Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Pretty much as I expected, Rioley is back, nothing really happened. Ngl, immediately jumping to post "lol bet he 41 percented guys!!!" solely because a twitter addict spent a few days not posting on Twitter is a little bit autistic. If anything it was probably good for his mental health... Then again, he does engage in diaper baby fetish roleplay in real life too.... Ehh, scratch that idea. He'd need a hell of a bigger intervention than just a few days off social media to find his way back to sanity.

Not much worth posting, but here's the latest Ripley selfie anyways.

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I'll never get over how every single troon in the Kevieverse thought that spending thousands of dollars on assorted surgeries was more of a priority than addressing their five o'clock shadow or caterpillar eyebrows.
 
I'll never get over how every single troon in the Kevieverse thought that spending thousands of dollars on assorted surgeries was more of a priority than addressing their five o'clock shadow or caterpillar eyebrows.
Irreversible and experimental surgery depending on the subjective concept of what a vagoo or a pair of tits looks like that makes people kill themselves is pushed as the magical fix for dysphoria, so if they do that they feel they don't have to, you know, look attractive or even practice basic self care.
 
I'll never get over how every single troon in the Kevieverse thought that spending thousands of dollars on assorted surgeries was more of a priority than addressing their five o'clock shadow or caterpillar eyebrows.

They're incredibly lazy assholes who want the quick fix. They want the short cut that solves their "problem" right now and do not want to wait. They, just like gross internet-addicted teenage boys, don't want to put it any effort but want all the benefits of putting in effort.

Growing out hair is the most effort they will spend, which is none because their body does all of it. Unfortunately this includes facial hair, which takes effort to shave.

HSTS will try and shriek about how few men want them. AGP will shout about how no lesbian women want them while clearly looking like the fat, balding, ugly 35 year old men they are.
 
He totally looks like your average old school prog rock fan in that pic. Like I can see him having a bunch of Rush posters in his bedroom, a couple guitars on guitar stands and a shelf full of D&D books, Moebius comics, and quasi-intellectual books on physics.

There is no way in a million years that I would guess that he is supposed to be a woman.
 
Pretty much as I expected, Rioley is back, nothing really happened. Ngl, immediately jumping to post "lol bet he 41 percented guys!!!" solely because a twitter addict spent a few days not posting on Twitter is a little bit autistic. If anything it was probably good for his mental health... Then again, he does engage in diaper baby fetish roleplay in real life too.... Ehh, scratch that idea. He'd need a hell of a bigger intervention than just a few days off social media to find his way back to sanity.

Not much worth posting, but here's the latest Ripley selfie anyways.

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That isn't the *BEST* picture of ravioli for the comparison, but to me he's always looked like the grave digger enemies from Bloodborne (below). I think it's the heavily tinted glasses he usually wears and the fact that his entire body looks like it was stretched thin.

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Separated at birth or what? :soap:
 
I'll never get over how every single troon in the Kevieverse thought that spending thousands of dollars on assorted surgeries was more of a priority than addressing their five o'clock shadow or caterpillar eyebrows.
Neck got his eyebrows professionally waxed. He also has posted pictures of a few pretty tasteful dresses.
But none of this makes him look like a woman or makes him less crazy.
We're in the realm of problems that eye cream and lip gloss can't solve.
 
I can’t quote and that seems to be an issue for many people.

But, you have to have a family to even be a distant memory. Kevin really believes people will be talking about Transalamander in the year 2221. He would be forgotten a week after committing toaster bath.

after the nuclear war of 3245, when the universe falls dead and silent, if you look very closely with a radiotelescope, you can just detect the faintest of signals as the mutated remnants use their emergency communications systems to load up kiwi farms slightly slower than usual and declare 'Kevin Gibes was fat, and I would not have sex with him' using their hideous appendages

you're ours forever kevkev <3

That string of tweets is so sad. Poor girl. So desperate for affection she will let even the disgusting, degenerate tranch men abuse her. Can’t even understand boundaries between friendship and sex. I don’t care when they string in other gross fetishistic male coomers but this is an actual female and very obviously a victim of abuse throughout her life.

most of her bullshit sounds made up tbh
raped by the priest despite being raised jewish? all that mexican drug dealer with a heart of gold who took her in because he could just see how awesome she was is 100% mary sue fanfiction

she sounds like one of those edgy wiccan teenagers that writes twilight fanfic who never grew up. they were big on all that headmates shit back in the day

I'd love to know how you're a stripper with a broken spine too.

tbf she was actually pretty fuckable before she trooned but you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that much drama
 
I’m genuinely upset that Rioley is alive. Chronic-posting on Twitter and then radio silence for a week with no significant update afterwords. Straight playing with everything I know about troons. Oh well, he has a lot of time to make up for in lost tweets. I hope he doesn’t disappoint.
 
Hairnets are fine (even over the chin where beards are involved), face masks are stupid and are rendered ineffective almost immediately by an infinity of factors in even the most sterile kitchen environment, and gloves, well, for countless millennia humans have been preparing each other's food without the use of gloves and to my knowledge there hasn't even an extinction event caused by it.

Here's a mask that a reprobate like Wedge should be required to wear.

This shouldn't even be a question. Even if there wasn't a pandemic.

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Motherfucker's out here chimping about kitchen cleanliness when he's blowing out his anus with fish hooks and chasing STDs with group sex. Go DIAF, Wedge.
 
I'll never get over how every single troon in the Kevieverse thought that spending thousands of dollars on assorted surgeries was more of a priority than addressing their five o'clock shadow or caterpillar eyebrows.
I suppose they had to get the more physically obvious things out of the way first. As, in my mind, one would probably mistake Kevin and his ilk for women, if one happened to be standing several yards away and was looking at them from the back or the side. Only to immediately realize they're just transsexuals poorly pretending to be the opposite gender.

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Demanding people wear masks, even beyond the pandemic, is just asking for someone to spit in your food.
 
I would give someone two dollars just to watch Wedge be added to the "Bottom Surgery Complications" slideshow that is this thread. You have Ravioli that is so insane that surgeons don't want to deal with him and you have Kev whose amhole gave him nerve damage and it's filled with so much scar tissue that nothing can penetrate him. I wonder what complication Wedge will have. Maybe it'll be a fistula due to his blown out asshole. Or maybe nerve pain because he went to the cheapest butcher that would take him.

Has he said which doctor is going to cut him up?
 
Reading this stuff is giving me a headache, I cannot imagine how anyone is capable of living a life such as this.
 
>I’m deaf
>there [sic] every sound was like a gunshot

Ah yes, the rarest form of deafness, where the individual suffers from hearing too well.
 
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