Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Fucking idiot

On the contrary, not getting vaxxed is probably the smartest thing Surfer has ever done.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

surfer appealing to human rights tribunal?
now i know you're lying!

If I got it wrong, someone can correct me but he said something like this during his 2nd(?) stream

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

If I got it wrong, someone can correct me but he said something like this during his 2nd(?) stream

No he did say that during his stream last night.

 

[1 Guy 1 Taco]

I wanted to address this again, don't know if it's better to edit my post or to just reply again.. I'll reply again;

If i did (and I very well may have.. tons of us were sperging at surfer) claim to want to travel to surfer's place and bash him over the head with his weights, that was very fucking stupid. I automatically assume folks can take what I say as just goofy shit in chat, but I forget that others can take that stuff very seriously.


I had no intentions of beating surfer with his own weights. At absolute worst, i'd just call surfer a kike. I'm not a violent type.

I mean, the OP video is just Surfer screaming about bashing Jew heads with a tire iron for 15 minutes. I don't see what the big deal is.

 

[Love Machine]

With my 100% mathematical efficiency, I know surfer and ppp would still be together if surfer just played some vidya and stopped being a zealous fag.

 

[instythot]

I mean, the OP video is just Surfer screaming about bashing Jew heads with a tire iron for 15 minutes. I don't see what the big deal is.

And his penis. Don't forget that he's gonna kill the Jews by hitting them in the mouth with his penis

Part of the charm is watching godwinson gently trying to prod surfer into taking the next cooking step without setting off another drunken rant. It should be up on bitchute, if not there should be an archive in the first few pages of the thread

Edit: oops, I thought you were replying to the guy who was asking how to get the full porkchops stream

 

[Crystal Golem]

I wanted to address this again, don't know if it's better to edit my post or to just reply again.. I'll reply again;

If i did (and I very well may have.. tons of us were sperging at surfer) claim to want to travel to surfer's place and bash him over the head with his weights, that was very fucking stupid. I automatically assume folks can take what I say as just goofy shit in chat, but I forget that others can take that stuff very seriously.


I had no intentions of beating surfer with his own weights. At absolute worst, i'd just call surfer a kike. I'm not a violent type.

perhaps it was an overreaction on his part but with the amount of poop touching you guys do and how mad you get over criticism of your daddy I frankly don't blame him.

 

[Dubious Dubu]

Cooking With Surfer: GokuJang Pork With Radishes

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Surfer says that God wishes for all peoples to serve God, but within nations divided along racial borders. Now given that Surfer is a mixed Jew yet advocating for the hwhite race.. Does that mean Surfer believes Jews are white? Or is Surfer advocating for a nation that he would then be exiled from? We need a hot take weigh-in from the Drunken Preacher himself there buddy.

 

[American Bullfrog]

This has gotten out of hand. Surfer isn’t the only thing that has been raped.

 

[Noproblemo]

I've never been raped

I could rape you right now

 

[chimpSculpture]

PPP's hair is always wet and stuck to his head. Does he make these videos after exercising or is he always sweating like a disgusting pig?

 

[Love Machine]

We need to make a poll to figure out which of us have been raped, To separate the normals from the surfers.

 

[JewishCensorship]

Cooking With Surfer: GokuJang Pork With Radishes

https://odysee.com/@PeoplesPopulistPress:e/CuckadaAugust28th:4https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/peoplespopulistpress

youtu.be

Surfer says that God wishes for all peoples to serve God, but within nations divided along racial borders. Now given that Surfer is a mixed Jew yet advocating for the hwhite race.. Does that mean Surfer believes Jews are white? Or is Surfer advocating for a nation that he would then be exiled from? We need a hot take weigh-in from the Drunken Preacher himself there buddy.

As an Atheist wignat, I'll give my piece to piss everyone off: It depends on the Jew. Ashkenazi Jews are not Semitic at all and were converts from the Khazar Kingdom which is around modern-day Ukraine so yes, they are white, but don't want to be in most cases and are usually the most subversive ones. People from the actual tribe of Judah looked like desert rats though. Looking at pictures of Sephardic Jews, they look like Middle Easterners or Semites and not white, too. It really just depends on the Jew. I've seen Jews debating with Mark Collett and claiming they are whiter than him. Mark Zuckerberg is whiter than 90% of the people posting on /pol/, too, and he's still a kike to the core. It's a complex issue tbh.

 

[PoNR]

What we've learned so far:

1. PPP is likely a rapist
2. Surfer housed PPP, bought all the groceries, did all the cooking and all the cleaning
3. PPP doesn't work and spends all day on his laptop
4. PPP gambles away all his NEETbux and pays almost none the of rent
5. PPP is incapable of taking a shit without leaving poo all over the toilet seat and doesn't clean up for the next person
6. PPP has regular spergouts that escalate to violence unless you concede you're his "bitch" before him

Can you imagine living with this fat psychopathic maniacal power-tripping worthless slob? surfer did nothing wrong. PPP is 3x his size. moralfags in this thread pretending they wouldn't call the cops on some feral Black who is in your home threatening you. surfer has the right to live in his own home without fear of getting paralysed by the random tantrums of some violent animal. All the evidence points towards Surfer being calm and cool and trying to de-escalate the situation, all the evidence points towards PPP being a violent animal wanting to inflict harm on anyone he can get away with hurting. I hope to God PPP never gets married and has kids. he'll beat them just like his worthless dad beat him. I would be terrified living with that "man".

 

[Injun Joe]

anyone know where to find Surfers stream???

 

[Xibakan]

Can you imagine living with this fat psychopathic maniacal power-tripping worthless slob? surfer did nothing wrong. PPP is 3x his size.

Surfer did nothing wrong.

Honestly thinking over the situation with some clarity has made me realise that PPP getting butthurt over gambling jokes and sport is pretty pathetic.
The Ethan Ralph A-lawg became like his idol by threatening violence when someone makes fun of him.
I am no longer your mensch PPP.

 

[Guntkvd]

PPP needs to channel his negative energy somewhere. Preferably to the back of Ethan Ralph's head.

 

[arabianights]

anyway, has anyone found original Surfer stream please?
or can anyone give recap of it and highlights?

 

[Pigfy]

PPP's hair is always wet and stuck to his head. Does he make these videos after exercising or is he always sweating like a disgusting pig?

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When you're that fat its always both.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

anyway, has anyone found original Surfer stream please?
or can anyone give recap of it and highlights?

I got you buddy