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Jake finds the perfectly intelligible English of CubanaAngel, a black woman, "completely unhinged gibberish". This gnome is such a racist.Jake Alley said:
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Meant to post these in the earlier post: Jake now claims to suffer from "PTSD flashbacks" when seeing Glinner's name or face, flashbacks to what exactly he leaves to the reader
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He wants people to stop beating dead horses? Jacob Lawrence Alley wants other people to stop beating dead horses?
And he still hasn't worked out how to use Twitter, I see. "Yeah, um, if the rest of the world could just never mention this guy again, I'd appreciate it. He isn't worth mentioning UNLESS YOU WANT TO HURT ME. Thanks."
Jake needs an actual problem to overcome. That's all I can muster up at this point.
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TRANSLATION: Ummm, I couldn’t help but notice that people are talking about Glinner again. And even though I made it very clear that he turned to evil because he was so helplessly in love with me, nobody seems to even be mentioning me. How am I supposed to Quinn my way to fame and fortune if you fuckers won’t even remember a simple thing like that?
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You left out this crucial bit
You read that right, folks. Jake believes that HRT, SRS, and even clothing don't really play a role in whether a tranny passes. A TiM will just be so obviously and effortlessly feminine that even if he looks exactly like Jake in that image you will immediately know that she/her are the proper pronouns.
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The mannerisms thing also makes me nuts. I've known a lot of trans people, and getting mannerisms just right is a point of stress for them.
But worse than that, it implies there's a set of universal, biological female mannerisms that don't vary between cultures, eras, or individuals. Nope, it's hard-coded in the DNA that women cross their legs and clear their throats in a certain way. No exceptions. That's how you can tell a woman, nothing so crass as looking for a vulva.
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Since trans and non-binary have become the goth and punk for this generation of rebellious teens, let's transpose Jake's reasoning over to those original subcultures:. That would mean, that if you dye your hair black, get some black lipstick, a Bauhaus shirt, and some pointy toed boots, you're automatically going to look like Peter Murphy or Bela Lugosi. As if there aren't any obese Goths who don't do their own look well.
You get what I'm saying, jake? There are people whose own visual identity, the way they choose to dress themselves, the way they style their hair, does NOT suit them; they don't succeed at looking like what they're trying to look like. And this is just in the realm of fashion!
Imagine if the look you're trying for is going against your formative DNA!
I still can't actually believe Jake is trying to suggest that ALL TRANS WOMEN PASS.
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The HRT changes to bone structure and development of double thin girl skin is what causes the body language to change! You bigots aren't as clever as you think!
Meanwhile, Jake complains that his name change has screwed up his taxes for the last several years along with whining how fraud protection in financial services is transphobic:
If you're wondering why would his legal name change have anything to do with things written under a pen name and which "someone else" wrote under their real name that Violet Hargrave "claimed" later. Well, that's a good question. Someone should probably ask Jake Alley if he's still alive.
Meanwhile, Jake complains that his name change has screwed up his taxes for the last several years along with whining how fraud protection in financial services is transphobic:
If you're wondering why would his legal name change have anything to do with things written under a pen name and which "someone else" wrote under their real name that Violet Hargrave "claimed" later. Well, that's a good question. Someone should probably ask Jake Alley if he's still alive.
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Imagine anyone, non mongoloid retarded levels of stupidity, who could even read Jake's burblings about the Grauniad being anything other than full lefty without erupting into laughter. It is literally THE newspaper you read if you are a pinko. I know because I am one myself. Who the fuck doesn't know this? Who reads gibberish from Jake and doesn't smack their forehead at his sheer stupidity?
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Now why would they think he came out as a trans guy when he presents as female?
I love that part about "living as who we are openly" coming from a guy who hid out in his mom's attic for most of his adult life.
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While being a 300 pound dude with a gigantic beard.
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I can see how this might happen, Violet looks so stunningly feminine that the bigot doctors assume when she announces she's trans (to stop the doctors from molesting her like Glinner did) she's transitioning to male which means he looks like a male and always has because nobody can ever tell that trans people look like anything except their proper gender which means he looks like a cute little girl just like she always has.
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Makes that whole, "All the orderlies and nurses and porters and receptionists even, they all had to have a peek under my gown, uwu!" sure sound a bit different, doesn't it?
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His reasoning goes deeper than that, he thinks everyone else recognizes the trans-ness and probably suppresses it(without knowing who is trans, of course). So it's a bit like parents greeting their newborn son in 1973 and immediately seeing that he will be an embarrassing Vampire the Masquerade LARPer later in life, so he gets a Star Wars toy. Jake's made his own choices, he bemoans his lack of girly upbringing but it seems like he wished for Nintendo's and Playstation's and not girly toys.
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The only way to contextualize anything Jake says about "living" is to add "on twitter" to each sentence.
"Nobody can tell I'm trans unless I say so" (on twitter)
"HRT, surgical, cosmetics don't matter..." (on twitter)
And even then it's not true unless you block everyone except your hugbox
"Nobody can tell I'm trans unless I say so" (on twitter)
"HRT, surgical, cosmetics don't matter..." (on twitter)
And even then it's not true unless you block everyone except your hugbox
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"I can't sit here for several hours typing about this" as Jake laments his impending death ruining his career in the game industry
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At last, at long last, we've reached the biggest lie Jake has ever told, or ever will. Pack up the thread, we're done.
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Except that, according to him, even HRT is optional. He seems to be trying to argue that trannies pass so well that without conscious effort they can't even pass as their assigned sex at birth and that anyone who misgenders them (ie refers to them as their real gender) must actively be pretending to believe that the person in front of them is not the gender they claim to be. This is not a new thing for him to claim, but it is new for him to be this blatant about it.
Recently he has claimed that it's been a long time since anyone has thought he was male.
And he's also claimed that he has "a very obviously female body"
We've been making fun of him assuming that it's all part of him pretending to be someone completely different and unlike Jake Alley, but what if it's not? What if he actually recognizes and would be willing to acknowledge looking like Jake Alley (even if he still wouldn't admit that he's been doxed) but still thinks that he's clearly a woman?
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Now I’m pretty sure his “severe health issues” are all bullshit. This “oh I have to lie down” sounds like something Jake heard that sick people have to do. Probably what actually happened was that Jake’s doctor told him off after he got stuck in the door again and Jake interpreted “You’re getting to an age where you risk serious health issues if you don’t lose weight” as “I’m probably going to die in the next two months (PAY ATTENTION TO ME).” Or his therapist told him that sperging on Twitter all day is bad for him. I just can’t believe that a wailing catastrophist like Jake wouldn’t name the specific illness.
I do think Jake has some degree of face blindness, likely a result of his obvious autism. He knows that men and women look different, but he just doesn’t have that instinctive knowledge. He has to consciously look at a person and think, “Beard/no beard? Tits/no tits? Better double check the tits.” It would explain things like his bizarre stories about how he confuses doctors, his pre-shaving claim that he had a beard so no one would know he’s trans and the implication that his secondary sexual features change from day to day.
I bet if you told him men and women move differently, he’d respond with 14 hours of smugtweeting about how this guy thinks there’s some special “woman walk.”