Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Instapot]

how about the fact that he has no control over his life like a kept woman? Isn't that kinda bitch-like? Will you address the fact that this all started with PPP's inability to take charge of himself?

Also: cope

He's taking care of himself in the hotel room as we type.

Also: seethe

 

[Jasper2K]

God the sexual tension between PPP and Surfer is real.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

He's taking care of himself in the hotel room as we type.

Also: seethe

We haven’t seen the washroom yet. Probably covered in shit stains like the washrooms at any Walmart in the nation

 

[TheFieldisNicelySeasoned]

I miss Surfer. It doesn't feel the same without him, it just feels like a fat retard yelling at me

 

[Crystal Golem]

He's taking care of himself in the hotel room as we type.

Also: seethe

He's throwing money(probably from parents or Croc) into a hotel while the month is already half over and likely will not be able to afford first and last come October. He has no prospect of a job and probably doesn't have the will to get up and pound pavement after two years of peeling himself off a couch at 3 pm every day.

You call that taking care of himself? I call that Plum Fucked.

 

[AltisticRight]

I keep seeing this repeated and it's just not true Canada hasn't been in lockdown since spring.

Will we ever lock down again? Experts say it’s ‘unlikely,’ as pandemic finish line draws near - National | Globalnews.ca

"This whole pairing in our minds of cases and lockdown now needs to be kind of decoupled, because that's not the situation anymore," said one expert.

globalnews.ca

I wonder how they define lockdowns. The definition of a lockdown here is entirely different yet it's called exactly that. This might be where the confusion comes from? But by Cucknadia's standards, no there is no lockdown. By Australia's, arguably there is, or the very least a soft one.

We call this a lockdown:

Spoiler

- No extended travel (5km or 10km based on where you are)
- Must wear mask on public transport and when you're not exercising
- Maximum number of people allowed in given space
- Only important businesses are allowed extended travel, must wear mask, possible mandatory vaccinations depending on destination. In the case of China, being vaxxed means 2 less weeks of quarantine. Non-vax = nearly a month in quarantine.
- Stupid fucking gay QR codes
- Restaurants etc takeaway allowed, non-essential businesses can do the no-contact pickup shit

They refuse all of this and it's their rights, but low exposure to sunlight causes aggression and depression, might explain the fallout on PPP's part.

 

[Zebedee]

Okay now you're just baiting PPP fanboys lol

Considering the responses he got, I’d say it was pretty successful lmao

 

[Instapot]

He's throwing money(probably from parents or Croc) into a hotel while the month is already half over and likely will not be able to afford first and last come October. He has no prospect of a job and probably doesn't have the will to get up and pound pavement after two years of peeling himself off a couch at 3 pm every day.

You call that taking care of himself? I call that Plum Fucked.

Yep which will be his fault, but we aren't there yet.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I miss Surfer. It doesn't feel the same without him, it just feels like a fat retard yelling at me

Don’t worry Surfer got a job at said motel as maid service. He can’t escape wiping PooPooPoos shit

 

[Miragestallio]

Shoenice paid a visit in chat.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Considering the responses he got, I’d say it was pretty successful lmao

autistic fish in a barrel

Yep which will be his fault, but we aren't there yet.

what's it like to have complete faith in a proven loser?

 

[FujiWuji]

Surfer is going to be replaced by Shoenice.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Well Richard Spencer told me homosexuality is White identity, so that'll be very cultured and White, neither trad nor Christian though.

But how white is greco/roman? And Judas was clearly queer for Jesus.

But why you brought up the likes of Bilk, Barber and Melly, I'll never know(!)

 

[Instapot]

Considering the responses he got, I’d say it was pretty successful lmao

autistic fish in a barrel

what's it like to have complete faith in a proven loser?

What faith? Did I say it wouldn't happen? I would say ppp has a better chance than surfer who is a felon, 20k in debt, drunk, and a fat man's ex-maid.

 

[instythot]

He's throwing money(probably from parents or Croc) into a hotel while the month is already half over and likely will not be able to afford first and last come October. He has no prospect of a job and probably doesn't have the will to get up and pound pavement after two years of peeling himself off a couch at 3 pm every day.

You call that taking care of himself? I call that Plum Fucked.

I believe taking care of himself is meant in the prostate relief sense

 

[vulg]

hey sweetie.... oh... I just thought you looked so cute while sleeping... shshshshhhh don't move - I'll get us breakfast.

*whispers in your ear*

fuck niggers

 

[Crystal Golem]

Did I say it wouldn't happen?

You seem to be avoiding talking about it as an inevitability, yes. You also have trouble admitting he's a bitch when he lets another man pay his way.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I believe taking care of himself is meant in the prostate relief sense

He should practice this skill til he reaches a level of expertise that Canadian sperm banks will have a recruiting war for his services - future $olved!

 

[TimeTravel_0]

Ethan Ralph impregnates a white woman and tries to marry her and everyone hates him. PPP sodomizes and mind controls his jewish fuckboy and everyone loves him.
How

 

[Instapot]

You seem to be avoiding talking about it as an inevitability, yes. You also have trouble admitting he's a bitch when he lets another man pay his way.

Surfer is on welfare so he isn't paying for ppp's way. Ppp might end up homeless raping the other homeless. Who really knows. All I know is your boy surfer is a bitch who cleans after other men.