Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Big Fart Bart]

Damn, i feel bad for the eldest brother just trying his best and gets dunked on by his sister that looks (and probably smells) like literal trash.
I always knew she and her little sister FUCKING hated eachother for some reason, but its so satisfying to see that its because her little sister is just better than her at everything, lol. Get fucking owned trailerwhore.

Aahh, harkens me back to the youtube vid she forced her dad to be in and practically begged him to say that he was proud of her and he just BARELY managed to lie unconvincingly.

 

[Kosher Snake]

LMAO

Anisa, you do not now have, nor have you ever had, a career. Whether it's streamer thottery, or whether it's OF thottery, you have never once in your life done meaningful work.

you know that line in some adam sandler movie i cant remember "everyone in this room is now dumber because of it"

yeah that is how anisas "career" is defined, this is a pestilence not even SCP-049 can cure
pestilence is an apt word because her siblings now have to deal with the fact they're related to a brain-cracked e-whore
imagine being the lawyer being asked by one of her firmmates "attorney, is this a relative of yours?" and all she can give is an exasperated sigh
imagine being the eldest whos trying to get back on his feet career-wise and mental health-wise, and having to think that his potential future coworkers will judge him via association
imagine being the younger sister when the slander's effects reach her doorstep
the list goes on, as to how I can visualize how much of a taint it is being related to an e-whore

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Months.
She is running out of skin.

She's going to crash and have a breakdown when she can no longer chase the high of new tattoos. She'll run out of skin, and she'll most likely have burned through a massive amount of savings. By the time she's done, well, I shudder to think of how aged-out and nasty she'll look. Knowing how mentally unstable she is, I doubt there will have been anything set aside for future children.

 

[marisa #]

Knowing how mentally unstable she is, I doubt there will have been anything set aside for future children.

"children"
Did they ever mention that they wanted children? They don't strike me as the type. If so, then where do I even begin? That child doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Did they ever mention that they wanted children? They don't strike me as the type.

It's more that Anisa's life looks so poorly planned in general. They're married but don't have a future that I can see. They haven't said much about kids, but that's the thing, because where do they expect to take the marriage in 20 years if they don't simply divorce? Meme couple forever? Is she aiming for a MILF OnlyFans career? Because selling nudes isn't exactly a solid career you can do up until you're retirement age. If they're not married to start a family some day, what's holding the Jomha marriage together besides sex and Ian paying for all of Anisa's bills? Genuine question.

I don't think iDubbbz or Anisa would be great parents or anything, they keep losing dogs for fuck's sake. It's just obvious that they aren't thinking about some end goal in their lives together. By the time you're turning 40, 50, 60, if you don't have kids by then, it's probably too late to have them, and Anisa is already hurdling down a destructive path that won't be good for her in her middle age. I just don't see the logic or the long-term benefit with their marriage. That's what makes some of this so crazy. Everything comes off as being only planned out into next week, not ten or twenty years down the road for them as a couple.

In theory, the traditional legal purpose of marriage is to legally tie yourself to the person you will make babies with. They don't have that kind of love, though. Ian is just financially and legally tied to a woman who is an utter trainwreck skank, and he pays for her bills, her implants, her tattoos, and their home. Ian is dumping all sorts of money into satisfying Anisa's BPD, and Anisa's sunk everything into this OF persona including tattoos that will exclude her from many future jobs. Anisa is an expensive disaster.

 

[Ratzinger]

I can't imagine how disappointed he is that she managed to drag the entire Jomha legacy down with her.

Imagine working as a lawyer and knowing that everytime someone googles your name they find pictures of your sister looking like a victorian insane asylum inmate and showing of her chocolate starfish or whatever.
She's probably costing her siblings more money then whatever she is contributing to dad.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

It's more that Anisa's life looks so poorly planned in general. They're married but don't have a future that I can see. They haven't said much about kids, but that's the thing, because where do they expect to take the marriage in 20 years if they don't simply divorce? Meme couple forever? Is she aiming for a MILF OnlyFans career? Because selling nudes isn't exactly a solid career you can do up until you're retirement age. If they're not married to start a family some day, what's holding the Jomha marriage together besides sex and Ian paying for all of Anisa's bills? Genuine question.

I don't think iDubbbz or Anisa would be great parents or anything, they keep losing dogs for fuck's sake. It's just obvious that they aren't thinking about some end goal in their lives together. By the time you're turning 40, 50, 60, if you don't have kids by then, it's probably too late to have them, and Anisa is already hurdling down a destructive path that won't be good for her in her middle age. I just don't see the logic or the long-term benefit with their marriage. That's what makes some of this so crazy. Everything comes off as being only planned out into next week, not ten or twenty years down the road for them as a couple.

In theory, the traditional legal purpose of marriage is to legally tie yourself to the person you will make babies with. They don't have that kind of love, though. Ian is just financially and legally tied to a woman who is an utter trainwreck skank, and he pays for her bills, her implants, her tattoos, and their home. Ian is dumping all sorts of money into satisfying Anisa's BPD, and Anisa's sunk everything into this OF persona including tattoos that will exclude her from many future jobs. Anisa is an expensive disaster.

Anisa is banking on a future divorce where she can get a big chunk of what wealth Ian has left. Divorcing now won’t do the trick where it would probably get annulled, it will likely be a few years where she could make a valid claim for alimony, more of his money, any house or condo they end up buying, etc. I doubt this is done in a Machiavellian sense, she just knows that she needs to be married to Ian a few years if she wants a bigger piece of the pie.

The sad part is that Ian knows this is going to happen too but will be too spineless to do anything about it. Simpin’ and cuckin’ ain’t easy.

Anisa is the type that thinks children would just hold her back. Only problem for her is that she’s not being held back by anything nor does she have anything to go to from here. At no point will things turn around for her either. Just that inevitable payday from divorcing Ian so she can fritter it away on thot shit.

 

[Gay Mouth]

The sad part is that Ian knows this is going to happen too but will be too spineless to do anything about it. Simpin’ and cuckin’ ain’t easy.

A certain percentage of beta males seem to think having a divorce under their belt is a win- like maybe getting used for your money is better than being an unloveable incel. Ian is really developing his boomer divorcee look.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Sadly at least one kid in the future is likely. Either the birth control will fail but they'll decide to keep it or Anisa will decide being the cool tattoo'd Millennial mom is a great idea because she'll finally have something that will love her forever and she'll stop it herself. A good number of these uber woke hip child free men and women are reversing course and become terrible parents as they make their way into their 30s.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

For anyone curious, here is a description of Anisa's family.
You might be thinking " hey that's kind of fucked, don't bring them into this", But Anisa has fucked with the Jomha name so much, that a google search for any of her sibling's name, show her nudes instead. If her dad was upset with Anisa shaking her ass on camera, I can't imagine how disappointed he is that she managed to drag the entire Jomha legacy down with her.
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Spoiler: From the oldest sibling to the youngest

All info is provided by either Anisa or her mom, Maureen.

Eldest Brother - Muhammad Jomha
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Constantly battling (actual diagnosed) BPD and depression.
He's always been supportive of Anisa's unconventional employment and appeared in her streams/youtube videos multiple times. It doesn't stop Anisa dunking on him for being "unemployed" and still living with their parents for internet validation, though.
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He is currently coaching kids and trying to get back to school. He also does activism for Alzheimer awareness in honor of his dad. Seems like a genuine guy going through a rough patch, I don't know why Anisa constantly puts him down.

Eldest Sister - Iman Jomha
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The lawyer sister Anisa always brags about, also the sister with the couch Anisa spread her asshole on. She was the bridesmaid for her younger sister, Sarra. She was recently engaged and bought a house. Like Muhammad, Iman seems always supportive of Anisa's career and is constantly seen visiting the Jomha household. Unproblematic lady who just posts about her cat.
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Middle - Anisa

Younger sister - Sarra Jomha
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First to be married in their family, probably the most well-rounded of the bunch. Anisa openly dislikes her and hates that she told their dad about Anisa's thottery.
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Sarra is everything Anisa wanted to be: an artist living in a hip city, having plenty of friends, and married to her highschool sweetheart.
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I find it most amusing Anisa constantly talks about Edmonton being a redneck hickville, and uses it as an excuse for her ignorance about the world/making stereotyped statements about asians, blacks, etc. Her sister, who grew up in that same environment, had no problems making cultured friends of various races.

Birds of a feather flock together or some bs, Anisa.

Younger brother - Nadr Jomha
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Not to be confused with her doctor Uncle with the same name. Not much is known about him because he is barely online(smart move). Anisa says he went to the University of Alberta and is now a lawyer "who did trades to pay for school".

Of course, according to Anisa, none of them are financially supporting her dad, which is why it's up to her to strip naked and pay for his treatments(Which as of 2021, she still hasn't done yet).

It sucks to suck. I am somewhat familiar to that feeling of inadequacy you get when comparing yourself to relatives or when someone in the family does it toward you or when you are "the good one".

Yet, I cannot feel bad for this bitch. Anisa is by no means the worst cow in the Farms, at times she even is relatable in a very sick sense, but she legit can only fuck herself over and bring the whole house down with her cellullite infested ass. Most of us get quarter, half or midlife crisis but most of us don't manage to drag the family name through the mud this badly.

Good riddance, my heart is with the Johmas. They don't seem to deserve any of this shit.

 

[Kosher Snake]

A certain percentage of beta males seem to think having a divorce under their belt is a win- like maybe getting used for your money is better than being an unloveable incel. Ian is really developing his boomer divorcee look.

boomer divorcee lmao, also doubling as a white van beast/nonce

 

[M0JY0]

Anisa mentioned "possibly" wanting children a while ago when she was still streaming, but she talked about it as though it would just end up being some spontaneous thing that will be no big deal. Just like everything else she does - the tattoos, doing the Onlyfans, etc - it will be a spur-of-the-moment decision that she will put no serious thought into. But the difference is that instead of fucking up her own life, which arguably she has every right to do despite the second-hand embarrassment it causes to those around her, she'll be fucking up her kid's life. She will reach a whole new level of trainwreck if it ever happens.

When you have kids, whether on purpose or not, you have to grow up fast and start acting like the adult in the room. The world stops revolving around you. And for Anisa, that will be a big ask.

Chocolate starfish...? Oh, that's a new one. I love it lol, it's my favorite term of the day.

No one here gives a fuck about your favourite term of the day.

 

[Balthier]

For anyone curious, here is a description of Anisa's family.
You might be thinking " hey that's kind of fucked, don't bring them into this", But Anisa has fucked with the Jomha name so much, that a google search for any of her sibling's name, show her nudes instead. If her dad was upset with Anisa shaking her ass on camera, I can't imagine how disappointed he is that she managed to drag the entire Jomha legacy down with her.
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Spoiler: From the oldest sibling to the youngest

All info is provided by either Anisa or her mom, Maureen.

Eldest Brother - Muhammad Jomha
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twitter ig
Constantly battling (actual diagnosed) BPD and depression.
He's always been supportive of Anisa's unconventional employment and appeared in her streams/youtube videos multiple times. It doesn't stop Anisa dunking on him for being "unemployed" and still living with their parents for internet validation, though.
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He is currently coaching kids and trying to get back to school. He also does activism for Alzheimer awareness in honor of his dad. Seems like a genuine guy going through a rough patch, I don't know why Anisa constantly puts him down.

Eldest Sister - Iman Jomha
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The lawyer sister Anisa always brags about, also the sister with the couch Anisa spread her asshole on. She was the bridesmaid for her younger sister, Sarra. She was recently engaged and bought a house. Like Muhammad, Iman seems always supportive of Anisa's career and is constantly seen visiting the Jomha household. Unproblematic lady who just posts about her cat.
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Middle - Anisa

Younger sister - Sarra Jomha
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twit ig
First to be married in their family, probably the most well-rounded of the bunch. Anisa openly dislikes her and hates that she told their dad about Anisa's thottery.
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Sarra is everything Anisa wanted to be: an artist living in a hip city, having plenty of friends, and married to her highschool sweetheart.
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I find it most amusing Anisa constantly talks about Edmonton being a redneck hickville, and uses it as an excuse for her ignorance about the world/making stereotyped statements about asians, blacks, etc. Her sister, who grew up in that same environment, had no problems making cultured friends of various races.

Birds of a feather flock together or some bs, Anisa.

Younger brother - Nadr Jomha
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twitter ig
Not to be confused with her doctor Uncle with the same name. Not much is known about him because he is barely online(smart move). Anisa says he went to the University of Alberta and is now a lawyer "who did trades to pay for school".

Of course, according to Anisa, none of them are financially supporting her dad, which is why it's up to her to strip naked and pay for his treatments(Which as of 2021, she still hasn't done yet).

Oof, the younger sister has to be such a sore spot for Anisa. I had completely forgotten that she's the one who told their dad about her titty streaming. One thing that I'm sure Anisa has insecurities over is how tiny her sister is. She's small and thin which I know Anisa has always claimed to want to be (including telling everyone about her ~eating disorder~ lol.) Anisa has done nothing but gain weight and make herself look disgusting.

Her sister looks happy and has a large circle of friends too. Anisa has to seek advice from Twitter coomers on how to make friends as a nearly 30-year-old woman and even that was a failure.

I'd love to compile something on her mom eventually. I can't remember if it's been done in this thread or not. Her behavior is really strange and to me helps explains a little bit of what's wrong with Anisa.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Anisa mentioned "possibly" wanting children a while ago when she was still streaming, but she talked about it as though it would just end up being some spontaneous thing that will be no big deal. Just like everything else she does - the tattoos, doing the Onlyfans, etc - it will be a spur-of-the-moment decision that she will put no serious thought into. But the difference is that instead of fucking up her own life, which arguably she has every right to do despite the second-hand embarrassment it causes to those around her, she'll be fucking up her kid's life. She will reach a whole new level of trainwreck if it ever happens.

When you have kids, whether on purpose or not, you have to grow up fast and start acting like the adult in the room. The world stops revolving around you. And for Anisa, that will be a big ask.

No one here gives a fuck about your favourite term of the day.

The best prophylactic is Ian’s zero levels of testosterone. It’s very likely sex is already infrequent and it’s likely his sperm count resembles his test levels. If Anisa gets knocked up, it’d be from another guy. Fortunately Anisa doesn’t have to hide it from him, Ian would be the kind of guy to hide in the bedroom closet because he lacks the balls to sit in a corner in the same room while she gets bred by her bull.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Imagine failing sexwork so bad you have to create a second onlyfans account and give out free nudes to get people interested

Most successful girls, like Peachjars, have an All Free onlyfan and you tip for personalized saucier content. I don’t know what kind of crackhead strategy Anisa is attempting.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

She looks like a slutty divorced single mom. What's with the Mormon pajamas?

lol free OF. You can get free lewds with no hard nudity, or pay money, and upgrade to lewds with no hard nudity. What a great strategy. Most girls give the lewds free while selling the actual nudes, but you do your thing, Anisa.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

just lmao at a bunch of crackers with arab names

 

[2020chan]

Younger sister - Sarra Jomha
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twit ig
First to be married in their family, probably the most well-rounded of the bunch. Anisa openly dislikes her and hates that she told their dad about Anisa's thottery.
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Sarra is everything Anisa wanted to be: an artist living in a hip city, having plenty of friends, and married to her highschool sweetheart.
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I find it most amusing Anisa constantly talks about Edmonton being a redneck hickville, and uses it as an excuse for her ignorance about the world/making stereotyped statements about asians, blacks, etc. Her sister, who grew up in that same environment, had no problems making cultured friends of various races.

Birds of a feather flock together or some bs, Anisa.

The little sister looks like what Anisa could have been if she wasn't so retarded.
While not a "great beauty" she's cute, looks fun to be around, has a positive energy in her photos, smiles and looks genuinely happy, surrounded by friends and has a man who looks like he's really into her.
Anisa is such a stark contrast, looking dead inside, like she doesn't want to be in any of the pictures she takes of herself, by herself. When idubbbz makes an appearance, he just makes soy faces or looks annoyed.

Oof, the younger sister has to be such a sore spot for Anisa. I had completely forgotten that she's the one who told their dad about her titty streaming.

I would love to know more about their dynamic. I didn't follow Anisa until she started the onlyfans, the whole titty streaming saga was already over by then but I saw a tweet of her saying she didn't talk to her sister for 4 years. How is that possible? Surely she meant she was just a gigantic bitch to her sister when they did have to be in the same place.

All this time I've been thinking she's ruining herself for the haters, now I wonder if it's her just trying to be as different from her sisters as possible. She can't be smart and successful like the older one, can't be as cute and popular as the younger one, so just fuck my shit up I guess?
I really wonder what they think of her now.

Imagine failing sexwork so bad you have to create a second onlyfans account and give out free nudes to get people interested

There's already free nudes available on the evil nazi forum known as kiwifarms.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

just lmao at a bunch of crackers with arab names

The Jomhas are Albanians so Anisa’s pee oh cee credibility is practically nil. Albanians are toilet tier Europeans and are basically the Ir*sh of Eastern and Southern Europe. A country best known for all kinds of random bunkers commissioned by a crazy dictator. It explains so much about Anisa actually.

Her oldest brother that she likes to shit on is the only one swarthy enough where people believe he may not be white but her, the rest of her siblings, and her mom easily pass as white. Anisa is fooling nobody, especially since she’s not even darker than her pale, spindly husband. She’s a joke.

 

[Local Fed]

The Jomhas are Albanians

They're Lebanese.