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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
She says in the same tweet/video that the husband cried over her leaving and that the wife was "jealous." She definitely felt some type of way about him
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I mean is it beyond the realm of possibility that she was fucking the dad? Kindness is like the textbook definition of Damaged Goods so you just know she'd hop on the first dick that gave her the time of day (I mean ffs she fucked BONNIE), could explain why she was kept on longterm despite clearly being a shit employee, and could be part of why she feels comfortable enough to be constantly sleeping in the master bed, showing her asshole in their tub, etc etc (not that I think she needs a reason to do that, what an entitled little shit).

Honestly the only thing that makes me think maybe he wasn't porking her is that she would have had some sort of crying rapetub breakdown about it.
 
Man this new season of the Tranch looks like it will be awesome.
Bonnie is bringing in a REAL woman with a REAL vagina to the tranch which he will tap every night
while everyone else have to settle just sucking eachothers girldicks or amholes.

The amount of tension and hostility this will bring to the group dynamics will be awesome.
Sure, she is batshit crazy, but she has a REAL vagina and Bonnie prefering her real vagina and not their amholes
will cause glorious friction.

Let the milk flow.
 
Oh to have been a fly on the wall for that resignation, what I would give. Do you think the husband was crying for his children because of all of the “abuses” Kidmess explained, or because he realized he left his children unsupervised with a completely unhinged schizo for 3+ years and the gravity of that was sinking in when she started conspiracy babbling about how his wife is totally an abuser.
Has Stella at ANY point in their Twitter dumping EVER actually elaborated on an example of how her employer was abusive to her? So far we’ve only seen her claim the abuse without any sort of examples of what she was actually experiencing. I’d like to know what she classifies as “abuse”.
 
Has Stella at ANY point in their Twitter dumping EVER actually elaborated on an example of how her employer was abusive to her? So far we’ve only seen her claim the abuse without any sort of examples of what she was actually experiencing. I’d like to know what she classifies as “abuse”.
Honestly it really does sound like the grand totality of the abuse is having such lofty expectations as 'please do the job you were fucking paid for' and not being particularly sympathetic to Stella (definitely switching to real name, ~Kindness~ makes me cringe every time I type it) whining nonstop about nebulous illnesses that keep her from doing her assigned chores.
This is the Little Themby That Cried Rape, it's pretty much a given that anything and everything is gonna qualify as 'abuse'.
 
Sure, I'll play.
  • Penny is Iron Man. He's the leader of the tranch, and he's narcissistic enough to always be front and center for all of the tranch's interviews.
  • Bonnie's Thor. While he's much uglier than the real thing, he's got the egomania and obsession with weapons down pat.
  • Kevin Gibes is The Hulk, for obvious reasons.
  • Sky is Spiderman. While I get teenage boy vibes off of all our trancheros, Sky's are probably the strongest.
  • Jen is Hawkeye, because nobody gives a shit about him.
I won't be needing the reward. Send it along to Bonnie for me, because there's a 50/50 chance their "relationship" will be over before the photo makes it through the mail.
I’d say Kevin is Black Widow, because he’ll never have children and his ideal character arc ends with him hurling himself off a cliff.
Kindness is Thor, because he too whips his tits out at least once per adventure for no particular reason. I really wish she wouldn’t. It makes her look like a vlogging Gollum.
 
I have hard time understanding her schizo ramblings, did she bring Bonnie as her bodyguard ???
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...doesn't sign it so there's no proof that can be held against her? Did I just drink something too strong? You put every step meticulously on Twitter, you bint!
 
Except that's changed in the past ten years, especially after the Aurora theater & Texas church shootings lit a fire. People with benign or temporary conditions are still getting denied, especially if their diagnosis/adjudication comes from a state or federal agency (i.e. a socal-services or the VA).

NICS Improvement Act


They wrote that law specifically to skirt HIPAA, and SCOTUS failed to shut it down. And while in theory ATF doesn't have access to mental health records themselves, states & municipalities have slowly been implementing automatic reporting systems. The ATF can't see exactly what the diagnosis is, the system just flags them as being prohibited individuals, which then kicks back the 4473 with a denial.
Can confirm state authorities are checking and using in state psych records to remove guns.

Source: Acquaintance I know had his FOID (Illinois firearm owner ID) yanked by two state troopers. They came to his door due and asked for it. This was due to an involuntary psych hold. This happened a year after said stay.

This person didn't have any guns but if he did they would have been seized.
 
Can confirm state authorities are checking and using in state psych records to remove guns.

Source: Acquaintance I know had his FOID (Illinois firearm owner ID) yanked by two state troopers. They came to his door due and asked for it. This was due to an involuntary psych hold. This happened a year after said stay.

This person didn't have any guns but if he did they would have been seized.
I have heard from people in some blue states (NY, NJ, etc) that the states have been going overboard on this. I have heard of multiple people having to threaten suit because the state reported voluntary psych hospitalizations as involuntary. There was also one case I heard about that a state reported a hospitalization that happened when the guy was 12 as involuntary. That lawyer had a ball with asking how the hell the state decided to open a minors sealed medical record.
 
I have heard from people in some blue states (NY, NJ, etc) that the states have been going overboard on this. I have heard of multiple people having to threaten suit because the state reported voluntary psych hospitalizations as involuntary. There was also one case I heard about that a state reported a hospitalization that happened when the guy was 12 as involuntary. That lawyer had a ball with asking how the hell the state decided to open a minors sealed medical record.
Yeah the guy I'm thinking of just got really drunk and was struggling with depression. Cops got called and I wonder if he really was picked up on just being too intoxicated.

He ended up committing himself voluntarily for depression and substance abuse once he sobered up in the ER. I wouldn't be surprised if his voluntary stay was what tripped the switch.
 
Oh to have been a fly on the wall for that resignation, what I would give. Do you think the husband was crying for his children because of all of the “abuses” Kidmess explained, or because he realized he left his children unsupervised with a completely unhinged schizo for 3+ years and the gravity of that was sinking in when she started conspiracy babbling about how his wife is totally an abuser.
Has Stella at ANY point in their Twitter dumping EVER actually elaborated on an example of how her employer was abusive to her? So far we’ve only seen her claim the abuse without any sort of examples of what she was actually experiencing. I’d like to know what she classifies as “abuse”.
From her endless, revolting Twitter feed: "Today- is the last time I will ever lie about my identity again.
I am coming out of the closet, I thought I might come out to my work but they don't deserve to know my truth

But this is the last day I will be a misgendered at my job.

And I won't ever tolerate it ever again."

The abuse was her employers - who didn't know she was a she-troon - using the pronouns of the gender she presented as and redponded to for several years. Those MONSTERS! Oh and they expected her to do mild household chores, and gently reminded her of said chores via email - even though she's literally DISABLED!

LOL, she's nothing but an easy mark for the Tranch. Reading between the lines, it seems that Paul has been manipulating her to quit her job from the get-go. She's a woman so she can potentially earn more from full-time Twitter degeneracy than, say, Kevie. The exposure to a normal family and being required to act normally was taking too much time away from flashing her gash and e-begging!

She's now being isolated socially and made completely dependent on fellow Twitter degenerates. Every penny she gets will be siphoned straight into the Tranch coffers, because of course they're her only home and family now!

This fetid crazy cunt deserves every last bit of the strongarming and bloodsucking she's so willingly set herself up for, but Paul - stone-cold scheming sociopath that he is - doesn't know what he's unleashed.

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Yeah the guy I'm thinking of just got really drunk and was struggling with depression. Cops got called and I wonder if he really was picked up on just being too intoxicated.

He ended up committing himself voluntarily for depression and substance abuse once he sobered up in the ER. I wouldn't be surprised if his voluntary stay was what tripped the switch.
The thing is that a voluntary stay does not count. It HAS to be a involuntary. There have been a lot of vets who get to a point and decide to check themselves in that have gotten screwed. The sad part is the word has gotten around and it is actually driving down the numbers of vets seeking help for PTSD.
 
Has Kindness ever spelled out exactly what the abuse was that she suffered by the doctor mother of the kids she nannied? She's tweeted about the abuse and called the mom an abuser a dozen times today.

My money's on the mom being a bit of an upper crust type-A cunt that wouldn't let Kindness slide on the rules or workload, with a side of 'gaslighting' around her 'disabilities'.
I'm convinced that she just spends too much time on twitter and has seen posts using that same type of "standing up to my oppressor" language and thought it could somehow apply to her babysitting job where she makes $21 dollars an hour (with paid vacation) ignoring children and taking pictures of her asshole. I don't think even she has a specific reason in mind. It's all based on impulse for attention. Look at the way she ostentatiously changed her twitter title lol
 
It doesn't really work that way in America. The worst that could happen to her is the family not giving her a job reference, and she already said she gives no fucks about that
It's not that I think labor laws apply, it's that these people sound like control freaks who would build some prior notice into the "responsibilities" document. I guess she can break it at any time though.

I’d like to know what she classifies as “abuse”.
It's just the wife giving her orders. "I'm sorry, we can't allow you to go on three-hour breaks for your disability that you have no documentation for. Please cook a real meal for the children today."
Kindness: [angrily feeding them animal crackers] You're not my mom!

Also handwriting that resignation letter makes her look crazier. I'd be searching for a JonBenet ransom note in the drawers if someone handed that to me.
 
Honestly it really does sound like the grand totality of the abuse is having such lofty expectations as 'please do the job you were fucking paid for' and not being particularly sympathetic to Stella (definitely switching to real name, ~Kindness~ makes me cringe every time I type it) whining nonstop about nebulous illnesses that keep her from doing her assigned chores.
Isn't her real real name Alyssa?

"Stella" throws me because it's the name of The Fit Vegan Ginger's own beloved surgical amhole (colostomy).
 
By no means am I moving out other illnesses for the record. I think shes a cluster B nightmare entirely and an absolute fucking wet dream of a case study.

I'd vote schizoaffective over schizo because schizoaffective is the bastard child of bipolar and schizophrenia. She has the moody highs and lows as well as her domineering complexes where she is highly agressive and melt downs. If she can keep a job it shows she can keep her shit together for long enough. It's difficult to tell about her hallucinations but I would agree she has a lot of delusional thought she believes. It's not usually as delusional as I would see in full schizos. She has enough grasp on reality to tie her theories into something probable or generally somewhat believable (abuse and rape). If she was out here telling us she was talking to god and an arch angel I'd buy full schizo. Being a bit on the side of woo medicine or witchcraft and having some weird beliefs isn't enough.

I agree on the neurodevelopmentally disabled (great catch btw) part because at first I read her as autistic due to how she wrote and taking some of her claims at base value. "Wouldn't she have plastered autistic everywhere?" Well yes but what if she was never diagnosed formally because we KNOW she isn't medicated or in therapy. So I'm willing to believe neurodevelopmentally disabled or undiagnosed tism spectrum (or both). Once again kind of goes back into my childhood abuse theory (brain injuries from abuse in kids can do this). But this is not my specialty field (neuropsychology) so I cannot give effective full (albeit speculated) judgement. But I have seen cases in adult (troons actually) where they had severe cognitive developmental delay from childhood sexual and physical abuse that ended up forming cluster B nightmare. In these cases as well they were able to hold jobs but when under distress or discomfort absolutely mcfucking lost it due to brain structures not being fully formed or legitimate childhood ptsd/cptsd.

The thing is neurologically, if this theory is true, this means she literally cannot control her behavior. There are no pockets for the spaghetti to even fall out of. It's just naturally everywhere. She is basically unable to fully self manage her outbursts even if she wants to.


For shiggles here's what fixing her would look like:

Treatment plan if she were an actual patient at a top care facility: a full neurologically and biological workup, medical history of parents/relatives (bipolar and schizophrenia are genetic disorders ), formal diagnoses, treatment plan discussed with patient to give her sense of self efficacy, meds, brain exercises on them cool electrodes with medication to rebalance and regrow retarded structures as well as stabilize mood, intensive behavioral therapy in group and individual setting with specialists for cptsd/trauma victims and cluster B meme dreams. I would also vote for creative therapy models since shes such an extreme case so using art/animals/music etc. Weekly or biweekly therapy follow up with likely a PhD level specialist and regular psychiatrist visits. The goals would be to get her brain working right then empowering her with coping mechanisms and thinking processes to deal.
Just to shit up the threat even further with our psych sperging:

Having seen a bit more of her, especially her behaviour during the "transitional" phase of quitting her job, I'm more (though not totally) inclined to agree with you about BPD + some kind of psychosis - maybe schizoaffective, though I'd maybe want more evidence of a prolonged, pronounced manic and/or depressive state before committing to that (as opposed to her current, continuous and low grade "I'm really sad but full of love but also I talk to ghosts and everyone abuses me" thing atm, which is more emotional instability/paranoia/delusions imho). I'd be reluctant to diagnose autism on top of those two without really classic signs (which I don't think she has) or strong childhood evidence (which we don't have access to), given the symptom overlap with BDP already (munchie fave is to nudge their BPD diagnosis into an autism one for pity points and internet clout). Would be especially reluctant if we think she's maybe telling the truth about the CSA stuff, which could introduce PTSD into the equation (again, big symptom overlap with autism). Might be tempted by dyspraxia (depending on how weird her movement looks over longer periods/more motor-control demanding tasks; would explain the weird movement and fucked handwriting though), or mild intellectual disability, or one of those other million minor "like autism but not lol, brain's a bit fucked I guess" NDDs that DSM-V has.

(The "not plastered autism everywhere" thing is also interesting in the context of her being some kind of cluster B nonsense; you think if she hit anything like any of the autism diagnostic criteria, she'd self-diagnose and cling onto it as another thing that makes her Special And Interesting UWU. And in the context of her being able to keep her job - if she was autistic, on top of BPD and schizoaffective, I'd be surprised if she could mask well enough to hide everything going on from her employees. In my experience, if "all" someone's dealing with is autism and they're relatively high-functioning, they can mask the autism to an extent, but the minute you start piling shit on top of that... a) it overwhelms the person's limited self-management capacity, even if they're otherwise high-functioning, and b) the social/people/manipulation and self-regulation skills you need to hide shit like schizoaffective are way beyond the capacity of the overwhelming majority of autists.)

If this is how she talks and acts around the parents, I can understand how she got hired and how she is still employed. She can turn the crazy off and on to a certain extent. What do the psych-kiwis think of that?
I think her handwriting alone is evidence that there's something other than cluster B going on here; more evidence in favour of dyspraxia, schizophrenia, or some other intellectual disability/neurodevelopmental something that affects motor control.

Turning the crazy on and off... as I said a few pages back, it depends whether she's masking (exerting a lot of effort to suppress their weird around other people; feasible, given it sounds like the parents see very little of her other than brief handovers) irl, or whether she's performing (turning the weird up, deliberately; also feasible, given some other kiwi said she's only been on the full crazy train since the start of lockdown) for the internet. Former is an autism/schizo/something else neurodevelopmental; latter is a cluster B nightmare thing.

Admittedly she might be doing a bit of both, which could either mean neurodevelopmental plus cluster B, or neurodevelopmental and has learned that being a drama queen gets her more love and affection that she doesn't know how to acquire otherwise.
 
Kindness is a woman but she's on T I believe. I'm sure her entire shtick can only go on a major downhill slide once that testosterone aggression / sex drive really kicks in. Exciting times for the Tranch ahead

T does not make you more aggressive, it makes you more confident. It quiets your fear & self doubt. In idiots that manifests as aggression because it turns down on the volume on the little voice that says "maybe you shouldn't punch that cop".
 
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