is feeding you on the regular.

 

[JewishCensorship]

Can anyone clip that bit where he read my chat about ramming weights up his ass and called me a terrorist? ROFl

You unironically need help.

 

[LurkTrawl]

So, I can't remember most of the streams where this shit happened, but:

• Surfer seems to have a legit fear of PPP, I remember him looking/sounding for real scared as fuck when someone asked in a chat if he'd slap PPP's stomach. (Can't remember this one) Goes on a long, descriptive rant about what would happen if he were to do so, to which PPP makes the comment "sounds like you're speaking from experience, buddy" after Surfer finishes speaking.
• PPP seems to, when talking about arguments or physical violence, have an obsession with dominating other men.
• PPP when he "jokes" about fighting people like Ralph, or whoever, almost always seems to work in a situation where he pins the other guy on the ground and sodomizes him
• Can't remember which streams specifically, but I can remember at least two occasions where PPP's going on a tirade about raping another man, and Surfer interrupts with a seemingly genuine statement along the lines of "I think that's sinful", where PPP responds with something to the effect of "it's not about lust, it's about dominating another man".
• Surfer seems to walk on eggshells around the guy, be generally obedient/servile, and has on at least one occasion that we know of called the cops shrieking and acting like an abuse victim.
• Surfer seems to always be the first to say something along the lines of "I love you, buddy", to which PPP gets visibly uncomfortable and awkward each and every time (at least that I've seen).
• There's always been a vague, latent homosexual vibe to their streams when both are in them.

So... guys I'm legit thinking PPP might have at one point raped Surfer. There's other instances of behavior that back that up, probably, that I'm either unaware of or can't think of right now.

 

[David Spadem]

Can we get a welfare check on the regulars that frequented this thread? I’m worried they may be at risk of committing suicide with how pathetic this whole saga is.

 

[FujiWuji]

lmfao ralph was trying to get surfer to do a weakly sermon on his show

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Surfer seems to walk on eggshells around the guy, be generally obedient/servile, and has on at least one occasion that we know of called the cops shrieking and acting like an abuse victim.

I don't really think that is in tune with reality, I mean I don't think the guy who screams all the time and interrupts PPP constantly is walking on eggshells and trying to be servile.

 

[Love Machine]

It's one thing to be emotional, but surfer has sound legit unhinged the last few weeks.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Now PPP AND Ralph are using the "surfers mom buys groceries" bit that I brought to the attention of the thread.

This is great let's keep these coals white hot.

 

[Dubious Dubu]

Despite anyone's opinion on PPP and Surfer, one way or the other, one thing is objectively clear: Both need to stop crying on stream. Yes men can feel emotions but don't live stream literal tears and nose blowing for the Internet to forever possess.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Honestly this is all just a bummer, this is two young best friends who have spent the past year or more cooped up together. It should have ended as far as the public is concerned when surfer turned the stream off last night. None of this is necessary at all, I hope they can reconcile and still be friends.

To make it clear for anyone who finds it strange, saying you love your buddies in canada is entirely normal, hugs are common place as well. Maybe it's a cultural thing, I didn't know this wasn't the case elsewhere either until seeing the debate about it in these threads.

 

[gaystoner]

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Surfer says PPP hasn't had a job since late 2019-early 2020.
He paid 400 a month to live with Surfer.
Surfer claims he is still owned some gambling money winnings.

being unemployed since covid and grifting cash while tucking some away off govt bucks isnt a bad deal lmfao

 

[Crystal Golem]

Can we get a welfare check on the regulars that frequented this thread? I’m worried they may be at risk of committing suicide with how pathetic this whole saga is.

Good. Capos get what they deserve.

 

[Barbie Mansion Owner]

Surfer not acknowledging his own mental issues is his biggest problem. The guy is spiraling and coping. I sympathize with his position a little more after this stream. I think he conducted himself well, but he's not willing to own up to his own issues.

Until PPP and Surfer stop taking themselves so seriously, they will forever be lolcows. They mocked Ralph for not taking himself too seriously, but they've fallen into the same e-celeb trap.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

The real question is who gets custody of Sargoy as their head jannie in the divorce?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Listening to sober Surfer babble is pretty comfy if I'm being completely honest. He's only insufferable when he's drunk as fuck and derailing the stream.

Surfer needs to move to Texas or Arizona and marry Sammy. Schizo Jew babies need to happen

 

[Sammich]

You unironically need help.

You offering?

 

[American Bullfrog]

Why do you sick fucks keep fantasizing about the rape of Surfer? PPP did not rape him, no matter how much you desperately want it to be true.

What we have is a simple schizo vs sperg fight. It’s not rocket science. Go play outside for awhile and take your medicine.

 

[FujiWuji]

Surfer cries out in pain as he strikes PPP.

 

[Noproblemo]

So, I can't remember most of the streams where this shit happened, but:

• Surfer seems to have a legit fear of PPP, I remember him looking/sounding for real scared as fuck when someone asked in a chat if he'd slap PPP's stomach. (Can't remember this one) Goes on a long, descriptive rant about what would happen if he were to do so, to which PPP makes the comment "sounds like you're speaking from experience, buddy" after Surfer finishes speaking.
• PPP seems to, when talking about arguments or physical violence, have an obsession with dominating other men.
• PPP when he "jokes" about fighting people like Ralph, or whoever, almost always seems to work in a situation where he pins the other guy on the ground and sodomizes him
• Can't remember which streams specifically, but I can remember at least two occasions where PPP's going on a tirade about raping another man, and Surfer interrupts with a seemingly genuine statement along the lines of "I think that's sinful", where PPP responds with something to the effect of "it's not about lust, it's about dominating another man".
• Surfer seems to walk on eggshells around the guy, be generally obedient/servile, and has on at least one occasion that we know of called the cops shrieking and acting like an abuse victim.
• Surfer seems to always be the first to say something along the lines of "I love you, buddy", to which PPP gets visibly uncomfortable and awkward each and every time (at least that I've seen).
• There's always been a vague, latent homosexual vibe to their streams when both are in them.

So... guys I'm legit thinking PPP might have at one point raped Surfer. There's other instances of behavior that back that up, probably, that I'm either unaware of or can't think of right now.

Jewsh, you don't need to make a sock account on your own site, buddy.

 

[JewishCensorship]

You offering?

Is this some weird veiled threat? Are you going to show up to my house and bash my skull in with blunt objects for blaspheming your god PPP? People like you should be bullied until you quit the internet or neck.