DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I'm dealing with a bullshit assignment at work and need something good for background noise. Can you guys suggest some prime TIHYDPs?

Best recent one is Crash Team Racing. Last good game he has played, he even said "make one mistake and you lose the race, fucking gaaa- it is so bad".

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah, I actually think about that a lot, I'm betting he would get thousands of views even if he just allowed a wild comment section where you can talk shit about him on his main videos. The thing about allowing comments is then people are encouraged to come back to the video to check replies and likes on their comments, and of course if they get in to a discussion with someone or something like that you get a ton of engagement through extra views, comments, likes, etc. By being such a thin skinned coward DSP is really cutting his legs off on Youtube, still as others have pointed out how long would DSP last if people could publicly call him out on his scamming? Hard to say, but killing all the engagement on his videos isn't doing him any favors.

I think the effects of “calling out his scamming” is grossly overestimated.

(And quickly turns into a gay circlejerk of “we must save Phil’s retards from doing retarded things!”. Pointing out his scams is fun and entertaining. Especially if it makes him sweat. Virtue signaling about it is unfunny faggotry.)

Like... His mods know he’s shady. His whales know it. The vast majority of viewers (ironic or not) know it.
The handful of tards who are team #believePhil won’t be convinced anyways.

For years, Phil’s defense has been:

A: It’s not true.
B: It didn’t happen.
C: If it DID happen, it wasn’t my fault.
D: Muh bills, Muh tahxes.

The few people who still believe any of this won’t be convinced by any amount of Youtube comments, so Phil is really ruining his career/views/Youtube presence for no good reason. Except his ego.

Remember, the reason he originally turned off comments wasn’t Line app or WWE Champions, but the simple fact that he’s so thinskinned that he can’t stand people making fun of him in the comments.

(The really interesting question is if Phil KNOWS he’s ruining his visibility/discoverability or is too dumb to understand how Youtube and algorithms really work.)

 

[Sup3r]

Best recent one is Crash Team Racing. Last good game he has played.

That game was everything he hates in a game to play through. He couldn't cheese it, couldn't grind and couldn't rely on chat for help. While it is true for all racing games, it really came to focus with CTR because he had hyped himself up for it.

Phil would never play another game like it of his volition. He is way too scared to want to put himself in a position like that again.

 

[Fapcop]

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

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Phil announces gassing all comments in his Youtube videos. Gee, some of that sounds familiar?!

Here’s another oldie but goldie, only two years old!

DSP tries it: A salty/ungrateful rant on Youtube, insulting viewers and getting scammed by Macy's

Here is a very salty/ungrateful rant DSP did in regards to Youtube, insulting his viewers by calling them ignorant/ having ADD and telling a story about how ...

m.youtube.com

“Youtube is a failing shitty business run by Yale idiots who don’t listen to their customers! Twitch is the future, much better than Youtube ever was, because they listen to criticism and respect kahntent creators!”

The more things change...

 

[Comma]

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How fitting that he promised something he didn't even check was possible. Business degree, rely on your own customers to tell you what you can and can't do.

Nothing he could do. Not his fault. He did everything correct.

 

[Full Race Replay]

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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Phil announces gassing all comments in his Youtube videos. Gee, some of that sounds familiar?!

I can't wait until phil completely disables his youtube live chat to own the trolls.

 

[Jasper2K]

So Phils crying about two games being released the same day. What does this asshole expect developers to delay games just for him? Fucker doesn't need to play everything day one.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The autumn season’s starting, so I’d like to just take a moment and say I hope all you Kiwisharts had a good summer.
That is, a few months of laying in front of an air conditioner, as we all know that’s the only method one needs for cooling off from the brutal heatwaves. Preferably you had at least three to choose between.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

I don't think he explained it at any point which makes me even more suspicious of it. That whole segment was weird, it reminded me of being 17 and rapidly texting a girlfriend so she didn't dump me because I had fucked up. Not saying that's what happened, I have no clue what happened, but that's the vibe it gave me. Whatever it is he really doesn't want us to know about it for some weird reason when he's shared so much other dumb shit. My honest guess: It's something that makes him look bad.

Someone earlier said that Kat probably has had enough of his narcissistic bullshit, and the birthday thing where he took her to BK and then made the entire day about himself because he was wronged by getting a sub-par sandwich was probably the last straw. I don't know, it seems plausible.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

I'm dealing with a bullshit assignment at work and need something good for background noise. Can you guys suggest some prime TIHYDPs?

The ARMS one is great but it may be distracting having tears in your eyes from laughing

 

[metis]

I'm dealing with a bullshit assignment at work and need something good for background noise. Can you guys suggest some prime TIHYDPs?

The Sekiro one is pretty good, also his first playthrough of Dark Souls 1 has a pretty sizable amount of sodium. Pretty much any first playthrough of a Fromsoft game.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can't wait until phil completely disables his youtube live chat to own the trolls.

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't done that already, either by making it members-only or going back to the good ol' days of the IRC Safe Space North Korea chat. The way he's going in 2023 he's going to achieve e-hermit godhood by streaming for his 3-5 whales on a private stream only they will be able to access.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't think he explained it at any point which makes me even more suspicious of it. That whole segment was weird, it reminded me of being 17 and rapidly texting a girlfriend so she didn't dump me because I had fucked up. Not saying that's what happened, I have no clue what happened, but that's the vibe it gave me. Whatever it is he really doesn't want us to know about it for some weird reason when he's shared so much other dumb shit. My honest guess: It's something that makes him look bad.

It's probably that their marriage has long been an emotionless arrangement. Phil couldn't stop bragging about Catherine when he first told us about her. Now we hear barely anything about her other than she works sometimes, she comes home, and makes custom made homemade authentic meals rarely. You know he desperately wants to stick it to Leanna like he used to at every opportunity.

 

[Shabobus]

I'm dealing with a bullshit assignment at work and need something good for background noise. Can you guys suggest some prime TIHYDPs?

The Borderlands one by Pocok has a lot of Phil at his most mind-bogglingly stupid.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't done that already, either by making it members-only or going back to the good ol' days of the IRC Safe Space North Korea chat. The way he's going in 2023 he's going to achieve e-hermit godhood by streaming for his 3-5 whales on a private stream only they will be able to access.

I don't think he can entirely because he needs his whales to tell him how to play.

As for TIHYDP, I suggest Max Payne 3. It's only an hour, and one of the two that I think Sons of Kojima actually enhanced with their commentary. The other being the Goutfather one. Because even though SoK were raging autists, they didn't do EVERYTHING wrong. Actually I'm kind of impressed that Fuchs actually got off the internet and stayed off (as far as we know.) That almost never happens with lolcows.

Be amazed at DSP spending an hour ranting about how there are too many enemies in a shoot 'em up game.

 

[Fapcop]

Someone earlier said that Kat probably has had enough of his narcissistic bullshit, and the birthday thing where he took her to BK and then made the entire day about himself because he was wronged by getting a sub-par sandwich was probably the last straw. I don't know, it seems plausible.

Phil’s chat had some interesting theories on what had happened. “Tyrone’s condom burst” was one of them.

Or some scheduling/promotion thing at work that went wrong.

However, Phil mentioned that “he wished he could fix things, but it’s out of his control”, so probably the PS5 he got her for her birthday which is delayed or some boring shit like that.

Phil is the master of making mundane, boring “behind da scenes” shit sound interesting and dramatic.

As for TIHYDP, I suggest Max Payne 3. It's only an hour, and one of the two that I think Sons of Kojima actually enhanced with their commentary.

Be amazed at DSP spending an hour ranting about how there are too many enemies in a shoot 'em up game.

Also: How he never/rarely uses bullet time which isn’t just the way you’re supposed to get rid of the “too many enemies”, but is also the major selling point of the game and made it unique/interesting.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Phil’s chat had some interesting theories on what had happened. “Tyrone’s condom burst” was one of them.

Or some scheduling/promotion thing at work that went wrong.

However, Phil mentioned that “he wished he could fix things, but it’s out of his control”, so probably the PS5 he got her for her birthday which is delayed or some boring shit like that.

Phil is the master of making mundane, boring “behind da scenes” shit sound interesting and dramatic.

What if Khet's BK sandwich was also messed up?

 

[Cardef1121]

I'm dealing with a bullshit assignment at work and need something good for background noise. Can you guys suggest some prime TIHYDPs?

I'll take any chance I can get to recommend this:

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Another autistic, "single by choice", demisexual no life loser tipping Phil...


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This deviant art lol...

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Everyone who likes Phil is a freak...wow

He titled this "When I drank too much coffee xD"
Are you fucking shitting me? These are coomer eyes!

Spoiler: horrifying but photoshopped...i hope

Deviant Art pic | Video: The Eternal Coomer

 

[bobatnight]

Someone earlier said that Kat probably has had enough of his narcissistic bullshit, and the birthday thing where he took her to BK and then made the entire day about himself because he was wronged by getting a sub-par sandwich was probably the last straw. I don't know, it seems plausible.

How different can Phil be to when they got together though? Like she had to have some idea of what kind of person he is/was, I know people change as they get comfortable in a relationship but this is Phil.