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bobatnight said:
How different can Phil be to when they got together though? Like she had to have some idea of what kind of person he is/was, I know people change as they get comfortable in a relationship but this is Phil.
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The bankruptcy saga hadn't technically happened yet, although I don't know how much that would affect Kat if any quite honestly.

Also, at least to me, DSP seems much more angry, bitter, and unhealthy than he did 18 months ago.
 
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Can't do it during the prestream, apparently.
 
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bobatnight said:
How different can Phil be to when they got together though? Like she had to have some idea of what kind of person he is/was, I know people change as they get comfortable in a relationship but this is Phil.
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I'm pretty sure when Phil sought her out, they both had very different expectations. In exchange for a place to live, Phil wanted a bang-maid, and Khet read it as bang-maid. No relationship can survive that level of fundamental miscommunication. You know how we're always amazed to find out Phil can sink lower? Imagine how it must feel to find that out and then have to share a bed with the man.

Salubrious said:
The bankruptcy saga hadn't technically happened yet, although I don't know how much that would affect Kat if any quite honestly.

Also, at least to me, DSP seems much more angry, bitter, and unhealthy than he did 18 months ago.
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This is also remarkable, because most of us have had an utterly miserable past 18 months, and I think most of us are seeing some kind of light at the end of the tunnel. When the Vest Streak began, I think there was some genuine salt on our end just from the people who were out of work. But, we were all in a shitty situation at the time. Meanwhile, Phil has, in these same nearly two years, made magnitudes more money than many people, but is decaying right before our eyes, mentally and physically, and realizes his future is getting bleaker.
 
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So this apparent porch monkey revival, you know hes taking it back, that I guess includes pushing really hard to show hes not inept at games and everyone else just rushes through them.

Hes real and honest cause he takes his time. I have to wonder who more special phil or the Derich's who believe this crap.

Takes him 3 hours to get through a tutorial that took ign half the time.

So hes proud hes worse at games than game journalists who do stupid shit like complain fighting games have too much fighting, get stuck in cup head tutorials and brag about cheating to beas siekro while suggesting there be a boss skip button.

PP is once again his best detractor. You keep being worse than game journalist PP, and brag about it...at nearly 40 years old.

EDIT - to stop double posting and there was an error..

So mr "come to me for gaming news" didnt know about the most anticipated update to the ps5, the one that let's you install m.2 drives?

Not currently watching but let me guess a derailing sony sucks wtf is this when he see the QoL ui updates like separating ps4 and ps5 versions.

tism Edit cause I just thought of something..

I wouldn't be surprised that the big emergency he had to deal with on camera with khet was something stupid like he wanted Kraft Mac Cheese for din din and momm...wifey could only find Velveta but he's a pathetic lonely desperate narcissist so he had to fish for attention by grunting and over dramatically sighing.
 
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I'll never understand why Phil thinks it makes sense for him to go on long rambling sessions about gaming news.

Do you guys think Phil genuinely believes that there are people who get their news from him? Is he really this delusional?
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
I'm dealing with a bullshit assignment at work and need something good for background noise. Can you guys suggest some prime TIHYDPs?
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I'm late, but the Mario Sunshine is pretty good. I'd suggest Devin Diablo's one over OutSyder, though, unless you want to hear "WHAT HAAAPPEEENEED? IT GLIIIIITCHED?" every five minutes. Mario Tennis is good too but I'd suggest seeking out the individual "Mario vs. Blooper" and "Mario vs. Luigi" instead of the full TIHYDP for the same reason.

I'd also say Madden, but that one's so old everyone's seen it already.
 
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DZoomer said:
I'll never understand why Phil thinks it makes sense for him to go on long rambling sessions about gaming news.

Do you guys think Phil genuinely believes that there are people who get their news from him? Is he really this delusional?
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Derich does. Derich can't be bothered to turn off his favorite porn sites to look at basic game news
 
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daBonehead said:
"IF YOU SAID LIFE IS STRANGE IS 6 TO 8 HOURS LONG, YOU LIED"
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They didn't lie Phil, you just take forever to finish any game. Constantly checking for tips updating your leader board as well as walking around aimlessly going " wow see that? pretty cool huh? *goat laugh* ".
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Phil thinks the only way you can review a game is if you do everything, and explore all the options.

When in reality most reviews really only require you to beat the game and then critique what you played.

Again though this is DSP, who loves to ACKt like he is the only who gives a "fair review" or "cares about gaming."

This dude said Returnal wasn't worth $70 because it was 16 hours long, and would you look at that LIfe is Strange: True Colors is $60.....

You're telling me a 8 hour walking simulator is worth $60 but an innovative rogue-like shooter(Returnal) which happens to be 16 hours isn't....worth $70.

No fuck off Phil, you are the worst person to be talking about "value" when you charge $150 for a FUCKING VEST!
 
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Space Cooter said:
Donkey kong 64. He is truly miserable during that play through. One of his most--maybe the most--toxic play throughs
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I LOLd so hard when Phil was supposed to slide against some sliding... creature in an iceshaft... And for some inexplicable reason TRIED TO ARMWALK HIS WAY THROUGH the first couple of times, before he realized he was supposed to slide/glide.

And the best part is DSPs facial expressions of pure pain and loathing 90% of the time.
 
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