I'll never get over how every single troon in the Kevieverse thought that spending thousands of dollars on assorted surgeries was more of a priority than addressing their five o'clock shadow or caterpillar eyebrows.
Slightly late but it could be due to multiple reasons. For example, only associating "woman" with certain body parts. Bobs + vagne = woman. Another is only wanting the SEXY characteristics of women, aka long hair bobs and vagine. Listening to a lot of what troons want out of being a woman, its usually "wouldn't it be nice to have soft skin, boobs, soft girldick ( :horrifying: )" and other things only gotten with estrogen or surgery to them. Combine it with their tendency to go for transhumanist beliefs, autism and other disorders keeping the body and mind more dissociated with each other, possible facial blindness or not caring about the face as long as there are boobs, and wanting a quick fix they don't have to maintain (after breast and face surgery's initial matinence it's done, and kevin found the hard way about amhole surgery), and you get a bunch of communist raising money for surgery.
All those boxes in that small house are giving me anxiety. Maybe Jen is so skinny because Kevin literally boxed him in while he ran off to eat both his and Jen's portion of food downstairs. The cask of Unicron...
Why would a doctor give someone fucking diazepam and then after that start asking them questions about their upcoming medical procedure? If you can't even manage to speak to a doctor without being dosed with sweet, delicious valium then getting your facial bones shaved is the least of your worries.
To be fair, I too would rather talk to him on mellow out drugs considering how tightly wound his ass is (it's blown out too, quite a feat).
Why is Kevin going to a gyno? They won't be able to do anything. A speculum can't fit because there's so much scar tissue. They can't even put a finger in there. The only thing that will happen is we'll get a wonderful Twitter meltdown of him freaking out and coping about how his choice and his laziness caused damage to his body.
The gyno will say "yes you have an amhole" and pat Kevin on the back and send him home with a sticker. That's it. That's all he wants too.
If we are lucky, s/he'll make a comment on how he fucked up his aftercare or refer him to a wound specialist and he spegs out.
We'll have to start calling him Cone.
Convex wedge, concave wedge...
These tweets are some of the funniest tweets from wedge I've read:

>Wedge doesn't realize
he's the problem

"DEAF PEOPLE MUST BE PIGEONHOLED AS TEACHERS AND SHOULD HAVE A HARDER TIME UNDERSTANDING THEIR STUDENTS SO BOTH THEY AND THE STUDENTS STRUGGLE MORE, WE MUST TEACH OUR HEARING SHITLORDS CAPTITAL DEAF SUPREMECY"
A good schoolteacher needs to be able to speak and understand languages well (since you can't forcibly assign children to live in other countries for a few months like the military do). Some Deaf people by Wedge's own definition could not be able to do this, nor would all of them want to (ie not interact with hearing shitlords). Those with audio processing disorders could get very overwhelmed by a classroom of teenaged bastards (no, you can't make all the kids more disabled friendly, there's too many bastards) and those who refuse a hearing aid couldn't stop kids from shittalking each other and preventing bullying. Hiring an interpreter for that would be out of most school's budgets, and if they already struggle to feed students or get actual equipment then you bet they can't afford a deaf teacher.
Wedge is autistic but also a giant fucking stupid idiot (because he hates those "slurs" lol) and needs to get his asshole bent back into shape. He makes other autistic people who aren't idiots or bitchy assholes who demand special treatment embarrassed and I'm sorry to all the autists in and out of this thread who have to be associated with his dumb ass. Even people who need handlers usually aren't as annoying as he is.