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Funnily enough a bot that copies DSP's tweets got an answer by Burger King's bot. Because Phil turned off replies on his tweets BK's bot couldn't reply back to him, but it replied to a tweetbot. :story:
Oh god that is just a perfect example of Phil's self destructive tendencies, cutting off his nose to spite his face

All this bitching about not getting nowhere by email and if his replies were open he could've made an iota of progress. I wonder if it will have any effect on his attempts to convince YouTube's bot to be more like twitch, y'know the website he has deluded himself in thinking is dying because they got rid of him.
 
Can I just say how much I hate him using "behind the scenes"? He has no idea what it means. The word he is looking for is "off stream".
I think everyone who ever watched more than a handful of his streams get an urge to punch things when he says it.

I don’t even think it’s Phil trying to make his life more interesting, it’s just autism/stunted development.

He has a thing with using words in an autistically literal way: It didn’t happen in front of his 720p cam? = Happened “behind da scenes”.

If you go back and watch his oldest videos, you’ll notice that he’s using the exact same expressions now as then: “It is what it is”, “Good riddance to bad rubbish”, ”behind da scenes” etc. etc.
 
I guess this is one of the 1-3x/year I'm compelled to type this instead of just think it whenever I see someone surmising that Missus Burnell actually wants to spend any more time with or around that snorthog outside of whatever is the weekly aggregate that she just absolutely can't avoid. Trust me, this just ain't a thing.

Speculate all you want about nefarious marriage motives & diminished mental capacity. She still lives in a house with one of the most unpalatable pissbags who ever lived. And she has to deal with the Too Hot for TV version of his nonstop screamwhining & persecution complex narratives. I can barely endure the motherfucker's voice for more than 10m at a time no matter what he's saying, ever, & all we see is a few hours of the manbaby on his best behavior. Lol, can you imagine what that absolute unit is like when he's not answering to a webcam?? Christ, I'd rather chew broken glass than even try.

Since she's sentient enough to get buttmad enough at a chatroom to go perma-ghost, she's well beyond the requirement to be perpetually, rabidly irritated with that screeching earwig bridge ogre upstairs. Just the fact that he constantly insists they hang around each other in the volume he claims is a dead giveaway that she avoids him like cancerAIDS as much as possible. The dude could give a Chia Pet a coronary.

So no, he didn't ruin her birthdsy by yanking her to BK, let alone the local junkhead crackflop one (which I have zero reason to suspect he really did anyway... You know, simply because he said so, & he's a weird, crippled shitheel & hyperparanoid compulsive liar who's deeper in the clutches of insanity than ever before) -including this entire epilogue yarn about getting BTFO'd in his manKaren conquest for Burger King recompense for his irreparable emotional trauma suffered at the hands of the Ethan Ralph-inspired trashburger.

The only thing this toolshed did to ruin her birthday is continue not to keel over from a fatal diabetic stroke. Whether or not she really deigned to spend her birthday within earshot of him. If, in fact, that's even not a lie. Which I doubt.

As long as she got some scratch from her in-laws, I promise you the day was not a wash for her.
I really disagree.

I know the meme is Kat is just with phil to avoid having to work but let's not forget that she was already in a relationship with someone else when she met Phil. She didn't have to move across the country or marry him... She's not some mail order bride.

She was a shitty streamer, she was probably a fan of Phil and they got talking and went from there.

I think it's a genuine marriage. I don't know how any sane person would marry someone for the money and then be happy that they get to spend 6 days a week inside away from the world on your own doing fuck all like she does.

If it was a marriage for money why did she accept a shitty engagement ring, a dirty dress and a wedding in Phils parents house? Phil spends all his money instantly anyway, we all know this so what money did she marry into exactly? The dude had $300 in his bank account when he went bankrupt.

I know people who are bigger retards than Phil who have happy relationships. It's far more likely that this is a real marriage than some scheme by kat to get an easy paid for life.
 
Probably twitter. Things really aren't going his way. He thought bunkering down against trolls would somehow make people want to interact with him more, but his numbers, even at their best are an embarrassment.
If the tweetbot gets a free BK sandwich and Phil doesn't, I could totally see Phil bitching at Twitter for the tweetbot being harassment and not making the reply to tweets good enough
 
Christ all mighty with Phil and his First World Problems chicken sandwich saga. I shouldn't be socked at this point that Phil's grown ass is still crying but DOOD it's a fucking fastfood sandwich! I understand that he's got a mature adult palette for fine cuisine but damn. I can see this being on the list of tragedies to befall Phil's life, right next to not getting the Wolverine figurine.
 
Phil is an autist. (Not going to guess where he is on the spectrum, but he definitely is on it!)

You know how some autists obsess about trains or Sonic?

DSPs thing is food. He can remember meals and fast food items he ate years ago, and will gladly talk about them in autistic detail for minutes at a time.

I think this part of the explanation why he’s making such a fucking big deal about it.

Unfortunately, Phil is also an E-hermit with little to no human interaction, which is why he doesn’t realize how badly it makes him look.


EDIT: God, I hope BK tells him to go play on the freeway. Can you imagine how insufferably smug he would be if got a W? “Now the thing is... I’m a kahntent creator with an over 13 year long history on YouTube and millions of views, alright? I have a verified Twitter account with TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND followers. *SNORT* If it took so long for me to get justice, imagine what it’s like for all the guys who don’t have that, right?”
Big brain idea: know how the Wendy's twitter gives no shits and will shut down anyone being a smartass with the quickness? What if someone sent wendy all the shit Phil's been going off about and ask "how would you deal with someone like this?"
 
I thought accounts that are @'d by the tweet could reply. So Phil disabled that feature as well? Was he scared that BK was gonna dunk on him like the official Xbox account?
Actually yes you are right, I checked that tweet and it said that only people Phil @ mentioned can reply, so now I'm even more confused why the bot replied to the tweetbot but not to Phil. It makes this even more funny.
 
Big brain idea: know how the Wendy's twitter gives no shits and will shut down anyone being a smartass with the quickness? What if someone sent wendy all the shit Phil's been going off about and ask "how would you deal with someone like this?"
I want either of the accounts to just reply with "Wait, aren't you the guy?"
 
A sampling of the quote tweets regarding Phil's burger:
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I want either of the accounts to just reply with "Wait, aren't you the guy?"
It's funny because social media of companies try their hardest to be as nice as possible to everyone because they don't want to look bad in front of customers, but even from a business standpoint they'd stand to gain far more fans from shitting on Phil than from being nice towards him.

BK responds on Twitter saying that they're very sorry and will give Phil a coupon: gets 10 likes from his retards and 20 comments from detractors saying shit about Phil that they won't read.

BK responds on Twitter with "Aren't you the guy?", attached to a picture of Phil's coomface: thousands of likes and retweets and memes about how "based" the multi-billion detractor company is.
 
So is there a way to "chargeback" superchats? Cause $99.99 ain't really a trolling amount unless you're going to try and snatch it back.
I seriously at this point consider them to be exactly as cheers for bits were on Twitch, if a charge back is going to be applied to an account, Google's bottom line eats the deficit, not DSP's account with their partnership contract. I'm more than willing to be shown how that's not true, but that's the accounting concept I apply to them as well just like their Twitch stream equivalents until then. So that unfunny "give funds to own and troll at once" shit can go away along with the silent majority interaction on twitter.
 
If the tweetbot gets a free BK sandwich and Phil doesn't, I could totally see Phil bitching at Twitter for the tweetbot being harassment and not making the reply to tweets good enough
I would fucking roar if bot got a sandwich.
I thought accounts that are @'d by the tweet could reply. So Phil disabled that feature as well? Was he scared that BK was gonna dunk on him like the official Xbox account?
Has nothing to do with Phail's tweet but copying his words. Tweetbot @'d BK itself.
 
What other 39 year old do you know that says doody, much less a stupid wop that uses it as often as DSP does? It really makes him sound like a 5 year old. Hence the man baby description fits like a glove.
Wait Phil is only 39. 😳 I thought he was nearly 50. He needs to moisturize or something. I already throught he wasn't aging well but damn.
 
Fingers crossed
> Paypal
> Pfizer
PayPal doing something that screws Phil over would probably be even funnier than twitter. His entire sctick now is pushing PayPal tips. The rant that would ensue would be the saltiest thing ever, to beat anything about detractors.

I still doubt he ever had the vaccine. He whines about everything that inconveniences him that he wouldn't think twice about it. Also he would use it as a soapbox to criticize his detractors as anti vaxxers and push how much he cares.

Another option would be streamelenents doing the same thing that streamlabs did to him. Hell anything sets him off so he might start on a different fast food chain.
 
I really disagree.

I know the meme is Kat is just with phil to avoid having to work but let's not forget that she was already in a relationship with someone else when she met Phil. She didn't have to move across the country or marry him... She's not some mail order bride.

She was a shitty streamer, she was probably a fan of Phil and they got talking and went from there.

I think it's a genuine marriage. I don't know how any sane person would marry someone for the money and then be happy that they get to spend 6 days a week inside away from the world on your own doing fuck all like she does.

If it was a marriage for money why did she accept a shitty engagement ring, a dirty dress and a wedding in Phils parents house? Phil spends all his money instantly anyway, we all know this so what money did she marry into exactly? The dude had $300 in his bank account when he went bankrupt.

I know people who are bigger retards than Phil who have happy relationships. It's far more likely that this is a real marriage than some scheme by kat to get an easy paid for life.

Hard disagree.

Let’s go over what we know of their relationship.

Khat is trying the streaming thing while living with Subaru-man.

All of a sudden she gets in touch with Phil. Who seems interested in her.

Now Khat doesn’t have much of an education, not future prospects. Subaru-man is raking in good money, but marriage isn’t on his radar. (And especially not with Khat given what he knows about her.)

And along comes Phil who definetely seems like a step upwards. Maybe? She sees all the money he makes, all his viewers (At this point Phil was still attracting several times more viewers than now), his millions of views on YouTube .

Phil is kind of a big shot. A step upwards. He flirts, she flirts back weighing her options.

And then comes the point of no return. Subaru-man discovers that she’s been cheating on him.

Khat has two choices now. Become homeless or find a dead end fulltime job or two and her own place. Or go all in with Phil. The big streamer. Who earns the big bucks. Yeah, there are some tax issues, but the guy rakes in thousands of dollars. And might advance her own streaming career.

Obvious choice, no?

And then comes the part where Phil would yell “BULLSHIT!”

Khat goes all in on Phil, moves to Seattle, and discovers the big time streamer is a paranoid recluse who spends every cent he has on sweaty jpeg pulls.

What is she supposed to do? Go crawling back to Subaru-man?

Nope, Khat has fucked herself and reached the point of no return. So it’s a cheap ass marriage in a cheap ass dress surrounded by Phil’s family.

She needs to get a job for spending money, cause Phil is broke. Oh, and at this time he has also lost a good part of his fans and gained even more trolls.

Look at the (few) videos we have of them together. Khat almost recoils when Phil puts his paws around her.

His trolls LOL at her.

This isn’t a happy fucking marriage.

This is the result of Khat betting on the wrong horse, being momentarily blinded by greed and ambition, and is now stuck in a marriage with a paranoid manchild.

As Phil would say: “It is what it is” but you can call me a lolcow if you think that Khat isn’t seething with bitterness and regret, and (rightly or wrongly) probably blames Phil for the bind she’s in.

This ain’t no happy marriage and there’s a snowballs chance in hell we won’t get a divorce saga at least within the next few years.

So is there a way to "chargeback" superchats? Cause $99.99 ain't really a trolling amount unless you're going to try and snatch it back.
You can charge back anything dood.
You can always say it was fraudulent and get a new card. Illegal? Yes! Will the bank investigate and call their expensive fraud unit? Not unless it happens on a regular basis.
 
I really disagree.

I know the meme is Kat is just with phil to avoid having to work but let's not forget that she was already in a relationship with someone else when she met Phil. She didn't have to move across the country or marry him... She's not some mail order bride.

She was a shitty streamer, she was probably a fan of Phil and they got talking and went from there.

I think it's a genuine marriage. I don't know how any sane person would marry someone for the money and then be happy that they get to spend 6 days a week inside away from the world on your own doing fuck all like she does.

If it was a marriage for money why did she accept a shitty engagement ring, a dirty dress and a wedding in Phils parents house? Phil spends all his money instantly anyway, we all know this so what money did she marry into exactly? The dude had $300 in his bank account when he went bankrupt.

I know people who are bigger retards than Phil who have happy relationships. It's far more likely that this is a real marriage than some scheme by kat to get an easy paid for life.
From what Subaru Jeff told us, he kicked Catherine out for cheating and being a lazy slob, or was in the process of it.

Catherine isn't a sane person. We know she's nuts with a long mental health and legal history. She bounced around halfway houses and had no steady place to live her entire life.

Plus, she was a 5/10 on her best day in her 20s wearing clown makeup and an Aspie weeaboo nutcase with the personality of cardboard as we saw from her streams.

Catherine is a low value woman taking what she could get, and an opportunity to live in Seattle with a dope that proves he'll spend copiously on you... that's a clear win for her.
 
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