DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

There was a musical performance in Life is Strange, but it was silent because GreedSydePhil disabled all possible DMCA music so he can make (what he claims) is a few dollars on this video.
The result was, of course, an awkward scene that was completely silent.
Phil felt the need to go extreme clown mode to compensate for the silence. So let's critique this, Phil-style:

"These streamers... okay... these streamers... they disable the music. And to me? To MEEE? That ruins the playthrough! It ruins it! The developers put that music in there for the narrative, and to make the game... to be... creative! And these streamers mute it, just so they make a quick buck! And why do they do it? MONEY! THIS! *money-finger gesture at the camera* That's right! It's because they're doing it for the paycheck! And what happens while they sit there in silence? They sing and dance like a clown! Like they're entertaining children, because they want to... to compromise the integrity of their playthrough for a quick buck!"

And as I was writing this, he did half this rant about Wings embracing trolls, and how he won't compromise the quality of his playthroughs.
Right after we sat through a silent scene.

 

[kamekmagik]

DSP said I should go to Kiwifarts and jack you guys off. Who wants to go first?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"I'm not miserable!" - DSP whining miserably, 2021

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Phil isn't the worst SF player, but his knowledge on the meta gameplay has eroded like a stone under niagra falls. He thinks the only meta or tournament style gameplay is footsy and only safe moves. That's completely false. He's just not an aggressive player anymore (if he ever was) so he gets curbstomped in pub lobbies by aggressive players. That's where most of the salt on fridays comes from.

Any TIHYDP of USF2 for the switch is a prime example of how highly Phil thinks of himself when it comes to ST. Forget the fact he was expecting perfect connections on a console with no built in Ethernet port. But he was 100% thinking he was going to get on and have no problem dominating everyone while playing on a switch controller lol.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil has no choice but to leave the twitter comment back on just now

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No way, DSP finally putting aside his pride? Fuck he must really base his self-worth on random people on the internet sucking his dick if he's willing to let the trolls make comments. I'll give him credit for this one, I mean it's pathetic but still it's the right move.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

This rant is Chernobyl levels of copium

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Phil lives in the REAL WORLD ladies and gentlemen, we should stop hanging around those weirdo streamers!

 

[Surly Muppet]

After making a cringey joke about $4.20 tips, Phil accidentally smacked his mic and said, "Sorry, punched the mic... I'm a little tipsy."
Make of that what you will.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

After making a cringey joke about $4.20 tips, Phil accidentally smacked his mic and said, "Sorry, punched the mic... I'm a little tipsy."
Make of that what you will.

Oh my god he's drinking gin

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

After making a cringey joke about $4.20 tips, Phil accidentally smacked his mic and said, "Sorry, punched the mic... I'm a little tipsy."
Make of that what you will.

Seriously, I will never understand the DRUGS BAD ALCOHOL GOOD crowd. Maybe that's just me.

 

[actually]

After making a cringey joke about $4.20 tips, Phil accidentally smacked his mic and said, "Sorry, punched the mic... I'm a little tipsy."
Make of that what you will.

Why, it's a totally normal and healthy behavior to get a little drunk at 6 PM before you have "work", right? Even when you're not celebrating something, right?

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Why, it's a totally normal and healthy behavior to get a little drunk at 6 PM before you have "work", right? Even when you're not celebrating something, right?

Somebody posted the DSP Tries It of him fighting the change to direct capture the other day. He says how gaming with headphones at a monitor isn't real gaming. Real gaming is 1) sitting on your nice couch 2) you got a nice drink in front of ya.

Sorry you aren't a real gamer @actually

 

[TheTractor]

DSP the leader of the cult of normal human adults.

Chop off my hands if he's not drunk tonight, he's hitting the bottle hard.

 

[Jasper2K]

Wanna know why true colors is taking him more than 6-8 hours? He fucking pauses every 10 minutes and goes on a big rant or tries to come off as smart, rephrases things he just read. Then you got assholes like swaggins talking about food and then Phil starts licking his lips. Very toxic.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream update:

Total tip: $32

Top tip: Pastryarchy ($10), Phil must miss Danganronpa now

Members: 268/285

Phil reminding chat that tips is slow and only 30 min left on the stream

OIC wants people to know that he doesn't watch Wings at all

Swagginz is autistic as usual

Troll tips to embarrassing Derich again

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is currently pretending he never watched Dawson's Creek.
But interestingly, we have 40 minutes left on the stream, which means we have almost 20 minutes of planned OT. Phil earlier established Kat came home after the start of the stream.

It's interesting that OT, which had been hard banned for months so he could spend time with his wife seems to have come back in full force, almost every night in the last 2 weeks.

 

[Jasper2K]

It's interesting that OT, which had been hard banned for months so he could spend time with his wife seems to have come back in full force, almost every night in the last 2 weeks.

Almost like it was all a lie and an excuse to run away and drink some gin

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What was the troll tip about Derich about?

 

[JimiHendrix]

DSP said I should go to Kiwifarts and jack you guys off. Who wants to go first?

only if you wear the kamek robe during.

 

[Fragarach]

Toxic as FUCK post-stream segment. Went off on someone asking about superchats saying he doesn't get till a month from now (what about last month's superchats??? ) and complained about troll superchats derailing the stream as though he's not getting money whether they're trolling or not.

And just a reminder, if you troll-superchat, you're an idiot. 9 times out of 10 your message is deleted with no reaction and Phil keeps the money. If you really wanna see Phil pissed off, stop giving him money.