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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
Since all the real Kindness news has been posted today by other people, I'd like to present what I think is the most intriguing and important mystery regarding Kindness.
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What happened to Kindness' tits????
In October 2019, Kindness posted this video saying it was what from a "few months ago."
The undercut/shaving one side of your head is considered "queer" because it makes most people look unsightly, resulting in ugly people claiming it for their own.
Since all the real Kindness news has been posted today by other people, I'd like to present what I think is the most intriguing and important mystery regarding Kindness.
Please start this video to gain access to the content in the spoiler.
What happened to Kindness' tits????
In October 2019, Kindness posted this video saying it was what from a "few months ago."
Look at the way her bones stick out in the later pictures.... I wonder if she's an uwu anachan in addition to everything else. Girl lost some serious weight she didn't have to lose.
Even if magic was real and she was a live literal real fucking wizard, rehabilitating both the tranch's people and their land would be completely fucking unrealistic.
You could fix all the trancher's problems by turning them into toads, but that land would still take years.
I imagine at the very least there’s going to be some kind of conflict between Kevin and Bonnie. Based on their Twitter interactions, Kevin was really desperate for Alyssa/Stella/Kidmess’ attention, and I can’t imagine he’s taking the fact that she more or less dusted him for Bonnie well.
IIRC Kevin and Bonnie already do not get along, so I can’t wait for Kevin’s inevitable rejection blowup and the subsequent fallout for the tranch.
total tinfoil but with as vindictive as Kevin is and as susceptible to delusion as Kindness has proven to be, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kevin tries to groom her into breaking up with Bonnie or convinces her that Bonnie is a groomer (which like… he is, so it wouldn’t be a far stretch).
I hope Kevin sulks in his room, shitting his pants and doing nothing. It is just as funny to me. Too powerless to stand up for himself to chad dicked bonnie.
I for one cannot wait to see what Kindness Alchemy Stellar's new job on the tranch is. I'm sure she won't at all have a BPD meltdown and quit like her last one.
I think her intention might actually be to teach the tranchers magic and healing skills, both psychologically and physically. It ain't gonna fucking work and all she'll do is porn with Bonehead and maid work probably before shitting herself in the bathtub and crying to twitter.
Since all the real Kindness news has been posted today by other people, I'd like to present what I think is the most intriguing and important mystery regarding Kindness
Indeed her name is Alyssa Jo Frauens. She was adopted by Amelia and Michael Frauens (a glownigger spaceship engineer). She's in contact with her birth mother, so when she talks about her "mother" it's unclear whether she's talking about adopted mom or birth mom.
All this talk about Stella made me realize: what the hell happened to that one FtM they where handing T to in the infamous group estrogen shot night tweet? Was she just a "voluntary"? or is she a low caste member not allowed to live in the castle like the guy whose father is a glowy?
Since all the real Kindness news has been posted today by other people, I'd like to present what I think is the most intriguing and important mystery regarding Kindness.
Please start this video to gain access to the content in the spoiler.
What happened to Kindness' tits????
In October 2019, Kindness posted this video saying it was what from a "few months ago."
Her tits (and a lot of her whole body really) have atrophied rapidly since then, god damn. Some of it is from the T she's on, putting testosterone in a female body will do that to female body structures. Female troons have even nearly died after their reproductive system suffered severe internal atrophy, so the tits withering away are a no brainer, of course that's going to happen. However with how her skin and the rest of her is also looking, I really wouldn't be surprised if hard drugs were involved as well. That would certainly also explain some of the craziness.
Remember when getting skrillex hair just mean you were a "cool girl" or some shit and didn't mean you were changing your gender into some neofairy bullshit?
Remember when getting skrillex hair just mean you were a "cool girl" or some shit and didn't mean you were changing your gender into some neofairy bullshit?
If these updates are too frequent or getting annoying, let me know.
Kindness tells the kids that she's the next Captain America and is joining the tranch to form The Avengers. Today's audience participation question: If Kindness is Captain America, which members of The Avengers are the other members of the tranch? Winner gets a free picture of Kindness' asshole. View attachment 2537318
My man Bonnie can sense an easy lay from the other side of Colorado and is making the journey to be with Kindness during her time of need. View attachment 2537331
Lastly, Kindness explains to us that she may commit a tiny bit of insurance fraud and shows us her letter about how she requires "out of town treatment" to "triage" her "condition" i.e, needs to go live on a tranch.
Yeah I’m gonna wait until Bonnie realizes the mistake he made. When this kindness chick absolutely melts down and tryto burn the ranch down or something I bet Penny is just gonna look at Bonnie and say
“first time?”
also I love the way that literally like a day ago kevin said on Twitter “we are absolutely full!“… Yeah your full as long as you don’t wanna have sex with anyone, if you wanna have sex with someone then all of a sudden you magically find room.
Also I want to learn more about the strong powerful black…. woman? That we’ve seen in the pictures the ranch shared of them eatting outside (again).
I thought Bonnie was a chad for pounding beers and fucking cis women. If he is literally putting black people into indentured servitude on the ranch then… he’s going to become a Sigma male.
2008-2011 it was extremely trendy and then for the following five or so years girls continued to do it for alternative points (they were hesitating for years, women are very afraid to cut their hair)
If Alyssa's parents (adopted) still give a fuck about her and haven't washed their hands of her then the glowie dad could be the thing that brings the tranch to the feds attention. He could be the link we've been waiting for to bring about tranny waco.
Indeed her name is Alyssa Jo Frauens. She was adopted by Amelia and Michael Frauens (a glownigger spaceship engineer). She's in contact with her birth mother, so when she talks about her "mother" it's unclear whether she's talking about adopted mom or birth mom.
I posted her dox originally on the Mr Gibes thread (Here) because I (foolishly) thought she was visiting the tranch to get some amhole. Now that Paul "Chad Bonne" Mendoza cucked Mr Gibes, the tranch thread is clearly where she belongs. Many enterprising kiwis here and in Mr Gibes' thread have been researching her dox/lore, and hopefully her own thread is forthcoming. Whomever takes on the herculean task of making an OP about this crazy bitch should find some useful tidbits in that link. Godspeed.
Her name is Alyssa Jo Frauens, but her dad is Matthew William Frauens (still glownigger spaceship engineer; mistype on your part I assume since you've got Matthew Frauens in your initial dox, which hats off to you for doing the hard work bit of getting her real name and a family member) and her mother is Roseanne Frauens. They're currently separated. He has some new woman whose name I can't remember off the top of my head (and also seems normal and undeserving of a spotlight by the farms); she seems to be single. Amelia Frauens is her sister, and she's got a brother, Nicolaus Frauens.
I can't find any evidence she's adopted - and can, in fact, find quite a lot of evidence that she's not adopted, and that Roseanne is her birth mother. She's made comments about Michael not being her bio dad, and her being from an out-of-wedlock fling prior to that relationship, which may be true; but I can't find any evidence to support that, either, and there's some circumstantial evidence against it. Given the way she's lied about literally everything else (turns out she's an almost pathological liar), I'm inclined to say her parents are indeed her bio parents - can't find any evidence of the "raised Jewish" thing in your original post, either.
I'm being deliberately vague on some details because I don't want to play my hand before I can put a proper write-up together. Same with sources; I don't want people DFE'ing everything before I can make stuff watertight. Should have a proper write-up & dox by tomorrow - there's some absolute doozies with not just her, but her whole family. Also, formal apologies for fucking up my internet diagnosis. Bitch is as BPD as they come.
Since all the real Kindness news has been posted today by other people, I'd like to present what I think is the most intriguing and important mystery regarding Kindness.
Please start this video to gain access to the content in the spoiler.
What happened to Kindness' tits????
In October 2019, Kindness posted this video saying it was what from a "few months ago."
She's quite clearly lost a lot of weight (and not weight she needed to/could afford to lose, given the fucking skeletor vibes in some of those post-2019 pictures; she's claimed an ED on twitter but she's also claimed everything else under the sun so who knows) between the tits and no-tits, which will shrink boobs down remarkably quickly. Also, if she's been binding (unclear, but given she claims she's transmasc, possible) then that will have removed a lot of elasticity from her breasts, which will make them look even flatter/sadder because the skin is sagging. Might also just be an effect of aging - especially if you have big(ger) boobs, and are unlucky with skin elasticity, they sag pretty easily (even in your twenties, which she's coming to the end of.
