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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'm very interested in knowing what effect an actual, real vagina will have on the tranch, considering it is filled with incels and stinkditch-having incels.
I imagine at the very least there’s going to be some kind of conflict between Kevin and Bonnie. Based on their Twitter interactions, Kevin was really desperate for Alyssa/Stella/Kidmess’ attention, and I can’t imagine he’s taking the fact that she more or less dusted him for Bonnie well.
IIRC Kevin and Bonnie already do not get along, so I can’t wait for Kevin’s inevitable rejection blowup and the subsequent fallout for the tranch.
total tinfoil but with as vindictive as Kevin is and as susceptible to delusion as Kindness has proven to be, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kevin tries to groom her into breaking up with Bonnie or convinces her that Bonnie is a groomer (which like… he is, so it wouldn’t be a far stretch).
 
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Haha, I knew it, they're totally going to use her as a nanny/live in maid. She'll get tired of it soon though, and I can't wait to see her to have a melt down, claim she was worked like a slave, and then dish out all the juicy details about how nasty the Tranch really is. We all know they downplay how gross and lazy they really are.
 
You can never actually say this in a public, professional setting, but it is also because of risk taking behavior.

Imagine there is someone named Girl X, who is, of course, entirely fictional.

Girl X has been subjected to sexual assault on numerous occasions.

The last time that this happened, it was after Girl X approached two Somali gentlemen with a white panel van who were standing outside of an electronics store at midnight, smoking crack, and asked if she, too, could smoke some of their crack. They charitably shared their crack with her, and, then, they threw her into the back of their van and, instead of burglarizing the store, spent the next six hours sexually assaulting her.

tHAt's viCTiM ShAmInG
 
It's "so gay" to let your romantic fling of maybe a month shave your hair? Make decisions about your appearance? She is so eager to please him, already cares more about his opinion than anyone else. And is doing his laundry.

Fucking roundabout sexist cult shit, but instead of being obsessed with "purity" or "wholeness" it's "gay".
 
Worth noting there's some incorrect info in that post; her mother's name for starters.

On a related note, if you're working on Alyssa's dox/thread, hit me up. I've got some stuff you might like to see ;)
Indeed her name is Alyssa Jo Frauens. She was adopted by Amelia Roseanne and Michael Matthew Frauens (a glownigger spaceship engineer). She's in contact with her birth mother, so when she talks about her "mother" it's unclear whether she's talking about adopted mom or birth mom.

I posted her dox originally on the Mr Gibes thread (Here) because I (foolishly) thought she was visiting the tranch to get some amhole. Now that Paul "Chad Bonne" Mendoza cucked Mr Gibes, the tranch thread is clearly where she belongs. Many enterprising kiwis here and in Mr Gibes' thread have been researching her dox/lore, and hopefully her own thread is forthcoming. Whomever takes on the herculean task of making an OP about this crazy bitch should find some useful tidbits in that link. Godspeed.
 
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Haha, I knew it, they're totally going to use her as a nanny/live in maid. She'll get tired of it soon though, and I can't wait to see her to have a melt down, claim she was worked like a slave, and then dish out all the juicy details about how nasty the Tranch really is. We all know they downplay how gross and lazy they really are.
What'll be interesting to see is if the Tranch just sits there and takes it. They've had it relatively easy so far; most of the criticism they've had comes from us. Their reaction when a Trancher decides to go rogue will be one for the record books.

Assuming they don't bury her somewhere on the property first.
 
What'll be interesting to see is if the Tranch just sits there and takes it. They've had it relatively easy so far; most of the criticism they've had comes from us. Their reaction when a Trancher decides to go rogue will be one for the record books.

Someone who spent time there did accuse them of abuse. As best I can recall, the "community" did what it always does: attacked the accuser, labelled them a TERF, and then ignored them.
 
Do you have a link?
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I also wonder how having a real woman around will affect their lesbian larp. It's easier to play pretend when it's all crazy men doing it but now there will be a woman to compare themselves to.
Not just compare themselves to, but being compared to a woman by their peers and be found lacking.
Kind of destroys their whole delusion "trans women are real women" and it is their own peers that do it.

All of them will try to compete for her attention and try to lure her away from Bonnie.
No one is really interested in any girldicks or amholes anymore now that a real vagina is around.

I predict things will get very hostile. After all, everyone except one (Bonnie) will be rejected by the actual woman.

'mentally ill incels' + 'Bonnie has access to real vagina' + 'everyone enormously horny and jealous' + 'access to lots of guns' == 'there will be a shooting'.
 
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I highly doubt he's put those standards by the wayside, especially if the standards aren't in his favor.
Is this a new powerplay on his part; the start of a coup?
Is Bonnibel angling to set himself & his newfound femhole to be ranch bosses über alles?
Will Bonbon challenge a fellow trancher to a duel when they inevitably insult her "honor"?
So far Bobbie has made hypocrites of both Penny and Kev by skipping their vetting & "rescuing" a non-POC Alyssa, in addition to cucking them on all fronts. She has no idea what a truly hostile work environment is, but she's fixin' to find out.
 
I for one cannot wait to see what Kindness Alchemy Stellar's new job on the tranch is. I'm sure she won't at all have a BPD meltdown and quit like her last one.
I was puzzled by the "nanny" part until I remembered that some of them are littles. God damnit.

Bonnie mentioned needing to make a littles room
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