Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

This stream could go on for 12 hours, we have never seen unadulterated surfer without PPP to steer the ship.

 

[Crystal Golem]

All this shit was a misunderstanding, and it would have been just buds having a little spat.. Then surfer called the fucking cops. That was just too far. Both of them had a pretty shit reaction up until that point.

You call mooching off a friend for an extended period a misunderstanding? Not that calling the cops was the right thing but PPP being a lazy sponge for potentially years isn't a misunderstanding.

 

[UncleTeddy]

This stream could go on for 12 hours, we have never seen unadulterated surfer without PPP to steer the ship.

At this rate it'll be 8 hours of music, 4 hours of speaking.

 

[EyelessMC]

Now they're revealing bad stuff about each other's history. PPP has an abusive drunk for a father.
Surfer burned down a bridge or something.
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PPP never had a room, he slept in the downstairs hallway on a couch apparently.
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I immediately thought of the moon rocket outside stream when PPP killed the spider and Surfer said to leave it alone.

LOL WAIT A MINUTE! Now this makes sense in context!

 

[gaystoner]

im really wondering about the shit on the toilet seat thing. if its a reoccurring problem you'd think he'd say something? like take pictures and be like 'bro'

 

[Barbie Mansion Owner]

Watched a little of Surfer's stream. Jeez. This guy needs help. He and PPP both are examples of everything wrong with our generation...arrested development and total egomania. Sad.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

The stream died but Surfer said its coming back shortly.
Also

BTW, i hope someone is recording these.

 

[kampus_konservative]

sometimes feels like I'm staring into some kind of abyss with this shit. like i should just never log onto the internet again and my life would be almost 100X more fulfilling

 

[Crystal Golem]

sometimes feels like I'm staring into some kind of abyss with this shit. like i should just never log onto the internet again and my life would be almost 100X more fulfilling

It's not that serious.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

Press 1 if you believe Surfer forced PPP to listen to Don Cherry
Press 2 if PPP BLASTED THE TV SPEAKERS

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Fuck I wish I could watch, if surfer deletes this he is a bitch.

 

[Lunky]

PPP is in chat.
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yeah I dont know what PPP was doing in chat, he was sperging the fuck out and surfer didnt even see any of it. Not the best look when you were saying Surfer was the one acting like a nut.

 

[RandomFaggot]

Lets hope our two gay Canadian lovers can eventually forgive each other.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Maybe Surfer and Ade can team up and start Touchin' the Poo Podcast.

 

[Sammich]

You call mooching off a friend for an extended period a misunderstanding? Not that calling the cops was the right thing but PPP being a lazy sponge for potentially years isn't a misunderstanding.

I get you are just trolling, but do you have a shred of proof that PPP hasn't paid his share? You do know canada was paying folks who were off work, right?
PPP came across like a bit of a bitch for sure, He never should have aired this out in public, AT ALL. He is seething like a bitch in surfer's stream right now, making himself look bad. You don't need to make up shit to make the guy look bad. You have zero proof he was a leech.. He just mentioned in chat that surfer owed him 400 bucks.. That doesn't sound like a leech to me. If he's lying, fuck him, if he was leeching off surfer, fuck him, but you are only just pulling shit out of your ass to demonize a guy, you can take what is provable and make him look pretty shitty.
Surfer fucked up by calling the cops for sure, but PPP probably threatened the dude, and he seemed terrifed in the video where he called hte cops.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

yeah I dont know what PPP was doing in chat, he was sperging the fuck out and surfer didnt even see any of it. Not the best look when you were saying Surfer was the one acting like a nut.

Frankly, I think Surfers side will be more truthful, but his opinions will be more trash.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Maybe Surfer and Ade can team up and start Touchin' the Poo Podcast.

"Today we have on Becky Williams to talk cleaning up shit and messy breakups with fat women"

 

[EyelessMC]

I've had roommates and I've lived with my best friends in two different countries. If I said I loved them, I would not do it in such a way it feels like I'm mourning the ending of a romantic relationship. I get that vibe from what both Surfer and PPP said about each other.

That's very different than saying Philia is gay, Null. You had a good joke but you hit it wrong and got stubborn about it.

I'm not trying to defame them or attack their character as saviors of white Christianity or whatever the fuck.

Ignoring the few who think PPP is their actual best friend from the computer screen, most people were just taken aback by your insistence that it's gay to be open with your friend and tell them you love them, or telling others you love your best friend like a brother. It was a weird angle, especially coming from you after everything you've said about fraternity.

But you're on the right track now and it's actually funny. Should've just called them domestic abuse lesbians from the start

I just get that vibe. I always have. It's just very unpopular to say because of their stated principles and that they are currently well liked.

PPP is very funny and he will still be funny if he's gay.

Okay now you're just baiting PPP fanboys lol

 

[Family Guy Reference]

I haven't been watching these guys for very long, so I can't speak to what would be out of character for either of them, but Surfer's explanation of what happened after the stream ended seems much more believable than PPP's explanation. Is Surfer really such an ass that he would force PPP to take off his headphones? Seems it's much more likely that PPP was still upset at Surfer from their on-stream argument and was just on edge.

 

[Barbie Mansion Owner]

Am I the only one getting the creeping suspicion that Surfer, despite being drugged out of his mind, might be more honest than PPP? The spergry from PPP right now is unreal. If he's in the right, why even bother watching Surfer's stream, let along sperging out in chat?