Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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So the over arching theme of PPP and this weird online spectacle has been a self awareness of bad decisions made online in order to gain fame.
Getting into scraps with a room mate is not uncommon, while I have never come to physical blows things can get heated and nasty when you share space with someone. I believe its real and not an attention stunt, but as to what happens next is where it gets interesting.

- Either PPP purposely goes into a weird meta cow narative of the horrid things e celebs do to protect their egos and online reps even when there isn't very much on the line. This would make PPP the first self aware lolcow.
- They make up because they have been friends for so long and realized it was stupid.

I watched some of the Surfer stream and it was a unintelligible shitshow. PPP started off not wanting to speak ill of Surfer and has been shitting on him recently while laughing about shoenice being in his stream chat because of the "homelessness situation." I think this has shown PPP may have a bit of a darker side than his fans realize (Surfer mentioned he believed that PPP recorded the Police phone call with out editing the Dox to punish Surfer for kicking him out, PPP admitted he did threaten to kick his ass cause Surfer was purposely trying to antagonize him with some sort of music issue).
 
(Surfer mentioned he believed that PPP recorded the Police phone call with out editing the Dox to punish Surfer for kicking him out, PPP admitted he did threaten to kick his ass cause Surfer was purposely trying to antagonize him with some sort of music issue).
Old dox, Surfer is full of shit.

It amazes me that anyone would believe any of these right wing dissidents would ever accomplish anything meaningful, and it's not rape if you like it.
Especially considering Aspie-PP often points out people shouldn't look to internet daddies to solve their political problems for them
 
Somehow PPP is more entertaining than Rekieta when it comes to court cases lol? I didn't know the guy knew anything about law stuffs. He should comment on court videos more often.
Ashton claims to have done a year or two of law or pre-law. Appears he paid attention to course content as opposed to Rackets
I like PPP cause he showed me his butthole, true NEET samurai and a bro.
So, who's gonna be surfers OBS bitch?
If only there were people in PPP and Surfer's online circles who are proficient enough at streaming to get by and attention whores desperate to provide exclusive information to Kf for validation coughbryandunncoughspectrecough

Really surprised that JMK hasn't come back to dance on the grave of Ashton and RJ's love
 
As a PPP respector I found the last stream very satisfying but only in a very limited and specific ways.

I left it playing while wagecucking thru my day and I was really, REALLY thrown off with the final 10 minutes of it. I'm glad PPP put that sperg retard in his place, because for that 15 to 45 seconds of corny entertainment that Sperger provides, it gets easily shadowed by 4 hours of his tired, dumb, pathetic remarks, forced laugh "h-h-h-h-hhyou know buddy, like, fuuuck" and his schizo takes.

PPP loses points in my Perfect & 100% Objective e-Celeb Metrics book for few reasons

1) putting up with a schizo retard, in the first place
2) not physically deforming the schizo as a sure and proven way to somewhat steer him in a right direction
3) not kicking him on the spot when he called the cops on him

Also, PPP loses points for doing forced IDGAF-ing, and also for being apparently genuinely sad for the Drunken Sperger situation. I also get a slight alarmistic vibe of "he's gonna let the schizo back into his life, eventually" which will cause extreme penalties and takedown of points for PPP in my book.

All in all, it started out good (PPP getting rid of the unfunny retard) but the train got derailed quickly afterwards, with all the "I love him, Surfer if you're watching this one day I'll forgive you" bullshit.

No e-celebs, EVER.
 
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I agree. Surfer's only fault in all this was mistaking PPP for a human being who can change and better himself and not the psychopath wild animal he really is. he shouldn't have believed PPP the second, third, fourth and fifth time he said he wouldn't attack him again. PPP isn't even human.

lmao. surfer btfo'ing your e-daddy is somehow kneeling to ralph. get real. and fuck ppp. call the cops on his ass. filthy animal. I wish to God that the police would start purging society of animal trash like ppp . PPP getting kicked out of his brother's house, ending up homeless and getting shot by the police is would be the ideal outcome of all this.
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As a PPP respector I found the last stream very satisfying but only in a very limited and specific ways.

I left it playing while wagecucking thru my day and I was really, REALLY thrown off with the final 10 minutes of it. I'm glad PPP put that sperg retard in his place, because for that 15 to 45 seconds of corny entertainment that Sperger provides, it gets easily shadowed by 4 hours of his tired, dumb, pathetic remarks, forced laugh "h-h-h-h-hhyou know buddy, like, fuuuck" and his schizo takes.

PPP loses points in my Perfect & 100% Objective e-Celeb Metrics book for few reasons

1) putting up with a schizo retard, in the first place
2) not physically deforming the schizo as a sure and proven way to somewhat steer him in a right direction
3) not kicking him on the spot when he called the cops on him

Also, PPP loses points for doing forced IDGAF-ing, and also for being apparently genuinely sad for the Drunken Sperger situation. I also get a slight alarmistic vibe of "he's gonna let the schizo back into his life, eventually" which will cause extreme penalties and takedown of points for PPP in my book.

All in all, it started out good (PPP getting rid of the unfunny retard) but the train got derailed quickly afterwards, with all the "I love him, Surfer if you're watching this one day I'll forgive you" bullshit.

No e-celebs, EVER.
No we nees surfer back. I been watching too long and its not the same without him... It just isnt, it feels off.
 
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Last night's stream was pretty good, only about an hour in so far

I know you read this PPP, as an American lawyer Tim's lawyer is doing this because he knows his only chance is a victory on a technicality, it's probably the reason it's a bench trial also. P.S. prosecutor is lawyer on easy mode, you have no consequences for basically any of the decisions you make. The hard part isn't actually the job, it's the clients.
 
Those poor foreign maids who will have to clean his shit from the toilet seat
It'll be like being back home for them. PPP will cure their homesick hearts with his fecal freedom.

- Either PPP purposely goes into a weird meta cow narative of the horrid things e celebs do to protect their egos and online reps even when there isn't very much on the line. This would make PPP the first self aware lolcow.
This is the direction it's taking and it's why I'm down for the ride. It's also the way PPP has always done it from the start, it seems. That's why he always likened it to "professional wrestling". He was always unique among lolcows in that he exposed his insecurities where he had them and laughed it off when people hit him in the soft spots (unless it was about him being hypocritical in his behavior and faith). However he's not completely retarded and, like everyone, has many things he is genuinely sensitive about and would prefer to keep private.
Surfer, in his increasingly manic behavior and what I really do assume is the whisper of onset mental illness or even schizophrenia, has come to have loose lips about their personal details. It's one thing to be fat, be called gay, to be mocked for having exposed your asshole on stream in a drunken stupor, but it's another to have people learn about your abusive father or other details about your past and personhood.

Jim got eternally assblasted by Sargon exposing his age and tendency to want to be the cool guy in a room of kids. He memed "boomer moment" like he did with "sweetie squad" to cope. Similarly there's PPP who tries to do the same with things that bug him. But then there's all we've learned about him which he never wanted us to know. Yet, unlike for Jim, for PPP it wasn't an autist he was feuding with that did it. It wasn't someone from his past who did it. It wasn't the Farms or alogs or Ralph. It was his own heterosexual male wife. His real life, longtime best friend did this. And also called the cops. And then proceeded to air more details during his solo stream.

How can he recover from all of this? Well, by doing the same thing he's always done--by looking at it through the camera. Whether he realizes it or not, THAT is the real reason he recorded the cop call and why he's been leaving it out in the open. Not because he wanted to "explain the change of scenery etc. for future videos". It was to cope with it, like people recording the Twin Tower attack on 9/11 at ground zero. They put a window between themselves and the events they are experiencing to make it less real, to distance themselves from it somehow, so as to not collapse from the full gravity of it. PPP is putting up a troll front, diving head-first into the jokes to acclimate himself to the mockery. He is ready to continue down the self-aware lolcow road he began, if for no other reason than to have such a barrier between himself and the real hurt of it all.

TL;DR What began as his idea of having fun on the Internet is becoming his method of self-preservation at these times, I think. PPP will continue his "professional wrestling" as a self-aware lolcow, unintentionally (or from here on, intentionally) becoming a living meta narrative emblematic of Internet attention whores and lolcows in general.
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PPP has a good mind, but its poisoned by jewish mythology plus lack of discipline, if he manages to go sub 250 I predict his self esteem will finally explode in an actual way and he might leave the sperg levels.

For that alone, for the weight loss effort, I have to keep PPP on my "Objectively Good E-Celebs" list. But I'll watch his behavior closely, as it is very dubious at this point. If he slips off the weight loss journey now, and goes back, in any capacity, to communicating with Schizo, he's banned from my list forever.

At this moment, PPP is among very few potentially good e-celebs. We'll see.
 
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Better look out Ashton, this guy is gonna put you on the Naughty List if you decided to patch things up with your friend!
Assessment of the wrestlers is a big part of professional wrestling fandom. Right now people are split (I don't know how) on whether it was Surfer or PPP that turned heel, but if PPP pulls some John Cena power of friendship reconciliation turn after all this it'll make him look weak. He's used to tag-team matches but now he's gotta relearn how to get back in the ring solo. So far he's doing good, but his constant pining for his friend is just begging for someone to bullrush the ring and sweep kick him onto his crap smeared ass.

Honestly I do hope they patch it up but they never, ever get back to tag team matches again. The tag team arc has reached it's anime betrayal conclusion and no one wants to watch repeats.
 
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PPP has a good mind, but its poisoned by jewish mythology plus lack of discipline, if he manages to go sub 250 I predict his self esteem will finally explode in an actual way and he might leave the sperg levels.

For that alone, for the weight loss effort, I have to keep PPP on my "Objectively Good E-Celebs" list. But I'll watch his behavior closely, as it is very dubious at this point. If he slips off the weight loss journey now, and goes back, in any capacity, to communicating with Schizo, he's banned from my list forever.

At this moment, PPP is among very few potentially good e-celebs. We'll see.
The way I see it is what other good options are really out there in this sector of the internet? Josh is good to watch but he only streams 2 hours a week on a friday, Jim does not really exist and just popped back in to milk 10k from his legion of fans, Ralph is boring and relies on Tucker Carlson to carry the dead air. Everyone else is mostly some sort of right wing grift that share the same talking points and they accept donations and tell you to buy their shitty embarrassing merch. For me coincidentally the two people making content that is the best at the moment is Josh and PPP and they don't take money for doing their shows.
 
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